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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

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    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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On 5/26/2025 at 9:17 PM, Beau Vine said:

I started to make a joke about this, but then I made the mistake of actually thinking about it and now my brain feels all broken.

Can anyone tell me how it makes any sense at all for the Rockies to sign Orlando Arcia?

I was planning to start circulating a nasty rumor that the Rockies will use him at DH. But I can’t now because that’s apparently what’s going to happen. 

#1206

Arcia is DHing for the Rockies tonight. Fuck me running what a terrible franchise. 

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#1207

Tim Anderson DFA'd by LAA for Scott Kingery. His career has to be over now. 

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Across 31 games, Anderson stepped to the plate 90 times for the Halos. His 3.3% walk rate was very low but that’s always been his style. Unfortunately, his 32.2% strikeout rate was way above both his personal track record and the league average. He had only three extra-base hits, which were all doubles. It all added up to a .205/.258/.241 line and 42 wRC+. 

#1208
3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tim Anderson DFA'd by LAA for Scott Kingery. His career has to be over now. 

Another weak hitting middle infielder?  Right up the Rockies alley!

#1209
40 minutes ago, MrX said:

Arcia is DHing for the Rockies tonight. Fuck me running what a terrible franchise. 

it seems impossible to have an entire 26-man roster this bad. how do you even get here? if the entire organization were trying to tank nba style it still wouldn’t be this bad. the organizational ineptitude is astounding. 

#1211

Rockies lose 2-1 and get broomed by the Cubs. 50 losses before they win 10 games is in play!

#1216
2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

^ and ended at that on a cross-eyed ump call

Also Judge nodding to Wash after multiple IBBs and Wash's reaction is pretty great:

 

 

One thing that does annoy me about judge is his try-hard nice likable guy schtick. What happened last night was a fucking travesty, no fan pays all that money to watch the best hitter in baseball get walked for basically no competitive reason. No one on base, really? That’s terrible for the game and judge should’ve been pissed. Instead he makes a joke out of it, and soon will come the slump because he’s A-ok not seeing game-action pitches for a while. It hurts him and the game

#1220

That was Game 1 of a DH.  22 teams off today.

Edited by WBT

#1222
Chris Sale is the fastest player in history to reach 2,500 strikeouts

 

No pitcher with 230+ career MLB starts has struck out more than 30% of the batters they faced.Except for Chris Sale. 🔥 https://t.co/kxbMrhN2Wm

 

#1223
53 minutes ago, Derka said:
Chris Sale is the fastest player in history to reach 2,500 strikeouts

 

No pitcher with 230+ career MLB starts has struck out more than 30% of the batters they faced.Except for Chris Sale. 🔥 https://t.co/kxbMrhN2Wm

 

43.8 percent of the way to Nolan!

#1224
46 minutes ago, MrX said:

43.8 percent of the way to Nolan!

Its fucking crazy that Sale is 36 years old and has ~2020 IP. Nolan had 5386 IP. And Cy Young had 7356 IP. Over three times the work of Sale. 

#1225
JP Crawford was ejected from the game after this strike three call

 

#1226

Dodgers/Yanks tonight. If they all play tonight, it will be the first time ever that 2 teams have played each other with 3 former MVPs on each side.

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#1227
On 2/10/2025 at 7:37 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

There’s a 90-minute show on MLBN at 8:30 about Schmidt. Guess it premiered in December. 

Finally watched this, that shit was good. If anyone sees it upcoming on MLBN, hit record. 

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#1228

Cell phone guy takes Lawlar's spot. 

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The Diamondbacks announced a series of roster moves today, most of which were previously reported. They have selected right-hander Jeff Brigham and signed infielder Ildemaro Vargas. To open active roster spots for those two, infielder Jordan Lawlar and right-hander Kevin Ginkel have been optioned to Triple-A Reno. The club had one open 40-man roster spot but opened a second by designating left-hander Joe Mantiply for assignment. 

The Gink deserves to be shot. 

#1232
43 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Got damn i was a Lawlar fan when he was drafted

What a fucking bum


 

he came up last year and was bad. so naturally, they call him up this year, bench him game one, watch him go 0-3 game two, sit him games three and four, watch him go 0/3 in game five, sit him in game six…

arizona has handled lawlar like they’re trying to ruin his career.

#1235
Cal Raleigh is the first catcher in @MLB HISTORY to reach 20 home runs before the end of May.

 

#1237
Framber Valdez just pitched an 83-pitch 9-inning game.pic.twitter.com/2Mes95c2ip

 

#1238
9 minutes ago, Derka said:
Cal Raleigh is the first catcher in @MLB HISTORY to reach 20 home runs before the end of May.

 

and he just went deep again. 21 hr, 42 rbi, and 6 sb for the best defensive catcher in the game by the end of may. is there another position where the best player has a bigger gap between himself and no.2 than raleigh > whoever the no.2 catcher is?

#1240
Chandler Simpson, Cody Bellinger, Jasson Domínguez and Paul Goldschmidt beating out infield singles at Yankee stadium.

 

#1242
28 minutes ago, Derka said:
Framber Valdez just pitched an 83-pitch 9-inning game.pic.twitter.com/2Mes95c2ip

 

Aranda saw 6 pitches in an AB in the 2nd

Morel 5 in the 3rd

no one else saw more than 4.

Rays confusing Friday for getaway day 

#1243
17 minutes ago, Derka said:
Chandler Simpson, Cody Bellinger, Jasson Domínguez and Paul Goldschmidt beating out infield singles at Yankee stadium.

 

“That’s speed belongs in the minors” - Rays front office 

Edited by UTexasFight

#1245
5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Jenny Cavner is so bad.

She originated with the Rockies so what did you expect?

#1246

Rockies going for single digit wins before June tomorrow. One time!

#1247
4 hours ago, MrX said:

Rockies going for single digit wins before June tomorrow. One time!

If Senzatela takes the loss, he’ll be 1-10….at the end of May…

that’s on pace for 28 losses

#1248
10 hours ago, Derka said:
Framber Valdez just pitched an 83-pitch 9-inning game.pic.twitter.com/2Mes95c2ip

 

 

That’s insane these days. Average of 3 pitches per plate appearance. 

#1249

Looks like Philly didn't make it to the stadium and several drunk dudes broke into the locker room, donned uniforms and started playing for them. 

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