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When Beck is fired, it will interesting to hear how these conversations are recast by Herman and CDC.

Only huge surprise to me is Jamison 2nd string on offense.  Too much speed to keep off the field, I guess. 

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Did we get a depth chart?

Check page 1

1 hour ago, ousux said:

For every "unbelieveable" or " really really", take a drink.

Especially if you're at work.

Try the unbelievable drinking game when you listen to E Hogan on the radio, and you'll be an alcoholic within a month.

It's difficult not to get excited about this season. I still worry about QB...but I would like a t-shirt that has Lil' Jordan  Humphrey as a Swiss army knife. That was my favorite quote of the presser. I had us with 8 wins this year. Hope we at least match or better that. Go Texas! 

26 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Thanks for posting all of these for those of us at work. Much appreciated

It's difficult not to get excited about this season. I still worry about QB...but I would like a t-shirt that has Lil' Jordan  Humphrey as a Swiss army knife. That was my favorite quote of the presser. I had us with 8 wins this year. Hope we at least match or better that. Go Texas! 

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Check page 1

Thanks. Only a few “OR”s on the chart this season. I like it. Decide who starts and roll with it. Seems like in other years there were way more “ORs” that sometimes went 3 deep

Edited by perfectchaos007

Defense has talent, particularly in the secondary. 

OL still looks weak albeit with improved depth. Vahe, Shack, and Rodriguez together are a liability and will get beaten up by good DL

 Not a single reporter smart enough to throw it back at Herman and ask if everyone will be calling plays for the defense. 

Because you damn well know they aren’t. 

Btw, all that deflection means Tom Beck is calling the offense and Herman/Meh/Hand are there for bunker bowling purposes. 

I'm not getting excited until I see consistent qb play.

Can't contain my excitement about that depth chart.  So much potential on both sides of the ball with LJH, Collin Johnson, Malcolm Roach, Kris Boyd, and Gary Johnson, with a huge infusion of day-one talents like Caden Sterns, Keaontay Ingram, Ayodele Adeoye, and D'Shawn Jamison. 

Real depth + QB experience + improvement with the OL/TE + less Porter moar Ingram + Year Two in Orlando's system = a big year. 🤘

Biggest question mark is OL. Better depth, some better talent but not enough.

"Coach it's been one year since Hurricane Harvey hit Texas, can you talk a little bit about that"
Well, you look at who the governor put in charge of federal relief money, then you look at what they're paying the new coach at that other school over to the east, and..
48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I'm extremely pleased that he's getting pressed about Beck. I actually appreciate that from the reporters.

Yup, that's their job.

35 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Did we get a depth chart?

 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Depth chart

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First page you lazy SOB

 

Edited by Lerka Lerka

Why are reporters clowns for asking about an overpaid clown who sucks and should never have been hired in the first place? Isn’t that their job?

Given the overall lack of bitching in this thread about the press conference answers you can tell it's week 1.

15 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Biggest question mark is OL. Better depth, some better talent but not enough.

Yeah. Don't undersell the huge impact of not having freshmen at both tackles who were protected by essentially nothing at TE.  It's a steep slope up from there.

22 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Why are reporters clowns for asking about an overpaid clown who sucks and should never have been hired in the first place? Isn’t that their job?

They're not clowns, but they're wasting their own time. Tom is dead-set on coach-speaking his way around the question in pressers every time it comes up.

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Tom is dead-set on coach-speaking his way around the question in pressers every time it comes up.

That's coaches period. Not a lot of coaches are going to give you an answer on something controversial like that. It's just one of those questions where the media says, "I had to ask", which is true....the first time or two.

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They're not clowns, but they're wasting their own time. Tom is dead-set on coach-speaking his way around the question in pressers every time it comes up.

In fairness, they are clowns.

They're not clowns, but they're wasting their own time. Tom is dead-set on coach-speaking his way around the question in pressers every time it comes up.

