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Hey Yankees, you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!

There was nothing easy about those fly balls, Ahmad. They were tough chances! The sun was in your eyes.

Don't give me none of your honky bullshit, Buttermaker. I know they were easy.

Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.

 Jumping catfish! What a great arm! Who is that kid, anyway?

 Of course he's got a great arm, Buttermaker. He's the best athlete in the area. But you don't understand, that's Kelly Leak.

 You guys talking about Kelly Leak?

 Yeah.

 That dude is a bad mother. You talk about a loan shark. I borrowed a nickel from him last week. He said if I didn't give him a dime by Friday, he'd break my arm.

Es un bandido.

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Look, Buttermaker, you're not my father and I'll not move an inch to play baseball for you any more. So why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?

Now get back in the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril. 
 

Thank you, Sir. 

 We lost eighteen to nothin', Buttercrud, and the Athletics are the worst team in the league!

 *Second* worst...

 Sorry, I forgot.

 What the hell happened to you, Tanner?

 

Tanner got into a fight


 Who with?


The 7th Grade.


What?


[shouts] The 7th Grade.

If you were so great, how come you never made it to the major leagues?

 

Contract disputes.

Don't jump into the pool, Engelberg. You'll flood the whole valley. 

Does he go to the bathroom for you too, Tanner? 

I think he's saying something about his being catholic and it's a sin

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

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7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies... and a booger-eating moron.

And now a girl?

2 hours ago, RPM said:

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What is ya, ignorant?

That is the wife of Roy Turner 

 

 

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First base, second base, third base, home!

Around them bases we will roam!

On 3/8/2025 at 8:07 AM, 66BUFF said:

What is ya, ignorant?

That is the wife of Roy Turner 

 

 

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That guy really lost his mind. 

I'm hitting .841...I'm on the Bears. You live around here? I got a Harley Davidson...does that turn you on? Harley Davidson??

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