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Game week press conference with Coach Herman at Noon today on LHN and here:

https://texassports.com/news/2018/8/25/football-watch-tom-herman-monday-press-conference-aug-27-2018.aspx

Preview?

Year 2 for Tom Herman in Austin

Position battles, player rotations, injury updates, units of strength and areas of concern, Univ of MD?, 1 or 2 more Ohio St questions, new kicker and punter, season expectations?

Shout out to Surly favorites University of Texas Pom and Cheer squads (new and old)

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and first up . . . University of Maryland

 

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When they release the depth chart today and Kyle Porter is listed as a starter, I cannot be held responsible for the carnage that unfolds near me shortly thereafter. 

shits getting real. Hope we can hear the questions on the streaming. 

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

When they release the depth chart today and Kyle Porter is listed as a starter, I cannot be held responsible for the carnage that unfolds near me shortly thereafter. 

Young OR Watson OR Porter

Offensive Coordinator: Beck OR Hand OR Herman

It would be funnier if it didn't feel kinda true... 

27 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

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19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

When they release the depth chart today and Kyle Porter is listed as a starter, I cannot be held responsible for the carnage that unfolds near me shortly thereafter. 

Don't give this guy any ideas

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We've had an unbelievable camp and the guys have worked unbelievably hard.  We've had unbelievable buy in.  Maryland has two unbelievable running backs and two unbelievable quarterbacks.  They will be unbelievably motivated to play us.  Will be an unbelievable atmosphere.   Kind of like the unbelievable tits I saw at a strip club with Zach Smith in 2014.

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

We've had an unbelievable camp and the guys have worked unbelievably hard.  We've had unbelievable buy in.  Maryland has two unbelievable running backs and two unbelievable quarterbacks.  They will be unbelievably motivated to play us.  Will be an unbelievable atmosphere.   Kind of like the unbelievable tits I saw at a strip club with Zach Smith in 2014.

I don't believe you. 

38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

When they release the depth chart today

Maryland's going to do this for their coaches today as well

You look at Maryland over there and it's just all about the tradition of them having terrible trash uniforms with candy assed split helmets with their dumb flag on it. 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Maryland over there and it's just all about the tradition of them having terrible trash uniforms with candy assed split helmets with their dumb flag on it. 

The Terps might switch it up & go old school traditional, hell whoever is coaching for Maryland will have their hands too full to worry about jazzy threads anyway...

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4 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

hell whoever is coaching for Maryland will have their hands too full to worry about jazzy threads anyway...

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We’re really excited to play a tough Maryland team. They’re just so we’ll coached it scares you to death. Matt Canada is a great friend of mine and one of the best offensive minds in the country. Kids are really going to have to play hard to limit the explosive plays. Ty Johnson is one of the best players in the country. You can’t just show up and beat Maryland, we’re really gonna have to play our butts off and win the turnover battle.

Really excited for our kids to play in an NFL stadium. Had a meeting this morning to discuss the great history of the Washington Redskins and were just so honored to be able to play on their field. Many of the kids have never been to Washington DC so we arranged a sight seeing tour for Friday night. 

 

"I've been squinting so long that when I look at something far away I start to squint and say 'Wait, I don't need to squint anymore!'"

9 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

We’re really excited to play a tough Maryland team. They’re just so we’ll coached it scares you to death. Matt Canada is a great friend of mine and one of the best offensive minds in the country. Kids are really going to have to play hard to limit the explosive plays. Ty Johnson is one of the best players in the country. You can’t just show up and beat Maryland, we’re really gonna have to play our butts off and win the turnover battle.

Really excited for our kids to play in an NFL stadium. Had a meeting this morning to discuss the great history of the Washington Redskins and were just so honored to be able to play on their field. Many of the kids have never been to Washington DC so we arranged a sight seeing tour for Friday night. 

 

needs something about the 'kicking game' and it would be perfect. 

29 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

We've had an unbelievable camp and the guys have worked unbelievably hard.  We've had unbelievable buy in.  Maryland has two unbelievable running backs and two unbelievable quarterbacks.  They will be unbelievably motivated to play us.  Will be an unbelievable atmosphere.   Kind of like the unbelievable tits I saw at a strip club with Zach Smith in 2014.

Inconceivable....

11 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

We’re really excited to play a tough Maryland team. They’re just so we’ll coached it scares you to death. Matt Canada is a great friend of mine and one of the best offensive minds in the country. Kids are really going to have to play hard to limit the explosive plays. Ty Johnson is one of the best players in the country. You can’t just show up and beat Maryland, we’re really gonna have to play our butts off and win the turnover battle.

