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My favorite part of Top Chef is trying to figure out who has the shittiest tattoos. They should make that a separate show.

Well that, and Gail's tits. 

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That's actually the reason I noticed this was about to start. Kristen was on some show in a sleeveless top, she has added some new horrific arm art. 

Otherwise, had zero idea it was next week. 

Henry Lu is an interesting contestant since he’s co-chef and co-owner of Jun along with Evelyn Garcia. Feels like she would be able to give him some good coaching ahead of going into the competition.

9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That's actually the reason I noticed this was about to start. Kristen was on some show in a sleeveless top, she has added some new horrific arm art. 

Otherwise, had zero idea it was next week. 

I don't think she wears anything but sleeveless tops. She's very proud of her awful tattoos. 

What's the Over/Under on how many episodes before the poutine challenge?

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

What's the Over/Under on how many episodes before the poutine challenge?

Ha, I checked the upcoming guide info.

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14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ha, I checked the upcoming guide info.

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Lol.

Without looking, I assume that they will do an Asian inspired episode in Vancouver.  World cuisine in Toronto, and native in Saskatoon or Regina.

I just hope Kristen has upped her game.  Last season was brutal, and while a lot of that has to be attributed to the challenges and lack of quality chefs, a big part for me was her lackluster hosting abilities.  It was a snooze fest.

Plus she was an extreme downgrade in the tits and ass department besides that whole lesbian thing

I’m excited as always. And when they show the PEI episode our friend will be featured so that’s cool. PEI is a special, special place and I love it with all my heart. Can’t wait for our next trip up on a few months. 

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Plus she was an extreme downgrade in the tits and ass department besides that whole lesbian thing

Don't care about the lesbian thing, because it's not like I have a shot with any hot young lesbians.  But for my viewing pleasure I would appreciate some T&A for sure.

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Plus she was an extreme downgrade in the tits and ass department besides that whole lesbian thing

I Guess If You Say So GIF

11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I would appreciate some T&A for sure

 

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I'm not getting the Kristen hate.  I liked her energy last season, and I think her experience as a contestant adds something.  

I think Kristen is a badass, looks amazing and is super smart.  She lacks polish, but she brings more to the judge's table than Padma, and I think she will improve with the hosting duties. 

2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I think Kristen is a badass, looks amazing and is super smart.  She lacks polish, but she brings more to the judge's table than Padma, and I think she will improve with the hosting duties. 

I don’t know if she brings more, but it certainly didn’t drop off. Padma knows her shit. Clearly, so does Kristen. Looking forward to the new season!

Padma was a host with a great pair of tits. She knows food.  However Keistin brings much as a past winner and award winning chef, who can push back on Tom better than Padma could.  I expect she will be Tom’s replacement if he hangs it up.

13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good first episode. Canada has some beautiful places and great food. 

It’s an amazing country with the best people. 
 

Too bad we probably bomb them because Melania gave Justin “fuck me” eyes repeatedly. 

This chef lineup is very deep. There have been 58 dishes made with only one real clunker, last week’s eliminated dish. 

On 3/21/2025 at 6:30 AM, TonyTexas said:

This chef lineup is very deep. There have been 58 dishes made with only one real clunker, last week’s eliminated dish. 

Yep. Good crop this season. I really hope they do some challenges in the Canadian Rockies at some point. Amazing area. 

Glad to see the Russian sent down the road.  There is nothing she made I would want to eat.  Pine cones and buckthorn. And she did sooooo well on LCK.  Terrible casting with her.

37 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Glad to see the Russian sent down the road.  There is nothing she made I would want to eat.  Pine cones and buckthorn. And she did sooooo well on LCK.  Terrible casting with her.

She’d kill a potatoes and vodka challenge. 

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1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Glad to see the Russian sent down the road.  There is nothing she made I would want to eat.  Pine cones and buckthorn. And she did sooooo well on LCK.  Terrible casting with her.

I'm shocked she didn't bring in a North Korean to cook for her.

Kristen needs to wear some sleeves to cover up those awful tattoos. And maybe eat a hamburger. 

The restaurant industry is keeping awful tattoo "artists" in business. 

10 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

She does look unhealthily skinny. 

Yep. She needs to work on standing up straight, too. Pull those shoulders back if you insist on always showing them off. 

52 minutes ago, Deej said:

Kristen needs to wear some sleeves to cover up those awful tattoos. And maybe eat a hamburger. 

The restaurant industry is keeping awful tattoo "artists" in business. 

She looks like she’s lost weight off her skinny self since last season.  
 

the disappointment so far on the show is that Gail hasn’t presented the girls.  That’s her fucking job.  
 

 

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On 3/28/2025 at 7:32 PM, Texzilla58 said:

She looks like she’s lost weight off her skinny self since last season.  
 

the disappointment so far on the show is that Gail hasn’t presented the girls.  That’s her fucking job.  
 

 

Gail has gotten a bit thicc since she had kids, as one might expect. And of course still would. 
 

Also, Kristen is a former model. She’s naturally like that. People that care about tattoos are weird. 

LCK just exposes the weirdo factor of most of these.  That Russian was crazy.  One quit.  

Bailey tore it up in LCK and on her return.  She seems to have also developed a little rapport with Tom during her exile as well.  

She appears to be quite the chef in Chicago having been mentored by Sara Grunewald. 

The cooking level compared to last season is laughable higher. Everyone left would've won last year I bet, and Tom has said as much multiple times. 

I don’t really have a front runner right now. I think Vinny is quietly consistent. But feels like anyone left could take it. 

Was this common knowledge?  I just learned about it this week.

https://www.thelinehotel.com/austin/restaurants-bars/arlo-grey/

Arlo Grey is the LINE’s lakeside restaurant by Top Chef winner, host and cookbook author Kristen Kish. At Arlo Grey, Kish and Executive Chef Alejandro Munoz dig deep into the bountiful ingredients of Central Texas to create a mix of dishes.

The restaurant reflects Kristen’s playful yet refined cuisine, pulling inspiration from her classical training as well as nostalgic dishes that highlights her upbringing and love of travel. Come by for a casual, comfortable experience and a menu designed to nourish the soul.

17 hours ago, Mittens said:

Was this common knowledge?  I just learned about it this week.

https://www.thelinehotel.com/austin/restaurants-bars/arlo-grey/

Arlo Grey is the LINE’s lakeside restaurant by Top Chef winner, host and cookbook author Kristen Kish. At Arlo Grey, Kish and Executive Chef Alejandro Munoz dig deep into the bountiful ingredients of Central Texas to create a mix of dishes.

The restaurant reflects Kristen’s playful yet refined cuisine, pulling inspiration from her classical training as well as nostalgic dishes that highlights her upbringing and love of travel. Come by for a casual, comfortable experience and a menu designed to nourish the soul.

Yes. It’s pretty solid. 

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