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I hate this team so much

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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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Anybody been to Target Field? Going to be up there this weekend for Giants Twins. Let me know where to grab a pregame beer or anything in the stadium to check out 

Anybody been to Target Field? Going to be up there this weekend for Giants Twins. Let me know where to grab a pregame beer or anything in the stadium to check out 
I am a brewery guy so i brewery hop. There are a few right close to the Field that you can walk to....Inbound Brewery, Modist, and Fulton Beer. Pyres is a big one up there but not right by stadium. Surly Brewing....also not by stadium and not started by us....is popular too but I did not go there.

Nothing really jumped out at me at the Field.....nice weather and nice place, but other than some statues outside around the stadium I didn't really find much inside the stadium to do. Over behind RF is a nice open area, but I think its mainly a kid area. Beer was easy to find and get throughout stadium with little lines when I went.
2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I do what I can. We both know ACL needs lots of help. 

I've never needed help finding a drink, but that's never stopped me from asking for it 

21 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I said it upthread about the Marlins, who have a payroll of $65 million.  Teams like Miami and Pitt (who isn't as bad at $90 mil, but still), just don't invest in their roster and that is worse than the heavy spending teams.  Odds they sign Skenes to a long term deal when he's eligible are close to zero.  

I just saw that the Dodgers have $117 million in contracts to injured players.

This is a good graphic.  What teams like Miami are doing is criminal.

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daulton varsho been balling since he came back. 

 

gurriel with a game tying grand slam for arizona in the 5th. 8-8 with the dodgers.

Lourdes grand slam. Tied 8-8 thru 5.

D-Backs second straight game with a grand slam.

They have 6(!) slams on the year.  
 

I’m not sure the Astros even have 6 home runs on the year 

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Rockies laid down 5 in the bottom of the 8th. Crowd going nuts as they’ve closed the gap to 13-7 Padres. 

Dodgers go down 3-1, take an 8-3 lead, go down 11-8, now tied 11 all.  Shohei coming up with 2 on 1 out

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Watching Adam Everett with a glove could definitely be a religious experience. With a bat, more like standing at the gates of hell.

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7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Poor Padres.

Also,

Max Fried was traded from the San Diego Padres to the Atlanta Braves in a six-player deal on December 19, 2014. In return for Fried, the Braves sent outfielder Justin Upton and pitcher Aaron Northcraft to the Padres. The Padres also acquired infielder Dustin Peterson, infielder Jace Peterson,and outfielder Mallex Smith in the trade

Jasssson Dominguez becomes the youngest Yankee ever to have a 3 homer game. 3 homers and 7 RBIs tonight in a 10-2 win.

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

Jasssson Dominguez becomes the youngest Yankee ever to have a 3 homer game. 3 homers and 7 RBIs tonight in a 10-2 win.

As someone who has been carrying his carcass on my terrible fantasy team, it's about fucking time he did something.

Just now, TornACL said:

As someone who has been carrying his carcass on my terrible fantasy team, it's about fucking time he did something.

…on my bench.

On 5/9/2025 at 6:55 AM, Scraps said:

I am a brewery guy so i brewery hop. There are a few right close to the Field that you can walk to....Inbound Brewery, Modist, and Fulton Beer. Pyres is a big one up there but not right by stadium. Surly Brewing....also not by stadium and not started by us....is popular too but I did not go there.

Nothing really jumped out at me at the Field.....nice weather and nice place, but other than some statues outside around the stadium I didn't really find much inside the stadium to do. Over behind RF is a nice open area, but I think its mainly a kid area. Beer was easy to find and get throughout stadium with little lines when I went.

Currently at Inbound. Repping the Horns in case we see Kody tonight. Go Giants. Thanks again for t the recs. 

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It needs another deep clean. This hat has seen some shit. Suffered a direct hit when some dildo threw some red drink from the upper level during 49-0. If it can survive that it can survive my all day brewery tour. Hopefully.

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Mine is the second soldier. First got hurled in anger at Woody's, helicoptered perfectly onto the receiver next to the middle big screen. It was there for a long damn time. 

 

No Kody starting. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I own that hat also. 

y’all just switch who gets to wear it each week?

My god, the Rockies aren’t even remotely competitive in most of their losses.  I’m sure there are AAA teams that might fair better than them.  Maybe that’s an exaggeration, but this team is historically bad.

Don Kelly tossed in his 2nd game trying to be a cool guy everyone will like

21-0 Padres in the 9th. Yaaaaaaaaas

20 minutes ago, MrX said:

21-0 Padres in the 9th. Yaaaaaaaaas

I was supposed to go, but my friend who hates baseball vetoed it and we drank beer in Golden instead.

So pissed at him now...

On 5/8/2025 at 7:17 PM, Beau Vine said:

This seems like where they couldn't possibly NOT fire Bud Black.

Bump.

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• The Rockies have allowed at least 10 runs in four straight games, tying the longest such streak in the majors in the Wild Card ERA (since 1969). The Orioles did it in 2021 and the Astros did it in 2007.

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The state of the Rockies is bad. Insert understatement.

They entered Saturday night’s game against the Padres at Coors Field on a seven-game losing streak, owning a historically bad 6-32 record and sitting 19 1/2 games behind the Dodgers in the National League West.

General manager Bill Schmidt, who’s been with the franchise for more than 25 years, is aware of the major issues: a lackluster offense, ineffective starting pitching and shaky defense.

However, he still believes the Rockies can save their season and doesn’t believe it’s time to fire manager Bud Black.

“I feel for the fans, I feel for the people around here,” Schmidt said. “I know we are better than we have played, but we are not good right now. We have to battle through it and get to the other side.

“There are still a lot of games left. I think we can turn it around, but it’s going to take a whole group to do it. The guys are working to get better.”

But what does “turn it around” mean for a team playing .158 baseball?

“Just growth. Playing better baseball,” he said. “We are not doing it right now, but we are capable of doing it.”


The Rockies are headed toward their seventh consecutive losing season, and possibly a third straight 100-loss season, with Black at the helm, but Schmidt backed up Black on Saturday.

“I think our guys are still playing hard, and that’s what I look at,” Schmidt said. “Guys are working hard every day, they come with energy, for the most part. I don’t think we are (at that point of firing Black). Guys still believe in what we are doing and where we are headed. We are all frustrated.”

Schmidt said that those injuries and slow starts at the plate from third baseman Ryan McMahon, first baseman Michael Toglia and center fielder Brenton Doyle have contributed to the Rockies’ tie with the 1988 Baltimore Orioles for the worst 38-game start in the modern era (since 1901).

“It’s almost like a perfect storm,” he said. “But people don’t care (about that), we have to play better. I feel for ownership, I feel for the fans.”

Schmidt did say that moving Clint Hurdle from special assistant to the hitting coach (replacing Hensley “Bam Bam” Meulens) was working out well.

“I think Clint has done a good job,” Schmidt said. “He’s been a positive with the young kids … even some veteran guys. We are getting a little bit away from the mechanics and more about what’s going on between the ears. We are seeing better at-bats, and we’re cutting the strikeouts down a little bit.”

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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I was supposed to go, but my friend who hates baseball vetoed it and we drank beer in Golden instead.

So pissed at him now...

Get new friends.

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Get new friends.

He did pay for all the beer.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He did pay for all the beer.

He could have done that at the stadium.

 

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