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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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only one player has ever won the college POY, the MiLB POY, the ROY, and the MVP in their career: KB. and he did that in a span of four years. he was on HOF track 2-3 years into his career, and then just nothing. just a terrible player after that. never seen anything like it.

48 minutes ago, Derka said:

only one player has ever won the college POY, the MiLB POY, the ROY, and the MVP in their career: KB. and he did that in a span of four years. he was on HOF track 2-3 years into his career, and then just nothing. just a terrible player after that. never seen anything like it.

Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense. 

20 minutes ago, Derka said:

braves go to 0-5.

And as a result, Dodgers go to 6-0.  Glasnow looked solid.  Freddie tweaked his ankle in the shower.  Please don’t let the wave of injuries start now.

Elly De La Cruz first day using a torpedo bat: 

4-5 
2 HRs 
7 RBIs
4 Runs
11 Total bases

 

🤔🤔🤔🤔

instagram is gonna have to replace twitter in this thread. look at this goddamn missile launch:

 

My fucking fantasy team guys need to get on board motherfuckers 

Anthony Volpe being a shitty hitter started a domino effect that might have changed the sport forever. That’s wild.

Padres quietly off to a 5-0 start.  Gonna be a battle.

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Anthony Volpe being a shitty hitter started a domino effect that might have changed the sport forever. That’s wild.

Nah.

13 hours ago, Derka said:

only one player has ever won the college POY, the MiLB POY, the ROY, and the MVP in their career: KB. and he did that in a span of four years. he was on HOF track 2-3 years into his career, and then just nothing. just a terrible player after that. never seen anything like it.

His back is clearly seriously fucked.  He moves around like me on the field.

marcell ozuna is the only every day player for atl hitting better than .167:

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it’s 2025 and every time i watch chris sale pitch im still just like:

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53 minutes ago, Derka said:

marcell ozuna is the only every day player for atl hitting better than .167:

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Dustin May’s first start in almost 2 years.  Goes 5 and gives up one unearned run over 5 innings.  Unfortunately he’s going up against the reigning Cy Young Award winner who’s given up zero.

Dustin May is one ugly motherfucker.   I wouldn't fuck that carrottop ugly ass mofo with fitlump's pussy.

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mookie 2 run jack. 

2-1 dodgers.  Fuckers are feeling the Padres heat and they're pressing. 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

shohei with a leadoff single on a tough pitch.  

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15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Pads up 4-0 in the 7th.   

Fuckers won’t go away.

Angels 4-1.  As a lifelong Angels fan, I assume that they will end up 7-155.

12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Dustin May is one ugly motherfucker. 

Well, he grew up in Justin, so...

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

They did, playing 11. 

You left us hanging on that?

Turang with a walkoff squeeze bunt.

San Diego Padres are about to be in sole possession of first place in NL West.

Dodgers are shitting the bed tonight.  It's almost aggyesque.  

Rockies lose again. 1 run on 4 hits. Phillies probably didn’t even try that hard. 
 

My buddies were debating when the Rockies would win their 7th game of the year. I said April 27.  They’d be 7-20. F you Monforts!

Edman with his 4th dinger. It's guys like Smith, Edman, Teoscar (who leads the team In RBIs) that make the lineup so lethal.

Rockies lose again. 1 run on 4 hits. Phillies probably didn’t even try that hard. 
 
My buddies were debating when the Rockies would win their 7th game of the year. I said April 27.  They’d be 7-20. F you Monforts!

poo rockies.

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