Really excited for our kids to play in an NFL stadium. Had a meeting this morning to discuss the great history of the Washington Redskins and were just so honored to be able to play on their field. Many of the kids have never been to Washington DC so we arranged a sight seeing tour for Friday night. 

 

This is great and i cant read it and not hear Mack's voice. That being said, as Texas Longhorn fans we are some battered wives due to the fucking beating weve taken over the last 9 seasons. Here's to the team and us as fans getting our fucking groove back like motherfuckin' Stella!

Fuck Maryland, and lets kick them while their down and make them pay for that embarrassment at home a year ago. HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!!

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

When they release the depth chart today and Kyle Porter is listed as a starter, I cannot be held responsible for the carnage that unfolds near me shortly thereafter. 

I almost want this to happen to see the meltdown. 

but I like winning better so nah.

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20 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

We’re really excited to play a tough Maryland team. They’re just so we’ll coached it scares you to death. Matt Canada is a great friend of mine and one of the best offensive minds in the country. Kids are really going to have to play hard to limit the explosive plays. Ty Johnson is one of the best players in the country. You can’t just show up and beat Maryland, we’re really gonna have to play our butts off and win the turnover battle.

Really excited for our kids to play in an NFL stadium. Had a meeting this morning to discuss the great history of the Washington Redskins and were just so honored to be able to play on their field. Many of the kids have never been to Washington DC so we arranged a sight seeing tour for Friday night. 

 

really solid, but not enough "neat"

44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

We've had an unbelievable camp and the guys have worked unbelievably hard.  We've had unbelievable buy in.  Maryland has two unbelievable running backs and two unbelievable quarterbacks.  They will be unbelievably motivated to play us.  Will be an unbelievable atmosphere.   Kind of like the unbelievable tits I saw at a strip club with Zach Smith in 2014.

It almost scares you to death.

16 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

needs something about the 'kicking game' and it would be perfect. 

And about the defense scoring more points.

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

The Terps might switch it up & go old school traditional, hell whoever is coaching for Maryland will have their hands too full to worry about jazzy threads anyway...

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Maryland doesn't really have a tradition. They changed uniform looks almost every year 40 years. Because changing uniforms is the way you win national championships.

 

I don't care what you a-holes say, as an alum, I like the new ones of recent years. Organized random chaos - now that's a Maryland football tradition.

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Marylands's tradition is embarassing Texas.  Sadly.

3 minutes ago, NBMisha said:

Marylands's tradition is embarassing Texas.  Sadly.

Do you even 1978 Sun Bowl, bro?

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Do you even 1978 Sun Bowl, bro?

I think Maryland has knocked Texas out of the NCAA basketball tournament twice. Of course that's no big feat.

11 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Maryland doesn't really have a tradition. They changed uniform looks almost every year 40 years. Because changing uniforms is the way you win national championships.

 

I don't care what you a-holes say, as an alum, I like the new ones of recent years. Organized random chaos - now that's a Maryland football tradition.

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I think Maryland has knocked Texas out of the NCAA basketball tournament twice. Of course that's no big feat.


We’ve only played Maryland one time in men’s basketball. 1995.
14 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Vegas has Texas favored by 13 over Maryland

What were we favored by last year?

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What were we favored by last year?

A billion.

Just now, closetojumping said:

What were we favored by last year?

TEX -18.5

We've had an unbelievable camp and the guys have worked unbelievably hard.  We've had unbelievable buy in.  Maryland has two unbelievable running backs and two unbelievable quarterbacks.  They will be unbelievably motivated to play us.  Will be an unbelievable atmosphere.   Kind of like the unbelievable tits I saw at a strip club with Zach Smith in 2014.
For every "unbelieveable" or " really really", take a drink.

Especially if you're at work.
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We covered that, right?

I assume we did. I mean, c’mon, it’s Maryland.

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Additional tune in options for the press conference via radio (and radio app):

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

When they release the depth chart today and Kyle Porter is listed as a starter, I cannot be held responsible for the carnage that unfolds near me shortly thereafter. 

Your surroundings are safe, for now.

Remember the first day of camp when everyone was flipping out that Anderson wasn't on the first team OL. LOL.. 

$9.95ers create drama for more clicks when they don't know fucking anything.

When did the ads on the Texas site before the PC start? Also, it is saying that they are having technical difficulties.

No CTJ meltdown!

 

7 freshman  on the 2 deep

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Remember the first day of camp when everyone was flipping out that Anderson wasn't on the first team OL. LOL.. 

 

It was really just OBs, who are next to useless for football news these days, and Chip Brown (fuck him).

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