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Pet peeve of mine...I missed this on Tuesday night but I just read something about it:

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So despite their $335 million payroll and 13 pitchers on the roster, the Dodgers had to leave 1 guy in to eat 13 hits and 9 earned runs and then have a utility guy get 7 outs.  

There will always be blowouts but somehow when I was a kid 5 man bullpens managed to cover all of the innings.  And I promise that Roberts saving 3 of his low leverage guys from throwing an inning each on June 10 isn't going to be the difference in winning the division.

Have some pride, be professionals, and try to give the paying customers their money's worth.

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  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who's doing color with Vasgersian tonight? He just said it was a 100-yd throw from Bellinger to the cutoff man, then a 150-yd throw to 3B. 750' is pretty fucking long, even for Kauffman. 

14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Yonder Alonso is my boy in the booth. 

 

I'll have what he's having.

13 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Volpe’s a pussy. 

More later, gotta drive. 

Swept like the 2nd class franchise you are.

Just now, Helobious said:

Swept like the 2nd class franchise you are.

 

Beats being a cheating piece of shit pussy team.

Ohhhh! I got heckled and struck out! Call security!

That was Volpe last night, last at bat.

Absolutely ridiculous. 

 

Now go get your shine box. 

28 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Beats being a cheating piece of shit pussy team.

Ohhhh! I got heckled and struck out! Call security!

That was Volpe last night, last at bat.

Absolutely ridiculous. 

 

Now go get your shine box. 

At least we didn’t lose because we couldn’t throw out a guy that literally fell down, stopped, went back, then took off again to home on a ball hit in the infield.

53 minutes ago, Helobious said:

At least we didn’t lose because we couldn’t throw out a guy that literally fell down, stopped, went back, then took off again to home on a ball hit in the infield.

 

Get out of here with that shit. It was slick after a rain delay. Shit happens.

Loss, don’t care. I can take it. But when a bunch of prima donna cocksuckers think they’re above the integrity of the game, I take issue. Dirty teams have no place, and I don’t give a fuck who they think they are. If my team pulled something dirty, you bet I’d call them out for it.

But as soon as something happens that those fucks don’t like, out come the fucking tears.

Fuck that.

So anyway, his last at bat, Volpe’s getting heckled. Same all night. Big deal, it’s baseball. They’ve been getting chattered at since fucking t-ball. No foul language, nothing like that.

Strikes out swinging, immediately looks towards my section, then books it back to the dugout. Within a minute, at the bottom of the aisle on the other side of the section, a security guy on the inside of the net talks to one on the outside. Another minute, maybe less, and he comes up to a guy sitting a row in front of mine, a couple seats from the opposite end. Then proceeds to tell him he can’t yell at players batting. 

Everybody around just laughed. 

What a fucking pussy. He gets heckled, can’t take it, goes down swinging, and immediately runs to the bench to complain.

Fucking grow a pair and play ball.

 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll have what he's having.

I’ve searched for the clip, it was quite impressive. It was on Loftin’s triple, but the only audio out there is the KC feed. Yonder is probably happy about that. 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Get out of here with that shit. It was slick after a rain delay. Shit happens.

Loss, don’t care. I can take it. But when a bunch of prima donna cocksuckers think they’re above the integrity of the game, I take issue. Dirty teams have no place, and I don’t give a fuck who they think they are. If my team pulled something dirty, you bet I’d call them out for it.

But as soon as something happens that those fucks don’t like, out come the fucking tears.

Fuck that.

So anyway, his last at bat, Volpe’s getting heckled. Same all night. Big deal, it’s baseball. They’ve been getting chattered at since fucking t-ball. No foul language, nothing like that.

Strikes out swinging, immediately looks towards my section, then books it back to the dugout. Within a minute, at the bottom of the aisle on the other side of the section, a security guy on the inside of the net talks to one on the outside. Another minute, maybe less, and he comes up to a guy sitting a row in front of mine, a couple seats from the opposite end. Then proceeds to tell him he can’t yell at players batting. 

Everybody around just laughed. 

What a fucking pussy. He gets heckled, can’t take it, goes down swinging, and immediately runs to the bench to complain.

Fucking grow a pair and play ball.

 

What makes you think Volpe said anything? Your own fragile pussy ass bias?

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What makes you think Volpe said anything? Your own fragile pussy ass bias?

Nobody else could have put all those things in motion, that quick.

I guess I owe you an apology of sorts. It's not just the yankees that whine and cry. 

 

 

It's their fans too.

 

WTF are the Cubs wearing?  Is this a tribute to the Expos?

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Just like we all expected, Giants tied for first with God's gift to baseball after 70 games.

bowden francis having his best start of the year thru three innings, then walks four and plunks two others to blow the lead and get pulled in the 4th. oof.

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and the jays get out of the bases loaded jam when jt realmuto gets thrown out at home trying to score on a wild pitch.

Byron Buxton hurt.....agian

One guy to go!

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21 hours ago, TornACL said:

Just like we all expected, Giants tied for first with God's gift to baseball after 70 games.

Not aging well tonight. Your starter bangs one of the chicks on the other thread. 

Shohei with his second of the night. Whoopi' the Giants 8-0

Fucking 7 shutout from Kershaw!  The old dog can still bring it.  First ballot.

And then bring in Kike again to walk a bunch of people and give up a grand slam to spoil the shutout for...reasons I guess.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

And then bring in Kike again to walk a bunch of people and give up a grand slam to spoil the shutout for...reasons I guess.

Oof.

Get him out.

wtf was he doing?  Altuvian.

Braxton Fulford is making the Braves his bitch and hit the shortest triple ever.. 

 

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Devers to Giants, holy shit. 

Lol.

““Third base is my position….on the other side of the continent”

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Damn they finally got tired of his shit

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Red Sox sweep the Yankees.

 

and dumping salary ...

The San Francisco Giants will cover the full $250 Million remaining on Rafael Devers contract, the Red Sox are dumping all of his salary.

Via: @JeffPassan

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

hats off to the giants, big moves. 

My hat is further off to the Red Sox for FAFOing Devers. 

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