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23 hours ago, TexArcher said:

They literally play in Arlington.

And they literally do not represent all of Texas.

Calling themselves the Texas Rangers is every bit as aggy as saying Texas Aggies.  

They are the Arlington Rangers with a God Complex.  Aggy, aggy, aggy.

Also, fuck the Rangers.

You know your city has a team called the "Texans" right?  Pot, Kettle and all that.

18 hours ago, Ignatius said:

The fucking rodeo is totally overrated…

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On 3/27/2025 at 8:56 AM, gofuckyourself said:

I do dig this "rivalry" -- even if it's mostly forced. And I hope each team stays relevant and competitive. Makes the season and division battles much more fun.

Stays?  The Rangers have had one season over .500 in the 8 years since the Astros took ownership of this division.  And that took one of the more flukish everyone stays healthy and has career years in recent mlb history to get to 90 wins.

On 3/27/2025 at 9:39 AM, formermav43 said:

It’s still not a rivalry.Fetch Mean Girls GIF by Paramount Movies

This.  The Astros' rivals are all in the NL.  f selig

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12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Stays?  The Rangers have had one season over .500 in the 8 years since the Astros took ownership of this division.  And that took one of the more flukish everyone stays healthy and has career years in recent mlb history to get to 90 wins.

This.  The Astros' rivals are all in the NL.  f selig

Then go be a dickhead on the cards thread

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Stays?  The Rangers have had one season over .500 in the 8 years since the Astros took ownership of this division.  And that took one of the more flukish everyone stays healthy and has career years in recent mlb history to get to 90 wins.

This.  The Astros' rivals are all in the NL.  f selig

Sounds like a bunch of bitching since we have scoreboard with the last Ring.  

15 hours ago, WBT said:

Stays?  The Rangers have had one season over .500 in the 8 years since the Astros took ownership of this division.  And that took one of the more flukish everyone stays healthy and has career years in recent mlb history to get to 90 wins.

This.  The Astros' rivals are all in the NL.  f selig

Funny,  so you say the Rangers had “one of the more flukish everyone stay healthy years in recent MLB history” yet the Astros had significantly less injuries, home field advantage and still couldn’t get it done. 
 

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First Place Texas Rangers

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15 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

I see Alvarez went 1-5 yesterday to raise his average and his slugging percentage.

Jeez, do not taunt Yordan.  

Yeah, not the guy to mock. Particularly since our own bats are not exactly lighting it up yet.

However, I would like to thank these three stellar posters for their Helobious / Greenspoint level of contributions:

On 3/27/2025 at 6:00 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Eat a dick, you basement dwelling bitches.

On 3/27/2025 at 6:01 PM, Storm the Field said:

After Game 1/162, Astros solidly in first place, Rangers languishing in the cellar with the Angels.

On 3/27/2025 at 6:05 PM, Honeysucklerose said:

Rangers. Last place a-holes

 

24 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah, not the guy to mock. Particularly since our own bats are not exactly lighting it up yet.

However, I would like to thank these three stellar posters for their Helobious / Greenspoint level of contributions:

 

Noted... Jokes not allowed in here.  Only real, gut-level hate.

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47 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Yeah, not the guy to mock. Particularly since our own bats are not exactly lighting it up yet.

However, I would like to thank these three stellar posters for their Helobious / Greenspoint level of contributions:

 

 

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also 

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23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And yet .500 as a group

Dang Astros...

Astros fans emulating Yankees fans with the ball snatching?

For shame!

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Jeez, people suck...

I feel like it should be a federal charge 

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eat a bag rangers fans .....

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hurtado bbq by the stadium is damn good, and great service. would go back in heartbeat 

Pretty good 1990s Geocities-style website there.

But you left out a few rotating, flashing Astros logos and the tiled cloud background.

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18 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Spotted at Houston Hobby today

 

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hurtado bbq by the stadium is damn good, and great service. would go back in heartbeat 


Their BBQ is solid. Their BBQ nachos slam and go hard.
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i do feel shorter 

You're shrinking like Altuve?

Yesterday's score is a beautiful thing to wake up to. 

Oh great, Dave Raymond and Geoff Blum in the same booth. 

Not sure you can get a dumber pair....

Just so you rangers fans know, none of yall can hate this astros team as much as our fans hate it. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just so you rangers fans know, none of yall can hate this astros team as much as our fans hate it. 

Exactly.  We’re not openly trying to kill your players’ families.  Whoop!

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Exactly.  We’re not openly trying to kill your players’ families.  Whoop!

See?  This guy gets it!  

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