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5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jesus shit, son. 

Dude that scored from 1st hasn't played all week with a hamstring strain. 

I was expecting this to be an O’Neil 119mph piss rocket special.

that was…not that 

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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

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    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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16 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

 

I guess the Rockies will soon be kicked out of the Union in an act of Northern Aggression 

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I was expecting this to be an O’Neil 119mph piss rocket special.

that was…not that 

It was piss alright. 

 

Was it The Natural that had two runners safe at the plate together like that?  I know I've seen it in a movie.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

 

Was it The Natural that had two runners safe at the plate together like that?  I know I've seen it in a movie.

CMON MAN

Major League during the "they start to win and believe in each other" montage.

 

 

16 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Cue the elephants. 

 

That throw by Cruz, though...

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On 6/19/2025 at 12:00 AM, Beau Vine said:

Nearly forgot this:

W

That's 4 in a row, bishes. Better watch your rearview mirror, Dodgers!

 

Even after the loss yesterday, they're 5-5 in their last 10.  That's better than the Padres, Giants, Pirates, Nats, Mets, the entire AL central, and the Yankees.  Life comes at you fast.

Just homered down the line in RF, clanking off the scoreboard.   10-6 in the 5th, fun Wrigley game.

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Reds played 5-man with bases loaded, no outs, got the force at home. Went back to normal, got the out at home. Contreras Ks, they're playing 11. 

5 hours ago, huge said:

CMON MAN

Major League during the "they start to win and believe in each other" montage.

 

 

 

the 2nd best baseball movie 

switch hitting, platinum glove wearing bomb machine.

#1 Drew Pomeranz is pitching in the majors?  This season?  WTF?

#2 Pretty difficult to get this pitching line:

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

the 2nd best worst baseball movie 

fixed. 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

fixed. 

1. league of their own

2. major leagues

3. the bingo traveling all stars and motor kings 

The Pirates will be drafting that Arkansas left fielder in next draft. 

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Someone tell @tx 3 putt the Astros can't get swept in a series where they won the first game. 

 

ordering candles and posting is dangerous ! 

cal raleigh, aka “berkeley durham” doing bonds shit. 

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10 minutes ago, Derka said:

cal raleigh, aka “berkeley durham” doing bonds shit. 

Mantle must have had some great 2nd halfs…and /or ASG much have been pretty early back in the day.

 

although getting 30 with a week before the halfway point in the season is damn impressive 

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Edit: nope game played around the same time as today. July10/11

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

James Wood can ball, 451 to dead fucking center. 

And next dude follows slightly shorter. 

 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Nats with 5 bombs in 7+ innings so far tonight 

 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Josh Bell is just still fat. 

Grant Brisbee and Sam Miller talked about the Nats on their podcast this week and I thought this was incredible:

At the trade deadline in 22 the Nats traded Soto and Josh Bell to SD for C.J. Abrams, MacKenzie Gore, James Wood, Luke Voit, and a couple of other prospects.

Through yesterday, Abrams, Gore, and Wood had combined for 8.1 WAR this year.  The rest of the team has combined for 0.9.

So great job on that trade but they've done fuckall else to actual build the rest of the team.

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The New York Mets have demoted struggling catcher Francisco Alvarez to Triple-A Syracuse, the team announced Sunday.

Catcher Hayden Senger was promoted to the majors in a corresponding move to become the backup to now-primary catcher Luis Torrens.

The moves come after Alvarez went 2-for-5 with a home run in the Mets' 11-4 Saturday night victory over the Philadelphia Phillies, which snapped New York's seven-game losing streak.

Alvarez, however, has struggled at the plate this season, hitting .236 with three home runs and 11 RBIs in 35 games. He has an OPS of .652 with 38 strikeouts.

Dude probably had a fun Saturday night after his good game, then bam, replaced by the immortal Hayden Senger. 

Shohei triples in 3 an inning after Max hits a slam.  3-0 Nats has now become 8-3 Dodgers.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@Derka must be asleep, #31 for Rando. 

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43 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Good day for a game. Muncy putting on a clinic.  Here’s is grand salami from my seat 

 

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Baltimore led 2-1 in the eighth when Ben Rice singled leading off against Bryan Baker for his third hit. Giancarlo Stanton singled to put runners at the corners, and Paul Goldschmidt pinch ran for his fellow former MVP -- the first pinch-running appearance of Goldschmidt's big league career, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. 

Baker fell behind 3-0 in the count and left a belt-high fastball over the plate. Chisholm drove it 384 feet off the middle of the wall. 

"I wasn't going to swing if it wasn't a fastball," he said. 

Goldschmidt, 37, slid in just ahead of Sánchez's tag. Chisholm was a minor leaguer in Arizona's system when Goldschmidt starred for the Diamondbacks. 

"He was the guy that everybody really watched doing baserunning," Chisholm said. "Even when I got to Miami, he was still the blueprint of how to run the bases." 

Goldschmidt took pride in his baserunning. 

"It's something that wasn't secondary behind hitting and defense," he said. 

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