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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Lasorda wouldn’t have put up with this shit.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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That Check Scoreboard guy can really put up the stats. 

22 hours ago, 'stache said:

This is so dumb. I think all of then are pretty damn good (at least the ones shown here not alternatives). The only one I kinda don't like as much is Miami. What on earth makes KC C tier? It's literally a dodgers hat with different letters. Good stuff.

Detroit is 100% S tier.  This is not up for debate. 

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Inspiring stuff. Maybe they’ll only lose by 18 tomorrow. 

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Lasorda wouldn’t have put up with this shit.

 

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Got damn, I'd forgot all about that shit. That old man was pure gold. They don't make 'em like that any more. 

umpire in this seattle/chicago game has been comically bad since i tuned in two innings ago. 

That shit throw to 1st was not good. Considering who threw it, and he’s having trouble finding the plate… well. 

The Rockies are 30-84. If they go 10-38 or worse the rest of the way, they break the modern era loss record (2024 White Sox with 121). 

Let’s take a peek at the schedule: 

@Dbacks, @StL, DBacks (4 game set), LAD (4 game set), @Pitt, @Hou, Cubs, SF, SD, @LAD, @SD (4 game set), Miami, LAA, @Sea, @SF

Only the Pirates are 100 percent out of the playoff picture. DBacks are close but won’t fall out if they broom the Rockies this weekend.

If the Rockies go 1-5 on this upcoming road trip, I’m going to start getting excited. 

The funny thing is that their pitching is just getting worse.  Normally, you'd think they'd have no problem going 10-38 due to a combination of mean reversion and improvement through experience, but they're allowing 6.5 runs per game so far, and I bet that number goes up.

to all the yankee fans here, go fuck your self all weekend 

 

thanks 

On 8/7/2025 at 11:30 AM, Beau Vine said:

I know a team that could use some veteran leadership to get them to their 6th straight division title:

 

Maldy did nothing wrong, dumbass Dusty just played him too much. Would love to see him back on the Astros.

20 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Maldy did nothing wrong, dumbass Dusty just played him too much. Would love to see him back on the Astros.

Joe Biden GIF by Election 2020

On 8/5/2025 at 8:31 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

May need to channel that to ol' boy Devin. 

 

Even @Derka has given up on him. 

Bump.

Kershaw has had a bit of a revival this season. I was hoping he'd retire after the WS win. But glad he didn't. He's been as good as any starter on our staff.

19 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

SMH

what? he killed in arlington.

raleigh and j rod just went back to back on consecutive pitches. raleigh hadn’t even put down the trident by the time julio’s missile left the yard. packed house in seattle going nuts.

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junior caminero quietly living up to the hype. just dropped his fourth bomb in three days, giving him 32 hr and 80 rbi in the middle of a terrible lineup. guy’s got chandler simpson and christopher morel batting behind him.

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jp crawford just had a 17 pitch at-bat where he fouled off five different types of pitches. ended with a flare out to shallow left. still cool to watch.

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

SMH

 

Carried them to two world series

Now that Profar catch was legit. 75% of these "robbin homers" catches that people trip out on arent even going out....that one obviously was

12 hours ago, Derka said:

 

Man, the Mariners miss Dave Sims something terrible.

next one passes johnny bench for most all time hr in a season by a catcher.

 

also his next multi-hr game passes mickey mantle for most multi-hr games in a season by a switch hitter. his next three ab’s today have a chance to be historic.

Pudge> Big Dumper, regardless

 

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