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  • elfenix changed the title to Indycar 2025: St. Pete Sunday March 1, 11 am on Fox

Will Buxton up in this bitch. Y'all ready for that?

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FCY as power gets into the back of a mclaren on the exit of the first complex of turns

Powered. 

That didn't take long.

Fuck Will Power.

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Timing is back up, & it looks like a video game from 1998. WTF?
 

Ferucci almost taking out his teammate ... because of course he is.

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1 minute ago, wood said:

Timing is back up, & it looks like a video game from 1998. WTF?
 

i think fox has been doing the cartoony driver headshots for a bit. but i don't really watch nascar much so couldn't tell you.

 

 

directv stream is compressing the shit out of this and it looks like garbage. fox much cleaner.

Buxton stepping all over the pit lane reporter. Well done.

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palou with the great strategy call to put him in the lead after the final round of stops, and putting some space between him and newgarden and dixon battling behind him. looks like he's missing a big chunk of the front right wing, though.

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ganassi 1-2 as newgarden burns up his tires and fuel trying to catch palou, allowing dixon to pass him on the back stretch with just a couple corners to go

Chip has had a great career as an IndyCar owner. His office is not far from my house and it’s cool to see the trophies and cars he has displayed in the lobby.

 

I’ve always rooted for Dixon. One year, when my brother was still living in Taiwan, we were planning a trip to go by caravan through New Zealand and I was just finishing up a story on Dixon/Chip and Dixon invited us to stay at his place. Unfortunately the trip never took place as life got in the way.

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It's been a while since I had that much exposure to Will Buxton, but his voice sounded very different to me than I remembered. 

Am I imagining things, or has anyone else noticed a difference? 

  • elfenix changed the title to Indycar 2025: Thermal Club Sunday March 23, 2 pm on Fox
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Fox lost the broadcast, showed about 10 minutes of ads, went to NASCAR, more ads, then a moment of indycar without sound, then more ads and now back to NASCAR 

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Palou with the move of the year just now, incredible racing

 

 

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  • 1 month later...

Serious question - does Will Buxton have some kind of a speech impediment? I know that some people are able to overcome a stutter by "singing" rather than speaking, so I'm wondering if there's some other explanation for all of the misplaced pregnant pauses, the declarative, superlative-laden shouting, and the overall unpleasant vocal arrhythmia. 

I feel like he has somehow become a caricature of himself in the years since he was involved with F1. A Vitale-ization, if you will. 

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  • elfenix changed the title to Indycar 2025: Indy Road Course May 10, 3:30 pm on Fox
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On 3/27/2025 at 2:33 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

The Palou/Lundgaard slicing and dicing was phenomenal. 

Palou has stolen Dixon's wizard cap in my view. 

palou is definitely a wizard. i'd love to see what that guy could do in mclaren's F1 car, but he was probably correct in that lando and oscar were already the drivers so he wasn't going to get a shot.

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dixon still a wizard on race day but he sure as shit can't qualify. made up ~25 positions in the last two races.

 

palou is going to have the championship locked up by july 4 at this rate

  • elfenix changed the title to Indycar 2025: Indy 500 Qualifying May 17-18 on FS1
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fox is showing live 3d ghost cars for qualifying whoa

 

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rookie driver in a rookie team that hasn't run a speedway race ever, currently sitting 6th with a 232.584 (top 12 advance to q2 tomorrow)

 

 

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what not do to with a potential pole-sitting car

 

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sato so close to the wall there coming out of 4 but looks like a big number.

 

 

penske failed pre qualy tech.

FOX has no fucking idea how to efficiently use space within the on-screen graphics. 

Giant cartoon picture of the driver isn't more helpful than the cut-line info for what we're doing right now, idiots. 

Reasonable enough explanation from Tim Cindric. 

Lots of A&M commercials airing here in Chicago during this broadcast. 

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40 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Reasonable enough explanation from Tim Cindric. 

Lots of A&M commercials airing here in Chicago during this broadcast. 

Getting aggy commercials earlier.

 

Fox literally cut away on Veekay's 4th lap wtf

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I am well beyond my threshold of tolerance for Will. Buxton. And all of. His. Pregnant. Pauses. 

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3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

What a mistake by Veekay's team

I get the reasoning - kind of an unwinnable situation no matter what he did. I would rather go down swinging than just sit by and get bumped, but I am not an engineer and I don't know the full scope of risk related to the heat sink issues... 

Roger making a pretty bold public response to the infractions - fired team president Tim Cindric, managing director Ron Ruzewski, and general manager Kyle Moyer. 

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Penske fucking around and finding out

Lmao hitting the wall prestart is not a good strategy bruh

  • elfenix changed the title to Indycar 2025: Indy 500 Now

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