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  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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#2854
44 minutes ago, Helobious said:

We just have a lot of stupid players, a lot of shitty players, and a terrible manager. Besides that we are fine 

Sounds like the Astros 

so they’ll probably end up meeting in the LCS

#2857
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

We just have a lot of stupid players, a lot of shitty players, and a terrible manager. Besides that we are fine 

Cashman's fine?

#2858

Would have been nice if MLB had scheduled a backup game, so I'm not switching between CFL and the Savannah Bananas on a Saturday night.

#2859
5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Would have been nice if MLB had scheduled a backup game, so I'm not switching between CFL and the Savannah Bananas on a Saturday night.

The Bananas shit has been driving me crazy. It's August - put an actual game on. 

#2861
58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Cashman's fine?

I thought it was fitting that every single one of his big deadline acquisitions played a huge role in the collapse yesterday. 

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#2863

 

🥞 Anyone else keep pocket pancakes, handy? No? Just Pat Murphy? Most iconic in-game manager interview you’ll watch.

We need the Quick Pitch stylists to get to work on Ms. Whitaker. 

#2864

Holy cow, it's POURING.  But they ain't stopping, even though there are puddles in the infield.  

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#2866

I'm surprised theyre giving it a go in these conditions. Guessing the track is a mess - good recipe for a dangerous, multi-car pile up. 

#2868
3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

What the fuck are they doing playing this game?

I would have to guess that after dumping enough money into it that they could build a baseball stadium in a speedway infield the Powers That Be just said, "Fuck the weather.  Fuck dem tarps.  Let's get this shit over with."
 

Edited by Bullneck

#2869

LOL at the Braves infielders.  Someone's going to blow out a knee tonight.

Welp, time to dump so more dirt on the infield.  The guy who dreamed up this "collab" is probably shitting his pants right now.  

Damn, they got a Pee Wee Herman impersonator doing dugout interviews.

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Edited by Bullneck

#2870

Kind of feel bad for everyone that set this thing up. Last weekend of the year without football, fucking nothing else going on and they can't get the game played.

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#2872

This is a disaster. Should always do these dumbass one offs as a day game in case this shit happens

#2876
7 hours ago, Derka said:

Jazz just committed the worst TOOTBLAN of the year. 

Just saw this from earlier...

Yankees bunt Austin Wells into scoring position in the 9th.Wells walks off field thinking there are 3 outs.pic.twitter.com/4qGQ0NPOAN

 

#2877
"Imagine the Astros being mad about stealing signs" announcer is goated

 

#2879
Major league fail @MLB @Braves @Reds. The Bristol game was the MLB version of Fyre fest. Awful logistics, no food except except bunless hotdogs and cheeseless nachos, multiple shuttles to even get in the stadium & completely unprepared for rain. #filedofnightmares #speedwaytragic

 

#2881
Guardians fans seemed to enjoy $2 pregame beer day(via @grant_puskar_)

don’t think i’ve ever seen a team that only had one player whose jersey was worth buying. just a weird looking photo. cleveland fans definitely love jose ramirez and miller lite.

#2882
5 hours ago, Derka said:
Guardians fans seemed to enjoy $2 pregame beer day(via @grant_puskar_)

don’t think i’ve ever seen a team that only had one player whose jersey was worth buying. just a weird looking photo. cleveland fans definitely love jose ramirez and miller lite.

I had the same thought but apparently they were giving the shirts out on top of the $2 beers.

Seems like a cool place to see a game. 

#2883
7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Kyle Stowers unleashes a SEED to get the runner at home!

 

The fact that the ball was hit really hard AND right at the outfielder had a lot to do with the ball being in the catcher's mitt well before the runner got near the plate.  

And the throw was pretty damn good, too.

#2884

Not MLB, but this is badass.

THE LEGEND OF DIXIE GROWSHE JUST HIT A TWO RUN HOME RUN IN THE 8TH https://t.co/1jw8WTbgRF

 

#2885
8 hours ago, Derka said:
Major league fail @MLB @Braves @Reds. The Bristol game was the MLB version of Fyre fest. Awful logistics, no food except except bunless hotdogs and cheeseless nachos, multiple shuttles to even get in the stadium & completely unprepared for rain. #filedofnightmares #speedwaytragic

 

Hard to feel bad for anyone who bought a ticket to that shitshow

#2886
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Not MLB, but this is badass.

 

That was like the concerts where the lead singer pulls a guy from the crowd up on stage and hands him a guitar and shockingly, he can absolutely shred.

#2888
11 hours ago, Derka said:
Guardians fans seemed to enjoy $2 pregame beer day(via @grant_puskar_)

don’t think i’ve ever seen a team that only had one player whose jersey was worth buying. just a weird looking photo. cleveland fans definitely love jose ramirez and miller lite.

 

Does their first base coach count? I’d get one of those, even being Cleveland.

#2889

Attendance in Miami this weekend:

32,299

34,645

34,602
largest for a 3 game series in loanDepot Park history.

watching a 3 game sweep of the Yankees if they can hold a 4 run lead with 5 outs to go.


Marlins are about back to be back to .500 and have the 2nd best record in MLB since June 22 (25-10, 0.5 game back of Milwaukee)

#2890

anybody know what’s about to happen if miami holds on to the win here today?

 

Spoiler

they’ll become the only franchise in the mlb with a winning record vs nyy.

 

#2891
15 minutes ago, Derka said:

anybody know what’s about to happen if miami holds on to the win here today?

 

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they’ll become the only franchise in the mlb with a winning record vs nyy.

 

Will impressive, I’ll still take the Astros 13-5 postseason record against the Yankees 

#2896

MLB and their “Great Moments” segments during commercial breaks sure bring back the memories.

Just showed the one where the Astros pulled a moth out of ol boys ear.

 

#2897

zach neto has one of the prettiest right handed swings in baseball. in trying to find a side angle replay of his hr today, but no luck so far. 

#2898

Boone on the hot seat? 

 

MIAMI – It has been nearly a decade since Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez last wore pinstripes as teammates, but their words still carry weight in the Yankees’ clubhouse.

Appearing on the FOX pregame show before Saturday night’s Speedway Classic between the Braves and Reds, the retired stars offered pointed criticism of their former club following Saturday’s 2-0 loss to the Marlins at loanDepot park -- including a play in which Jazz Chisholm Jr. was doubled off on a pop-up to second base.

 

https://www.mlb.com/news/aaron-boone-responds-to-derek-jeter-alex-rodriguez

#2899
18 hours ago, Derka said:
Major league fail @MLB @Braves @Reds. The Bristol game was the MLB version of Fyre fest. Awful logistics, no food except except bunless hotdogs and cheeseless nachos, multiple shuttles to even get in the stadium & completely unprepared for rain. #filedofnightmares #speedwaytragic

 

Maybe you Texans are different, but us San DIegans, we've got a name for cheese less nachos.  We call the motherfuckers "chips". 

#2900
1 hour ago, Derka said:

zach neto has one of the prettiest right handed swings in baseball. in trying to find a side angle replay of his hr today, but no luck so far. 

Last Angel with a swing that sweet was Wally fucking Joiner. 

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