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Texas needs to lead the way, changing all the foreign names to English. 

City of The Pass

City of Saint Anthony

State of Friendly 

The Big River

The Cold River

Fredrickstown

South Father Island

Mother Lagoon

Rich Mouth

Of (or From) the River

etc etc so forth and so on. WHY NOT DONE

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Well first, most Trump supporters are going to need to learn English

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

The Big River

The Cold River

You forgot The Nut River

does Ted Cruz need to change his last name too?

3 minutes ago, G650 said:

Well first, most Trump supporters are going to need to learn English

And Trump is going to have to learn to speak it.

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

does Ted Cruz need to change his last name too?

Just the spelling.  Ted Cruise.

31 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Texas needs to lead the way, changing all the foreign names to English. 

City of The Pass

City of Saint Anthony

State of Friendly 

The Big River

The Cold River

Fredrickstown

South Father Island

Mother Lagoon

Rich Mouth

Of (or From) the River

etc etc so forth and so on. WHY NOT DONE

If you don’t like the language that was good enough for Jesus, you can just move to Albuquerque, New America.

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

does Ted Cruz need to change his last name too?

Well, he already changed his first name, so why not?

34 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Texas needs to lead the way, changing all the foreign names to English. 

City of The Pass

City of Saint Anthony

State of Friendly 

The Big River

The Cold River

Fredrickstown

South Father Island

Mother Lagoon

Rich Mouth

Of (or From) the River

etc etc so forth and so on. WHY NOT DONE

You forgot a big one: TEXAS

41 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Texas needs to lead the way, changing all the foreign names to English. 

City of The Pass

City of Saint Anthony

State of Friendly 

The Big River

The Cold River

Fredrickstown

South Father Island

Mother Lagoon

Rich Mouth

Of (or From) the River

etc etc so forth and so on. WHY NOT DONE

Matagorda has many fun options for translation

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

You forgot a big one: TEXAS

Anybody here from Land of the Heart’s Delight, Texas?

What about San Jacinto? Need to change the name or will people keep butchering it?

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

What about San Jacinto? Need to change the name or will people keep butchering it?

Saint Jaxson works for me.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Saint Jaxson works for me.

Hyacinth.

One more and you are on ignore senorita. (said like a texan so its ok).

19 minutes ago, bolverk said:

You forgot a big one: TEXAS

Must have taken your advice. Texas was included in the post that I saw.

Buffalo Creek City

4 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Must have taken your advice. Texas was included in the post that I saw.

Buffalo Creek City

Mea culpa. Missed it.

As amends, I submit a handful of quick ones:

  • Saint Mark
  • Body of Christ
  • Saint Angel
  • City of Of the River
  • County of Shoe

Edited by bolverk

37 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You forgot The Nut River

I didn't forget it. In fact, I gave one to your mom last night.

Port the Cow, TX

Palace, TX

Screw, TX

The Bully, TX

The Field, TX

Hidalgo is now named after Viggo Mortensen

Edited by SimonBolivar

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