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  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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#3554
12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Judge’s 2 homers yesterday tied him with Joey D for 4th all-time on the Yankee leaderboard. 

Jonah Hill GIF

#3558
1 hour ago, Mittens said:
This wild slide has us in awe 👀

 

Rockies going to re-purpose that video:

”Colorado Rockies 2025 Season Highlight Reel”

that’s it. That the full year video

 

 

(Actually, I’ll allow a post credits nod to that 17-16 win over the Pirates when they were down 9-0 before coming up to bat. That finish was badass)

#3559

It’s a shame they cut the video off early.

He went from horizontal, to vertical, back to horizontal, all with his foot on the bag.

 

#3560
33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

(Actually, I’ll allow a post credits nod to that 17-16 win over the Pirates when they were down 9-0 before coming up to bat. That finish was badass)

Don't forget jacking up Ohtani in his Coors start last month.

#3561
3 hours ago, Mittens said:
This wild slide has us in awe 👀

 

 

Damn that play had it all - feet first slide, mid-slide adjust, vertical twist, 2nd baseman tag/testicle tap and pinned left foot to ensure the safe call.

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#3562

Joey Chestnut is going to eat 99 Impossible plant based chicken nuggets (barf) at the Dodgers v Giants game tonight.  Read this.  Unreal records that seem impossible

"He holds over 50 world records, including devouring 182 chicken wings in 30 minutes, 141 hard-boiled eggs in eight minutes, 384 gyozas in 10 minutes and 102 tamales in 12 minutes. During halftime of a Cleveland Cavaliers game in March 2024, Chestnut competed in a pierogi eating contest and promptly ate 39 in two minutes, beating the combined score (22) of three other contestants."

I saw this one.  Insanity.

 

#3564
Oh no… Tarik Skubal waves the training staff on then exited his start in the 4th inning with an undisclosed injury.Detroit Tigers fans have to be freaking out. Hoping for the best for one of the game’s most talented and exciting pitchers.

 

 

#3565

james wood guns down a runner at home to save the game for the nationals.

James Wood's perfect throw saves the @Nationals lead in the 9th!

 

#3566

kody just crushed one for his second HR in as many at bats tonight. 🤘🏼 

Kody Clemens has hit six game tying or go-ahead home runs this season.

 

Kody Clemens clubs his second homer of the night 💥

 

he's two hr away from 20. 

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#3568

just looked it up, and brandon belt hit 20+ once in his career. his next best season was oddly his final season when he hit 19. kody is already eclipsing what most any UT alum had done from the plate in the majors. and he’s becoming a decent 1b too. good for him. 🤘🏼 

#3569
45 minutes ago, Derka said:

kody just crushed one for his second HR in as many at bats tonight. 🤘🏼 

Kody Clemens has hit six game tying or go-ahead home runs this season.

 

Kody Clemens clubs his second homer of the night 💥

 

he's two hr away from 20. 

Those Twins unis are fucking atrocious. 

#3571

kody just dropped his third bomb. 🤘🏼 

THREE-HOMER NIGHT FOR KODY CLEMENS!

 

#3572

minnesota blew a 6-4 lead in the top of the 9th and went into the bottom half down 8-6. kody’s third hr was the catalyst to a three run 9th that ended in a minnesota win. legendary night for kody. 🤘🏼 

#3575

Patrick Bailey's walk off GS saved you all from a longcat rant about how Matt Williams should have been fired at 3B coach at the all star break.

#3576
"FUCK YOU, GOD DAMNIT!"Jeff McNeil got tossed quickly after screaming at the home plate umpire for calling this a strike

 

#3577
Home run in the bleachers was hit right to Anthony Rizzo!!pic.twitter.com/KFOhTPZfJH

Almost had it, dawg.

#3578

The 8 runs scored by Texas yesterday were the most run support Jacob DeGrom ever had in 110 starts at CitiField.

#3579
2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Home run in the bleachers was hit right to Anthony Rizzo!!pic.twitter.com/KFOhTPZfJH

Almost had it, dawg.

Didn’t bring a glove? 

#3580
What a moment for Salvador Perez 👏He collects his 300th career home run AND 1,000th career RBI on one big swing!

 

#3584

soto has been on a tear ever since that yankees fan who “wouldn’t want juan soto on the yankees” questioned whether or not he’s actually 26.

Only 40+ HR, 32+ SB, 118+ BB MLB seasons ever:Barry Bonds (1996)Barry Bonds (1997)Juan Soto (2025)pic.twitter.com/tWfETcJT9V

 

#3585
13 minutes ago, Derka said:

soto has been on a tear ever since that yankees fan who “wouldn’t want juan soto on the yankees” questioned whether or not he’s actually 26.

Only 40+ HR, 32+ SB, 118+ BB MLB seasons ever:Barry Bonds (1996)Barry Bonds (1997)Juan Soto (2025)pic.twitter.com/tWfETcJT9V

 

Oddly specific

#3587
3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You know who hasn't been on a tear? His fucking team. 

 

#3588

longest hr in years?

BIG AMISH 493 FT GRAND-SLAM BOMB 🤯

 

#3589

what a douchebag.

Shoutout to @Ken_Rosenthal for running over the camera man and then giving him a dirty look as he doesn’t offer to help him up

 

#3590
2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You know who hasn't been on a tear? His fucking team. 

I know that was a layup but we're trying to make the fucking playoffs here. 

#3594
HIST🍑RYCal Raleigh passes Mickey Mantle for the most home runs by a switch-hitter in a season!

 

Cal Raleigh's dream season continues!No. 55 is a NO-DOUBTER 😤

 

#3596
THE YEAR OF CAL RALEIGH NEVER STOPS56 HR this season and TWO tonight!

 

#3597

nationals cf daylen lile has an almost-impossible -14 drs in 68 games this year. 

#3600

How to tell that you're not attempting nearly enough stolen bases:

30-for-30 for Trevor Story!

 

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