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28 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Yawn.

You own a used corvette?

Joc and his pearl anal beads will fit right in on the Rangers. 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Rangers have still won a playoff game more recently than Astros.

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Rangers have still won a playoff game more recently than Astros.

.., and a World Series more recently.

It’s obvious of course, but I don’t mind repeating it.
  • 2 months later...
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Can't hate yall for this ...

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but seriously, fuck ranger fans 

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  • tx 3 putt changed the title to 2025 Astros / Ranger Fans Thread of Hate

My little league Astros team lost to the rangers last night.  Sign of what’s to come 

14 hours ago, n64ra said:

Are these two hats real? WTF

Oakland/Sacramento/Vegas is equally bad 

  • 2 weeks later...

Never too early for a "Fuck Houston"

12 minutes ago, Drew said:

Never too early for a "Fuck Houston"

Funny I was just thinking the same thing in reverse. 
 

Would say “Fuck Arlington” but as it’s just a collection of soulless chain restaurants and shitty vape stores I guess it is fuck the broader DFW shitroplex. 
 

Go ‘Stros!! The Rangers eat shit. 

Hey we love our endless sprawling city that doesn't seem to end and just keep going from Dallas to Ft Worth, thank you very much!

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20 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Funny I was just thinking the same thing in reverse. 
 

Would say “Fuck Arlington” but as it’s just a collection of soulless chain restaurants and shitty vape stores I guess it is fuck the broader DFW shitroplex. 
 

Go ‘Stros!! The Rangers eat shit. 

 

the problem with 'fuck arlington', 98% of dfw would agree with you 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the problem with 'fuck arlington', 98% of dfw would agree with you 

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the problem with 'fuck arlington', 98% of dfw would agree with you 

So true. It’s like Houston got stuck right between Dallas and Ft. Worth.

Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.

Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.

Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.

Bandwagon smack? Sounds like "t-shirt sip" smack. Now, who do we know who does that ... ?

But I get it.

All of you diehard Astros fans are on such solid ground to talk smack about bandwagon fans.

Because in the early 2010s you didn't just show up, you downright mega-fan teams like the Rays, with the Astros finishing an impressive 3rd to last in MLB attendance in those years.

So yeah you can talk ghost towns ... ghost town ... damn, that reminds me of something Astros related also, a bit more recently.

I remember now -- the ghost town of the little kiddie train ballpark in the Game 6 ALCS.

All those die-hard Astros fans had somewhere to go REAL quick that night, before the game even ended. All aboard the ghost train.

And, if you look real close at this picture I took that night, you may just see a dude in a maroon Astros shirt.

Wait, maroon is an Astros color now? I guess so. It was one of many people that night repping the maroon Astros.

So don't worry. The Astros didn't get their ass beat in that game and series.

Y'all just ran out of innings.

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bandwagon smack? Sounds like "t-shirt sip" smack. Now, who do we know who does that ... ?

But I get it.

All of you diehard Astros fans are on such solid ground to talk smack about bandwagon fans.

Because in the early 2010s you didn't just show up, you downright mega-fan teams like the Rays, with the Astros finishing an impressive 3rd to last in MLB attendance in those years.

So yeah you can talk ghost towns ... ghost town ... damn, that reminds me of something Astros related also, a bit more recently.

I remember now -- the ghost town of the little kiddie train ballpark in the Game 6 ALCS.

All those die-hard Astros fans had somewhere to go REAL quick that night, before the game even ended. All aboard the ghost train.

And, if you look real close at this picture I took that night, you may just see a dude in a maroon Astros shirt.

Wait, maroon is an Astros color now? I guess so. It was one of many people that night repping the maroon Astros.

So don't worry. The Astros didn't get their ass beat in that game and series.

Y'all just ran out of innings.

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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I do dig this "rivalry" -- even if it's mostly forced. And I hope each team stays relevant and competitive. Makes the season and division battles much more fun.

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1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

I do dig this "rivalry" -- even if it's mostly forced. And I hope each team stays relevant and competitive. Makes the season and division battles much more fun.

 

i have zero issues with the rangers but the fan base is full of douche bags 

8 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Bandwagon smack? Sounds like "t-shirt sip" smack. Now, who do we know who does that ... ?

But I get it.

All of you diehard Astros fans are on such solid ground to talk smack about bandwagon fans.

Because in the early 2010s you didn't just show up, you downright mega-fan teams like the Rays, with the Astros finishing an impressive 3rd to last in MLB attendance in those years.

So yeah you can talk ghost towns ... ghost town ... damn, that reminds me of something Astros related also, a bit more recently.

I remember now -- the ghost town of the little kiddie train ballpark in the Game 6 ALCS.

All those die-hard Astros fans had somewhere to go REAL quick that night, before the game even ended. All aboard the ghost train.

And, if you look real close at this picture I took that night, you may just see a dude in a maroon Astros shirt.

Wait, maroon is an Astros color now? I guess so. It was one of many people that night repping the maroon Astros.

So don't worry. The Astros didn't get their ass beat in that game and series.

Y'all just ran out of innings.

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I just want you to know that I didn't read any of this.

 

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

I just want you to know that I didn't read any of this.

 

Illiteracy sucks.

I'm pulling for you.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i have zero issues with the rangers but the fan base is full of douche bags 

Maybe. Pretty hard to find a douche-less fanbase.

But we don't have these guys.

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When does the season start?

Oh, and Go Rangers!

 

PS- Fuck the ‘stros!

13 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I'm pulling for you.

 

Your mom pulls for me.

12 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Maybe. Pretty hard to find a douche-less fanbase.

But we don't have these guys.

Oh really?
 

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Oh really?
 

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Hey. Me and my buddies are stand-up dudes.

But that paint is a bitch to get off.

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i have zero issues with the rangers but the fan base is full of douche bags 

hey!!! don't group all of us in with @ztejas

 

 

 

 

 

love ya buddy!

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.

Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.

"Bandwagon fans"  I didn't even know Houston had Fans before 2018...oh wait, that cool 2005 run probably had ya'll gassed up.

Besides that...When Nolan was Pitching.  Maybe?

 

Spring Game smack?  So, so aggy.
Fuck Arlington and fuck all you bandwagon fans.  I look forward to this thread being a ghost town by June like every year except for that one anomaly.
Calling the Texas Rangers, Arlington, is the equivalent of aggy saying 'TU'. But Houston is aggy lite so no surprise.

They literally play in Arlington.

And they literally do not represent all of Texas.

Calling themselves the Texas Rangers is every bit as aggy as saying Texas Aggies.  

They are the Arlington Rangers with a God Complex.  Aggy, aggy, aggy.

Also, fuck the Rangers.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i have zero issues with the rangers but the fan base is full of douche bags 

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4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i have zero issues with the rangers but the fan base is full of douche bags 

 

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I would have led with this guy /no CR

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I'm sure there were pictures of him wearing Rangers gear in October 2023.

I don't think there are. Along with Seager, Garcia, Semien, Nate, Montgomery etc -- we have that to thank for the rings in 2023.

LMFAO at "beer" negging me on a Hate thread.  Your dick must be tiny and unreliable.  I'd tell you to fuck off, but I don't think you'd be able to.

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