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8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

* Jose Canseco, Rafael Palmeiro, Juan Gonzalez, Adolis Garcia, and two hundred other Rangers nod knowingly while injecting each other *


 

bring ‘em all back

 

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I mean, if you really want to go there...

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I mean, if they’re dropping Adolis in the convo, don’t forget about the before and after pictures of Jeff Bagwell.   

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I mean, if they’re dropping Adolis in the convo, don’t forget about the before and after pictures of Jeff Bagwell.   

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Ranger Fan:  The Astros are a bunch of cheaters!

Astro Fan:  So are the Rangers.

Ranger Fan:  Yeah, but so are the Astros!

Astro Fan:  Thanks for starting this awesome conversation again.  Also, DFW is a shithole.

51 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Ranger Fan:  The Astros are a bunch of cheaters!

Astro Fan:  So are the Rangers.

Ranger Fan:  Yeah, but so are the Astros!

Astro Fan:  Thanks for starting this awesome conversation again.  Also, DFW is a shithole.

Astros fan:  there were Rangers on Steroids

Rangers fan: everyone in the league was including 2/3 of your team.  But at least we didn’t get caught cheating the game to win a World Series 

Astros fan:  but Jose Canseco!!!!!!! 

If DFW is a shithole, then Houston is the clogged p-trap 

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13 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Astros fan:  there were Rangers on Steroids

Rangers fan: everyone in the league was including 2/3 of your team.  But at least we didn’t get caught cheating the game to win a World Series 

Astros fan:  but Jose Canseco!!!!!!! 

If DFW is a shithole, then Houston is the clogged p-trap 

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There is no meaningful difference between Houston metro and DFW.  Zero.  Fewer hurricanes in DFW, fewer ice storms in Houston. 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

suck it you dfw nut lickers ....

 

Sounds like what y’all said about Yao and T-Mac for 7 straight years.  

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On 9/5/2025 at 10:48 PM, ztejas said:

See y'all again tomorrow.

Hope you saw every run...

 

Just now, TxTower said:

Hey what’s up homies?
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The Astros suck right now and y'all are still 2.5 games back.  So, congrats?

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

The Astros suck right now and y'all are still 2.5 games back.  So, congrats?

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The Astros suck right now and y'all are still 2.5 games back.  So, congrats?

Yeah, our Minor League Team of Destiny is somehow bringing about the race for the AL West that we all anticipated.

Did not see that coming.
13 minutes ago, TxTower said:


Yeah, our Minor League Team of Destiny is somehow bringing about the race for the AL West that we all anticipated.

Did not see that coming.

I think both teams can play the injury card. Rangers are at 51 players used. As soon as JP France pitches this series the Astros will be at 59 

On 7/29/2025 at 11:41 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

There is no meaningful difference between Houston metro and DFW.  Zero.  Fewer hurricanes in DFW, fewer ice storms in Houston. 

Houston has better food. Dallas has better roads and weather. 

On 9/10/2025 at 11:28 AM, Guadaloopy said:

The Astros suck right now and y'all are still 2.5 games back.  So, congrats?

Yeah well we've sucked all year so eat that.

On 9/10/2025 at 11:27 AM, TxTower said:

Hey what’s up homies?
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Lulz. 

Fuck it. Houston ain't gonna win shit, either.

That's the way baseball blow.

I feel robbed that we didn't get this glorious uniform matchup:

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On 9/10/2025 at 11:27 AM, TxTower said:

Hey what’s up homies?
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Lulz 

8 hours ago, DougO said:

Fuck it. Houston ain't gonna win shit, either.

That's the way baseball blow.

But we did win this beautiful piece of hardware IMG_5522.jpeg.7dee573948d99077b3927e05878a7961.jpeg

42 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

But we did win this beautiful piece of hardware IMG_5522.jpeg.7dee573948d99077b3927e05878a7961.jpeg

9 years in a row if I'm not mistaken.

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Ranger fans can now focus on OU football, they're off to a hot start !!!

 

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3 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

But we did win this beautiful piece of hardware IMG_5522.jpeg.7dee573948d99077b3927e05878a7961.jpeg

Why is the Silver Boot trophy gold?

3 hours ago, APMP said:

9 years in a row if I'm not mistaken.

9 years in a row, for the same team?!

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Why is the Silver Boot trophy gold?

If you win it enough years in a row, it upgrades.

On 9/18/2025 at 11:01 AM, TonyTexas said:

Why is the Silver Boot trophy gold?

Astros had it bronzed.

I believe with the tigers win today, Houston needs to win out and have Texas win out in order to make the playoffs. 

Come on rangers-/ lose on purpose for the lulz 

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