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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
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    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

This place is so amazing...

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I hate you for attending and putting money in the Monforts’ pockets. SELL THE TEAM

26 minutes ago, MrX said:

I hate you for attending and putting money in the Monforts’ pockets. SELL THE TEAM

Life is too short to boycott shitty sports teams just because. If I lived in Denver I’d be there as often as possible.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Life is too short to boycott shitty sports teams just because. If I lived in Denver I’d be there as often as possible.

Thanks for backing me up 

2 hours ago, MrX said:

I hate you for attending and putting money in the Monforts’ pockets.

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I was watching last night and was surprised that the crowd looked decent for a 12-53 team. I think it says a lot for the park and the area. Or maybe it was a Dante Bichette bobblehead night.

Almost halfway through the year and Judge is still currently on pace for what would be the greatest offensive season in MLB history. 

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Highest BABIPs in history of MLB (enough plate appearances to qualify for batting title):

Aaron Judge, 2025, .468

Ty Cobb, 1911, .443

Ross Barnes, 1876, .438

Shoeless Joe Jackson, 1911, .433

Hugh Duffy, 1894, .433

 

In other Yankees news....Jazz seems like a massive pussy

Teo with a 3 run blast. 4-1 Dodgers over SD in the bottom of the 6th

21 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Teo with a 3 run blast. 4-1 Dodgers over SD in the bottom of the 6th

 

Hoping for a similar turnaround tonight myself. 

Pads had bases loaded, 1 out and didn't plate anything.  Whew.  Machado grounds out on a 3-0 bases loaded pitch.  Dumbass.

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Pads had bases loaded, 1 out and didn't plate anything.  Whew.  Machado grounds out on a 3-0 bases loaded pitch.  Dumbass.

Yup

23 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

“Best record on Wednesdays”

 

Had to dig deep on that one. 

10-1 after today, baby! 

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Kansas City Royals designated RHP Trevor Richards for assignment.

 

Thank you Jesus. That mother fucker sucks harder than south austin's mom.

 

Light Out is back from the IR too. Probably the corresponding move to kick fucking Richards out. Draco Malfoy lookin mother fucker. Lost two games from his stupid ass in mid-relief.

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'd be much more concerned with Ragans' rotator cuff strain. 

 

Some concern there for sure. We’ll see how it goes.

Cole’s just been beat to shit this season. Q said they caught it way early, so we’ll see how much of that is true. 

Giants with bases loaded 1 out down 6-4 to the Rocks in the 8th.

And there it is, double off the wall and tie game

Now 10-6 Giants going to the bottom of the 9th

Rockies bring the tying run to the plate and he grounds out to the pitcher to end it.

Was getting a 50/50 ticket a minute ago, when some poor sap walked past with a rockies shirt and a nebraska hat. I chuckled and told the nice lady ringing me, “man, that poor boy must be miserable.”

 

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Who's doing color with Vasgersian tonight? He just said it was a 100-yd throw from Bellinger to the cutoff man, then a 150-yd throw to 3B. 750' is pretty fucking long, even for Kauffman. 

 

he rolled his ankle awkwardly after a pitch and was pulled after five no-hit innings. 🫠🫠🫠

 

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something about the way his ankle seems to “pop” back in… i hope it’s just a rolled ankle, but man, that kinda reminded me of tony finau.

1 hour ago, Derka said:

 

he rolled his ankle awkwardly after a pitch and was pulled after five no-hit innings. 🫠🫠🫠

 

Still has 9 IP to go to catch Mr. Blanco

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you Rockies

2 hours ago, Derka said:

something about the way his ankle seems to “pop” back in… i hope it’s just a rolled ankle, but man, that kinda reminded me of tony finau.

i dunno. looks like it popped out and then back in. 

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