You could say this about virtually any press conference question. It’s all coachspeak. If coach wants/agrees to hold a press conference, he can expect to be asked questions about how the biggest question mark on the team is going to be handled.
Just now, bschoolprof said:


You could say this about virtually any press conference question. It’s all coachspeak. If coach wants/agrees to hold a press conference, he can expect to be asked questions about how the biggest question mark on the team is going to be handled.

Of course, I'm not defending Herman here. I'm just saying that if the reporters want more fresher, more substantiative material for their write-ups, they might find other things to ask about.

8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

If coach wants/agrees to hold a press conference

I don't know of many head coaches who want to have 99% of the press conferences they "have" to have. One of those things that kinda comes with the territory. Required to have media availabilities and what not. 

1 hour ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Can't contain my excitement about that depth chart.  So much potential on both sides of the ball with LJH, Collin Johnson, Malcolm Roach, Kris Boyd, and Gary Johnson, with a huge infusion of day-one talents like Caden Sterns, Keaontay Ingram, Ayodele Adeoye, and D'Shawn Jamison. 

Real depth + QB experience + improvement with the OL/TE + less Porter moar Ingram + Year Two in Orlando's system = a big year. 🤘

 

Dude ... I am right there alongside you.  This train is about to leave the station.

 

 

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Did we get a depth chart?

Are you a millenial or just a lazy fuck?

Who's the guy who goes full retard around the 37:00 mark? Brian Davis?

51 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Tim Beck is a clown as well

He's going to make you eat your words as Sam drifts from the pocket and shot puts the ball all over the yard.

I'm gonna drink the Kool Aid that the OL is improved. Vahe will stand there holding his dick and making zero contact with a defender on only 25% of offensive plays.

 

Herman talked a lot about continuity between offensive staffs.  First time in 5 years that the offense hasn't had to learn a new system.  That alone will help the offensive improve from last year along with the talked improvement about OL and QB.  We will beat Oklahoma this year and be in the B12 title hunt.  FCB!

9 minutes ago, TexTexTex said:

Herman talked a lot about continuity between offensive staffs.  First time in 5 years that the offense hasn't had to learn a new system.  That alone will help the offensive improve from last year along with the talked improvement about OL and QB.  We will beat Oklahoma this year and be in the B12 title hunt.  FCB!

I will be happy with a Oklahoma win.  Fuck em.  Everything else is just gravy.  

39 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Are you a millenial or just a lazy fuck?

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I started one, but it's a bit of work. Does anyone have the time to make a better depth chart with the position players in their slots?

Like this

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I'm extremely pleased that he's getting pressed about Beck. I actually appreciate that from the reporters.

This. And it should continue until the offense improves enough to where this pressure is no longer warranted.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

I'm not getting excited until I see consistent qb play.

my liver is all out of fucks to give...

3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Still blown away we can do hundreds of millions in renovations and build a new arena but can't get a fucking mic to reporters? 

 

Edited by Machinator

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Del Conte does not fuck around.

True, but it sucks something as small as this has to get all the way to him for something to be done about it.  This has been an issue for a couple of years now and I doubt it's that difficult to fix.

I started one, but it's a bit of work. Does anyone have the time to make a better depth chart with the position players in their slots?
Like this
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No jean delance
7 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


No jean delance

He was terrible in the spring game. This wasn't a loss at all. 

 

2 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

 Not a single reporter smart enough to throw it back at Herman and ask if everyone will be calling plays for the defense. 

Because you damn well know they aren’t. 

Btw, all that deflection means Tom Beck is calling the offense and Herman/Meh/Hand are there for bunker bowling purposes. 

Any Coach gonna hold Beck's hand in Press Box like last year??

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Any Coach gonna hold Beck's hand in Press Box like last year??

There’ll be on every up there when he’s officially demoted again. 

 

 

37 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I started one, but it's a bit of work. Does anyone have the time to make a better depth chart with the position players in their slots?

Like this

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Send a tweet to CDC...... Sure TEXAS graphics folks could put this together quickly...... Like the format

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