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I figured we could use a separate thread to discuss what he might say, then what he is saying and then the implications of said lying, sensationalizing, besmirching, smearing and other Orange man speak. 

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Wish she was on Hank during

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fuck that ice cube GIF

I'll catch the recap here.  My goal is to never hear that fat, stupid, Putin-sucking fuck's voice again. 

this should be the only response by the dems after, but we all know it'll be some ineffectual wishy-washy whiney crap

 

Nobody should watch. The lower the viewership numbers, the better.

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Harry Truman

“Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are stronger for restricting labor's rights. They favor minimum wage--the smaller the minimum wage the better. They endorse educational opportunity for all--but they won't spend money for teachers or for schools. They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine--for people who can afford them. They consider electrical power a great blessing--but only when the private power companies get their rake-off. They think American standard of living is a fine thing--so long as it doesn't spread to all the people. And they admire of Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it.”

 Harry S. Truman
1 minute ago, Wally Fairway said:

Harry Truman

“Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are stronger for restricting labor's rights. They favor minimum wage--the smaller the minimum wage the better. They endorse educational opportunity for all--but they won't spend money for teachers or for schools. They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine--for people who can afford them. They consider electrical power a great blessing--but only when the private power companies get their rake-off. They think American standard of living is a fine thing--so long as it doesn't spread to all the people. And they admire of Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it.”

 Harry S. Truman

The more things change

One day real soon, turnip’s going to take the podium and issue a laughing fuck you.  And the republicans will all stand and clap, which is what they’ve been doing every time.  Then putin’ll put his leader back on and dog walk him back to air force one, where they’ll fly off to Moscow, and all but turnip bangs Melania the entire flight home. Now will be turnips time to clap, because he hasn’t seen her naked in over a decade. And that’s the sunset ride I hope they all take, into a flaming crater since the plane was inspected by real American recently fired airline workers with no oversight or air traffic control. 

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Shit, I already have plans to smash my balls with a meat tenderizer.  Next time?

They all come and do this

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59 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Some think he will announce leaving the UN and/or NATO

Honestly would be great for Ukraine especially if we took Hungry with us. 

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Maybe they’ll egg him. 

Too expensive

All I can picture is Nixon saying "I am not a crook".

Not like they’d pay for it… we the taxpayers would and I’d support it. 

Somebody here's gotta watch it, just like the Oscars I like to follow the Surly thread without having to sit through the BS

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5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Maybe they’ll egg him. 

or throw shoes

 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Somebody here's gotta watch it, just like the Oscars I like to follow the Surly thread without having to sit through the BS

But unlike the Oscars, I won't even have it on in the background.

I'll punish myself with Rodneyball.

Watch an asshole who is destroying my country suck his dick in public?

Gross.

I will watch UT Baseball instead.

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Watch an asshole who is destroying my country suck his dick in public?

Gross.

I will watch UT Baseball instead.

Shit, I will watch Texas Basketball.

If I want to be depressed, I'll watch Texas basketball tonight

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Shit, I will watch Texas Basketball.

Damn. See this is the kind of savage condemnation I wish our politicians could muster.

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Harry Truman

“Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are stronger for restricting labor's rights. They favor minimum wage--the smaller the minimum wage the better. They endorse educational opportunity for all--but they won't spend money for teachers or for schools. They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine--for people who can afford them. They consider electrical power a great blessing--but only when the private power companies get their rake-off. They think American standard of living is a fine thing--so long as it doesn't spread to all the people. And they admire of Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it.”

 Harry S. Truman

See this is what we want Democrats out there saying. Pushing for this very true narrative. Instead they are all like 'I don't like Trump, but he is the President and I like how he keeps the browns down. Also I hate the far left."

The Stars are playing the Devils tonight on Hulu.  That's what I'll be watching on my tv with my iPad on Texas baseball.

Not watching.  He’s just going to lie and say crazy shit. If he has a stroke or otherwise falls over dead, I’ll catch the postgame coverage. 

12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'd rather watch a replay of 2015 OSU game.

too soon

1 minute ago, CTC2 said:

Not watching.  He’s just going to lie and say crazy shit. If he has a stroke or otherwise falls over dead, I’ll catch the postgame coverage. 

If this were any kind of country, the Democrats would go full Liberatores.

Et tu, Bernie?

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Some think he will announce leaving the UN and/or NATO

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2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Nobody should watch. The lower the viewership numbers, the better.

I’ll read the transcript. No upside to watching his bullshit in real time. 

I love that I got negged for guessing trump will just blame trans and brown people.  Must have touched a nerve with a trump snowflake. It’s literally the gop playbook. It’s all they have 

I'm torn. I really don't want to watch it, but at the same time there is a nonzero chance that he could stroke out, like Kevin Kline at the end of Dave. And I would never forgive myself if I missed that. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

I'm torn. I really don't want to watch it, but at the same time there is a nonzero chance that he could stroke out, like Kevin Kline at the end of Dave. And I would never forgive myself if I missed that. 

There would be replays. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

There would be replays. 

Yeah. but it would be like missing VY's 4th and 5 live. Just not the same. 

Daredevil Born Again has my attention tonight....

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

Oh, for fuck's sake.

 

They should all dress like Zelenskyy

Someone was just on cnn talking about the democratic leadership was telling the dems to not do verbal or visual displays of disapproval, no signs or booing for example.

 

Never change and never win again dem leadership.

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Just now, Covri said:

Someone was just on cnn talking about the democratic leadership was telling the dems to not do verbal or visual displays of disapproval, no signs or booing for example.

 

Never change and never win again dem leadership.

Fuck that.  Someone should shit into their own hand and throw it at him.

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