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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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#2452
24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Gritty gutty former All-Star Adam Frazier!

Current All-Star said hold my fucking beer. 

KYLE STOWERSWALK-OFF BLASTARE YOU KIDDING?! 🤯

 

#2455

it’s hilarious that helo thinks he’s legitimately better at baseball than actual major leaguers, yet he’s totally unimpressed with the best throw that any of us have seen in years. off the wall, flat footed, no crow hop, no one-hop or bounces, just a fucking homing missile, john elway style, from the track in right directly into the third baseman’s glove. it’s legitimately one of the ~5 best throws i’ve ever seen. helo: “that is not a good throw.”

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#2463
This is one of 3,168 outfield assists across the last 5 seasons (including playoffs). It is the only one to exceed 300 feet in the air (301, to be exact). He’s a cyborg.— Paul Hembekides (Hembo) (@PaulHembo)

“that is not a good throw.”

-helibious

#2465

lol:

also, yeah, eric sim makes a good point- acuña played a role in the runner taking it easy on the base paths.

#2466

Given Helo’s posting history and Imma’s posts in the CEO thread I’m beginning to think they’re the same person. 

#2470
3 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

It’s possible for there to be more than one flaming idiot on this board…..

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#2472

This Dodgers/Brewers game has been super fun in the background while I play guitar. 

Two solo-shots by LA B8 to make it 8-7 Brewers. I thought Ohtani had that last one for a second to tie it up - it was a deeeeep flyout.

#2476
29 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

13th

Detroit should be ashamed

 

 

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BFIB down to 17th

#2482

Toronto is a huge fluke, right?  They have Jeff Hoffman closing, and look at their fucking outfield; it's a bunch of Astros' rejects.  

#2483

matt olson just hit a ball onto the chop house roof, and after the hr derby i have a new appreciation for just how much of a shot that is. he mashed it.

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#2490
20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Toronto is a huge fluke, right?  They have Jeff Hoffman closing, and look at their fucking outfield; it's a bunch of Astros' rejects.  

They’re the classic scrappy everyone-does-their part team that is dangerous in the playoffs. It’s not just Fat Vlad being overrated by himself anymore, he’s contributing.

#2492
22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Toronto is a huge fluke, right?  They have Jeff Hoffman closing, and look at their fucking outfield; it's a bunch of Astros' rejects.  

In like 5 years we'll look back and be like "that's crazy Ernie Clement was on the Team USA World Baseball Classic team"

#2493
JUST IN: The Braves and Reds have revealed exclusive uniforms for the Speedway Classic 🏁The Braves cap features flames on the top of the visor, while the Reds cap has checkered racing flags across its visorThe jersey numbers reflect the spirit of numbers on racecarsThe 2…

 

#2495

Yeah, I like the creative "off-site" games like Field of Dreams and this one.  Reminds me of Hockey's Winter Classics.

#2497
On 7/18/2025 at 9:03 PM, Sbbruin said:

Dodger offense continues to be in a complete funk.  Glasnow with a great start, but we can’t hit for shit.

As a Cubs fan, your Dodgers have been a significant disappointment to me due to their abject failure to do a damned thing against the Brewers.

#2498
1 hour ago, Iceman said:

Yeah, I like the creative "off-site" games like Field of Dreams and this one.  Reminds me of Hockey's Winter Classics.

 

astros should be permanent host of the mexico city series 

#2499
5 hours ago, Helobious said:

They’re the classic scrappy everyone-does-their part team that is dangerous in the playoffs. It’s not just Fat Vlad being overrated by himself anymore, he’s contributing.

I suffered through watching all 3 of the SF-TOR games. 

It felt like the Jays had at least six weak grounders that miraculously found a hole to drive in ruins or to extend an inning that eventually ended in runs. 

They have a lucky horseshoe up their asses at the moment. But they're playing aggressive baseball and they're a hell of a lot more fun to watch than the fucking Giants.

#2500
24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

astros should be permanent host of the mexico city series 

Lol, no one gives a shit about the Astros in Mexico, or even know they exist. It’s exclusively Dodgers and Yankees. 
 

CSB, last year in Mexico City I went to Lids looking for a diablos hat. They barely sold any. Their whole inventory was Yankees, dodgers, padres, white sox. Walking around I saw zero people in mexican league gear either. If someone had a baseball cap it was only NY or LA.

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