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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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1 minute ago, Derka said:

i wanna see schwarber go 475 here. 

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i wonder how many ball parks that second aranda swing would have been a HR in. i’m thinking 20-25.

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

And now, the two worst days on the sports calendar

 

 

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Yeah, but Sox Cubbies to start us back up. Watch women soccer. It will suffice. 

7 hours ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


impossible to dislike that guy

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9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Watch women soccer. It will suffice. 

I’ll never get why women’s soccer and basketball is shoved down our throats, the 2 sports where their deficiency in athleticism is most apparent. It’s borderline unwatchable. Softball and volleyball are infinitely better. 

13 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ll never get why women’s soccer and basketball is shoved down our throats, the 2 sports where their deficiency in athleticism is most apparent. It’s borderline unwatchable. Softball and volleyball are infinitely better. 

It is on. That is why

26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

It is on. That is why

I mean I can’t imagine why you’d watch that over NBA summer league or MLS but go off.

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AUBURN, Calif. — Retired MLB pitcher Daniel Serafini has been convicted of first-degree murder and attempted murder in the shootings of his wife’s parents during a burglary at their home four years ago near Lake Tahoe in California.

A Placer County jury on Monday found the 51-year-old guilty of killing his father-in-law, Gary Spohr, and severely wounding his mother-in-law, Wendy Wood, on June 5, 2021, at their home on the lake’s west shore. Wood received extensive rehabilitation but died a year after the shooting.

Serafini also was convicted of first-degree burglary.

Assistant Chief Deputy District Attorney Richard Miller, who prosecuted the case, told jurors that Serafini hated his wife’s wealthy parents and was heard saying he was willing to pay $20,000 to have them killed, the Sacramento Bee reported.

A left-hander, Serafini was drafted in 1992 by the Minnesota Twins. He also played for the Chicago Cubs, San Diego Padres, Pittsburgh Pirates, Cincinnati Reds and Colorado Rockies.

The jury was shown transcripts of angry emails and text messages between Serafini and his in-laws in which they were involved in a heated, ongoing dispute over a $1.3 million loan to help fund his wife’s fledgling horse ranch business, the Bee reported.

 Defense attorney David Dratman argued that there was no physical evidence linking Serafini to the crime scene, noting that security camera footage showed a masked intruder entering the couple’s home who appeared to be younger with a smaller body frame than the former baseball player.

Dratman told the jury that although his client had a rocky relationship with his in-laws, the couple was generous with Serafini and his wife, loaning them money and treating them to lavish vacations. “Does that provide a motive for murder? That’s killing the golden goose,” Dratman said in his closing argument.

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Favorite part of his story is he owned a joint that wound up on Bar Rescue. Pretty sure the in-laws dumped a bunch of $ there too. 

The MIL wound up killing herself, that article kinda sugarcoats it. He also had a 33-year old chick accomplice. 

2 of Witt, Garcia or India had to be out of the lineup before Devanney was going to get a chance, so he never got a chance at the MLB level. He wasn't likely to be a long term piece anyway. But Adam Frazier? Again?

It's Yuniesky Betancourt all over again.

ETA the best anagram for YB is Batter nine, you sucky. A Royals Revue classic

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16 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

And now, the two worst days on the sports calendar

 

 

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This is why I always schedule work travel on this week.  

you say you hate the extra innings ghost runner ???

mlb soon has the fix !!!!

 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Favorite part of his story is he owned a joint that wound up on Bar Rescue. Pretty sure the in-laws dumped a bunch of $ there too. 

The MIL wound up killing herself, that article kinda sugarcoats it. He also had a 33-year old chick accomplice. 

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The trial included testimony that Serafini and Erin Spohr received extensive financial support from Erin’s parents, including a $90,000 check on the day of the murder. The couple were also in an open sexual relationship. Serafini’s girlfriend was initially charged with murder but agreed to a plea deal for lesser charges in exchange for testimony against Serafini. She testified that she drove Serafini into Nevada after the killing and that he dismantled a gun and threw it out the car window.

She was their nanny.

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Following a two-year investigation, Serafini was arrested in October 2023 with his nanny-turned-lover Samantha Scott, 33. Scott admitted to driving Serafini to his in-laws home. In February, she pleaded guilty after the fact to accessory but was released from custody and awaits sentencing. Serafini's wife, Erin Spohr, testified during the trial that she had an open marriage with her husband but still trusted him.

 

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

you say you hate the extra innings ghost runner ???

mlb soon has the fix !!!!

 

 

 

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30 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Schwarber’s youngest kid looks just like him 

 

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He looks justifiably pissed the fuck off that his afternoon nursing session was interrupted by this picture horseshit.

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Schwarber’s youngest kid looks just like him 

 

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Buddy & I got suspended from a HS game for attending the ‘95 HR Derby in blisteringly hot daytime conditions. Piazza & Mo Vaughn hit balls that may not have landed yet.

Not shockingly, that shit was moved to pm hours shortly after. 

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

I hate days with no baseball. Anyone got a link for some little league? 

 

 

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

90-minute show on Freddie Freeman at 7 tonight on MLBN, plenty of replays. 

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Someone already mentioned it, but the E:60 on Jim Abbott...holy shit, watch it and have tissues nearby.

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

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I’ll leave Beau alone this time.

 

 

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legitimately one of the best throws i’ve ever seen. maybe the best since laureano in oakland.

 

i’m still on my “eat the rich” shit, i can’t get enough of this:

 

Jurickson Profar is fucking massive compared to the skinny kid we watched as a 19 year old. Gotta give the dude props I guess for going all in on the roid thing

1 hour ago, Derka said:

legitimately one of the best throws i’ve ever seen. maybe the best since laureano in oakland.

 

That was not a good throw. If Vivas slides, hustles, or has an IQ above the Fujita scale he’s safe easily. Completely fucktarded baserunning by a worthless piece of shit baseball player. That’s all that play is.

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