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  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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That Marge thing is pretty fucked if true. I didn’t mind the Duran incident as much earlier this year, he very clearly took a page out of the Manziel playbook about fabricating a suicide attempt story and a fan gave him what he had coming. But making fun of someone’s dead mom is over the line. By a lot.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

The fuck is wrong with people?

Right? It’s been 8 years… get over it and play ball. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

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Approximately 2.5 hours away...  Get your streams ready my dudes.

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I kind of expect one or both pitchers to get scratched about an hour from now because I's can't have nice things.

 

Bot 2nd, Skenes at 42 pitches already. Mil up 3-0, runners on the corners, 1 out. Action in the pirates pen.

Oops. Fly out, 2 down.

Single makes it 4-0. 2 out. Brewers bring the entire lineup to the plate in the 2nd.

And just as I hit submit, fly out and onto the 3rd.

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46 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

And today.

 

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As of last week Skenes had plenty of 99.Xs but hadn't hit 100 all year.  Speculation is that he's governing himself to work deeper in games and hopefully reduce injury risk.

mike mazowski gotten out of multiple jams already. that’s just as impressive as his stuff. i also love the energy and passion shown by both wazowski and chase burns. it’d be great if all three of these pitchers could somehow stay healthy for the next decade.

On 6/23/2025 at 1:55 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Kicking around since ‘19, maybe a name change will do the trick for Lovelady. Richard to Dicky.

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Coming in as Dicky, going out as Richard.

ouch 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm seeing this all over social media. Any confirmation of what the fan said? Obviously something far more specific than just vulgar mom insults.

30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Dicky cut.

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Most hyped starting pitching matchup of the season and one guy goes 4 innings and the other goes 5.

It's depressing that I don’t see how this is ever going to reverse.

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He gone. 

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A 22-year-old fan has been banned indefinitely from all MLB ballparks after yelling something about Arizona Diamondbacks second baseman Ketel Marte's late mother during Tuesday night's game against the Chicago White Sox, according to a source.

Marte, 31, was brought to tears by the incident, which occurred while he was at bat in the seventh inning. Marte's mother, Elpidia Valdez, died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 2017.

Team personnel, including Diamondbacks manager Torey Lovullo, heard the comment and asked for the fan to be ejected. According to a source familiar with the situation, the fan was remorseful for his actions, admitting to his inappropriate comments.

"We commend the White Sox for taking immediate action in removing the fan," said MLB in a statement.

Marte declined comment after the game Tuesday. It's not publicly known what the fan said to upset the 11-year veteran.

Marte received a round of applause during his first at bat of Wednesday's game. 

Toglia is so fucking worthless.  They still talk about him like he's a prospect, but he turns 27 (!) in August and is approaching 1000 major league PA's.  He just fucking sucks.  

I was reading a 2022 article about the Monforts, and one of the kids was promoted from scout to the director of scouting for the team, and the article's justification for that promotion was that he was the one who "found" Toglia.  

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Toglia is so fucking worthless.  They still talk about him like he's a prospect, but he turns 27 (!) in August and is approaching 1000 major league PA's.  He just fucking sucks.  

I was reading a 2022 article about the Monforts, and one of the kids was promoted from scout to the director of scouting for the team, and the article's justification for that promotion was that he was the one who "found" Toglia.  

Breaking news!  Rockies president and COO Greg Feasel (who the fook is that) is stepping down at the end of the year to be replaced by…Walker Monfort. 
 

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND. 

21 minutes ago, MrX said:

Breaking news!  Rockies president and COO Greg Feasel (who the fook is that) is stepping down at the end of the year to be replaced by…Walker Monfort. 
 

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND. 

The other nepo baby (Sterling) is going to be GM when they finally reassign Schmidt to Special Assistant to the Gravy Train:

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12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The other nepo baby (Sterling) is going to be GM when they finally reassign Schmidt to Special Assistant to the Gravy Train:

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The only nepo baby I want back in the organization is Taylor McGregor. For obvious reasons. 

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13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Toglia is so fucking worthless.  They still talk about him like he's a prospect, but he turns 27 (!) in August and is approaching 1000 major league PA's.  He just fucking sucks.  

I was reading a 2022 article about the Monforts, and one of the kids was promoted from scout to the director of scouting for the team, and the article's justification for that promotion was that he was the one who "found" Toglia.  

Sometimes he creates good content.

 

On 6/25/2025 at 7:37 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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RIP on that next Philly road trip, buddy.

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Marlins up 3 now, SF 3B coach is bummin’. His fuckup was with only 1 out. 

8-4 

That was one of the most frustrating SFG games I can recall in some time. 

Another night of 2 runs produced for 8 innings. Then a miracle 9th inning rally, only to be killed by Matty Windmill in the 3B coaches box and buried by Doval, who was throwing marshmallows in the 10th.

 

32 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol at putting your high school in an executive bio. 

I assume he did that only because Eaton is the biggest HS baseball dynasty in the state.  They had won something like 84 games (and 4 state championships) in a row until this year.  They also won 60 in a row back when he was probably in school.  

Beef?  More like a pair of blimps

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