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1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

Hopefully when the time comes the bullpen might do a tad better than yesterday.

Well, Howard isn’t going to make an appearance, so they should do better. 

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1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

Well, Howard isn’t going to make an appearance, so they should do better. 

I heard a rumor Howard is currently on a Greyhound back to Austin.

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25 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Not the minute details like you get from Way.

Mendoza digs in, with the traditional 65/35 poly cotton blend top and matching pants worn to the ankle. Behind those are the Pantone 640 Egyptian cotton 1200 count hosiery, finished off with the white Nike spikes with the 420 stainless alloy. 

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Hutyra now pitching for Tceh. And balking 

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

I heard a rumor Howard is currently on a Greyhound back to Austin.

I heard a rumor they dumped him for good in the back of something called a “TrashMaster G.”

Tech starter got rattled after the walk and HBP. He was throwing meatballs right over the middle of the plate because all he wanted to do was find the zone. 

1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

I heard a rumor they dumped him for good in the back of something called a “TrashMaster G.”

Can neither confirm nor deny.

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mendoza digs in, with the traditional 65/35 poly cotton blend top and matching pants worn to the ankle. Behind those are the Pantone 640 Egyptian cotton 1200 count hosiery, finished off with the white Nike spikes with the 420 stainless alloy. 

A little stubble on him this evening - told me his electric Braun razor wasn't working quite like it should this morning. Potentially an issue with the outlets at the hotel. 

Aaaaand here's the windup...

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mendoza digs in, with the traditional 65/35 poly cotton blend top and matching pants worn to the ankle. Behind those are the Pantone 640 Egyptian cotton 1200 count hosiery, finished off with the white Nike spikes with the 420 stainless alloy. 

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mendoza digs in, with the traditional 65/35 poly cotton blend top and matching pants worn to the ankle. Behind those are the Pantone 640 Egyptian cotton 1200 count hosiery, finished off with the white Nike spikes with the 420 stainless alloy. 

 

Just now, ztejas said:

A little stubble on him this evening - told me his electric Braun razor wasn't working quite like it should this morning. Potentially an issue with the outlets at the hotel. 

Aaaaand here's the windup...

but what about Sankey and the coin flip?

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mendoza digs in, with the traditional 65/35 poly cotton blend top and matching pants worn to the ankle. Behind those are the Pantone 640 Egyptian cotton 1200 count hosiery, finished off with the white Nike spikes with the 420 stainless alloy. 

Who didn't enjoy two innings about the coin toss for the SEC Women's Basketball Title.

He would probably done it again today or is telling it on the men's game tonight.

Nice Harrison.

Need Luke to go six innings or so after the bullpen fest yesterday.

3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Nice Harrison.

Need Luke to go six innings or so after the bullpen fest yesterday.

Need more runs.

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

this is good game strategy.  LFG!

I am available for more genius baseball strategy whenever Schloss needs me.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I am available for more genius baseball strategy whenever Schloss needs me.

use me for a recommendation if needed. 

Damn... I had a friend come over and missed all the fireworks!  [emoji15][emoji869]

Lmao like you have friends
10 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Nice Harrison.

Need Luke to go six innings or so after the bullpen fest yesterday.

I think I have ptsd.   I swear I thought that said Nico Harrison, and my blood pressure spiked.

Earl for Austin Shoe Hospital on radio.

Those places been around for a long time in Austin.

 

5 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Earl for Austin Shoe Hospital on radio.

Those places been around for a long time in Austin.

 

They have and they’re great. 

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

They have and they’re great. 

They do a great job resoling boots, is what I remember.

Belyeu with a two out single.

We'll see if Gasparino does anything with it.

14 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am available for more genius baseball strategy whenever Schloss needs me.

Yeah, it’s called keep your fucking mouth shut lol

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Don’t need to check in on basketball the rest of the night. 

Really the rest of the season after the South Carolina game.

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Belyeu with a two out single.

We'll see if Gasparino does anything with it.

Nothing, as it turns out.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Really the rest of the season after the South Carolina game.

can we beat Georgia in any sport?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

In case anyone was wondering, DDA is in Vegas.

Maybe he will get a residency at one of the major hotels like Shania Twain or Garth Brooks.

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

In case anyone was wondering, DDA is in Vegas.

Who’s taking care of his underpass in ATX??

4 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

can we beat Georgia in any sport?

Baseball. In April. Come watch us do it.

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