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3 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

2-2 series split. Nobody goes home happy.

Uhhhh, I'm real happy with a split in Arlington.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

"Yandy Diaz breaks up the no-hitter!" -- Raymond

That checks out

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Just so you rangers fans know, none of yall can hate this astros team as much as our fans hate it. 

Uh, you saw our bats and suddenly disintegrating bullpen.

Thread title should be changed to "Astros /Ranger Fans Self-Hate Thread" particularly for those that keep watching.

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3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

2-2 series split. Nobody goes home happy.

 

ranger fans are used to kissing their sister wives so they're good with a 2-2 split 

Edited by tx 3 putt

I feel like watching both these teams, it’s like somebody trying to get their truck out of the mud.  

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

ranger fans are used to kissing their sister wives so they're good with a 2-2 split 

Heartbreak hotel 

  • 3 weeks later...
On 3/31/2025 at 10:40 AM, Drew said:

First Place Texas Rangers

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Update?

44 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ask the Astros fan who started two of these threads?

 

 

3putt is an enigma not an actual person 

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ask the Astros fan who started two of these threads?

 

 

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  • 3 weeks later...
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30 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

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Now, let me go ahead and take a swig of this piping hot coffee and check the standings.....

 

hopefully him and josh jung don't bang around pitchers too hard this week. 

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i live close to the stadium. please don't park your trailer homes in my neighborhood this weekend 

thanks 

Edited by tx 3 putt

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i live close to the stadium. please don't park your trailer homes in my neighborhood this weekend 
thanks 

Ah yes Juice Box Stadium - the Rangers home away from home.

Let’s all just agree up front, that no matter the outcome of tonight’s game…, there will be no death threats.

Just a reminder- we still hate our team. More or less. Most of the time. 
but we didn’t threaten death on LMJ. That was Philippine degenerate gambler. Probably. 

@David Dennison it's amazing how big of a bitch you are. We have a thread to talk shit and discuss this rivalry in and instead of posting something in here you go into the Rangers thread then repost something I said there into the Astros thread.

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I'm not posting in the fucking Astros thread and getting into it with anyone over there you troglodyte. Go back to the CR.

It's honestly my fault for not having you on ignore so I don't get notifications when you pull some gay shit like this. I'll go ahead and fix that. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@David Dennison it's amazing how big of a bitch you are. We have a thread to talk shit and discuss this rivalry in and instead of posting something in here you go into the Rangers thread then repost something I said there into the Astros thread.

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I'm not posting in the fucking Astros thread and getting into it with anyone over there you troglodyte. Go back to the CR.

It's honestly my fault for not having you on ignore so I don't get notifications when you pull some gay shit like this. I'll go ahead and fix that. 

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Imagine causing Hader to blow a save yet still losing the game. 

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1 hour ago, n64ra said:

Imagine causing Hader to blow a save yet still losing the game. 

 

second blown game this week 

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12 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Wait. Is there a thread of hate for each fanbase?

That's lame.

well putt did start both of them

I will say that it was wonderful yesterday to watch a Rangers-Astros broadcast without having to listen to either Raymond or Blum, two of the biggest dim bulbs on TV.  

You lucky extra-inning bastards.  That should have been a damn sweep.

Hank Conger, Rougned Odor, and Josh Fields!  

And spectacular uniforms.  Those were the days...

Edited by Beau Vine

Is that the same Rougned Odor that was better than Altuve? The one who couldn’t even hit in Japan. 

Edited by TonyTexas

  • 2 weeks later...
On 7/18/2025 at 6:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

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* Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Gonzalez, Adolis Garcia, and two hundred other Rangers nod knowingly while injecting each other *

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

 

* Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Gonzalez, Adolis Garcia, and two hundred other Rangers nod knowingly while injecting each other *

I mean, if you really want to go there...

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

 

* Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Gonzalez, Adolis Garcia, and two hundred other Rangers nod knowingly while injecting each other *

You think they were injecting each other?

did they pair up with needle buddies, or was it like a circular conga line with a countdown?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You think they were injecting each other?

did they pair up with needle buddies, or was it like a circular conga line with a countdown?

Oh, that part wasn't about the steroids.

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