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  • shadow_operative2.0
    shadow_operative2.0

    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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On 8/29/2025 at 11:36 PM, Derka said:

 

yeah they’ve called up two absolute studs in the past couple of weeks, i’ve shared some of the other guy’s work in the “nasty pitches” thread. these two guys look the part so far. mclean, i think, is the other guy.

 

 

jazz chisholm through 152 games with the yankees:

.253 avg, 140 h, 39 hr, 93 rbi, 96 r, 44 sb, .840 ops

is he an mvp candidate? no. but he’s one of the top 2b in baseball, and he’s a helluva lot better than most people said he was, and that includes his peers who voted him the most overrated player in baseball. hate him for his antics if you’re old and out of touch, but his production is undeniable.

16 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Here to see loss #100.

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CSB: Once went to a game there when it was Troy Tulowitzki jersey night.  First 20,000 fans got a jersey.  My family and I picked them up as we entered and then quickly realized as I saw people wearing them that they had misspelled his name on the jersey.  Have those jerseys stored away still in the plastic wrappers.

18 minutes ago, txhorns said:

CSB: Once went to a game there when it was Troy Tulowitzki jersey night.  First 20,000 fans got a jersey.  My family and I picked them up as we entered and then quickly realized as I saw people wearing them that they had misspelled his name on the jersey.  Have those jerseys stored away still in the plastic wrappers.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/11269809/colorado-rockies-misspell-troy-tulowitzki-name-giveaway-t-shirt-night

This looks 1000% intentional.  Framber needs his ass kicked:

 

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His excuse even made it sound intentional. “Yes I saw him put the sign down but I had decided to throw a fastball anyway”. Wtf

Orioles swept Padres (yeesh), but SD did get this badass play:

 

17 hours ago, Derka said:

jazz chisholm through 152 games with the yankees:

.253 avg, 140 h, 39 hr, 93 rbi, 96 r, 44 sb, .840 ops

is he an mvp candidate? no. but he’s one of the top 2b in baseball, and he’s a helluva lot better than most people said he was, and that includes his peers who voted him the most overrated player in baseball. hate him for his antics if you’re old and out of touch, but his production is undeniable.

He's probably the WBC US 2nd baseman.

50 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Orioles swept Padres (yeesh), but SD did get this badass play:

 

And an immaculate inning from Miller…

with no foul balls.. and all sliders!

 

 

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“oh we’re live? i didn’t know that.”

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

Automate Balls & Strikes.

But if blue is gonna fuck up, let it be against NYY.

That’s going to be the most lopsided umpire scorecard of all-time when it comes out. The MLB absolutely needs to investigate that ump for gambling connections, like they’ve been investigating pitchers for prop bets lately. He literally took a win from us and gave it to the Astros. 

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That’s going to be the most lopsided umpire scorecard of all-time when it comes out. The MLB absolutely needs to investigate that ump for gambling connections, like they’ve been investigating pitchers for prop bets lately. He literally took a win from us and gave it to the Astros. 

Maybe get a better pen 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

So literally more than the difference in score. Handed it to them.

Again.. get a better bullpen. 

Sounds like a possible racist as well. Seriously, Manfred needs to get involved at some point. Last night was so egregious and the talk about the umpiring is all over social media today.

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7 hours ago, Derka said:

 

Eh... not an egregious call.  Only getting play because it ended the game.

But yeah... automate balls and strikes ASAP for no reason other than keeping losing losers from griping about HPU.

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Taj Bradley told reporters he began studying scouting reports this week for the first time in his career.
“I just never did it at all,” Bradley admitted after Saturday’s start against San Diego. “I was kind of out there blind the whole time.” The stunning revelation helps explain why the former top pitching prospect never reached his lofty potential with the Rays before being dealt to the Twins at last month’s trade deadline. 

 

On 9/2/2025 at 7:57 PM, Mittens said:

 

This is embarassing. It's the Rockies, dude. What is he going to do after the game, find a paraplegic to push down a flight of stairs?

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1000% that last pitch was a ball 

 

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It's close enough where you can't take it. None of those calls were insanely egregious. Also they need a better pen

2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

It's close enough where you can't take it. None of those calls were insanely egregious. Also they need a better pen

On a full count you can. Maybe if he had known the umpire was a literal Red Sox fan that had money on the Astros and was trying to make the Yankees lose he would’ve swung.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

On a full count you can. Maybe if he had known the umpire was a literal Red Sox fan that had money on the Astros and was trying to make the Yankees lose he would’ve swung.

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28 minutes ago, Helobious said:

On a full count you can. Maybe if he had known the umpire was a literal Red Sox fan that had money on the Astros and was trying to make the Yankees lose he would’ve swung.

You sound very Texags right now 

46 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

You sound very Texags right now 

 

a texag poster + yankee fan should be removed from the gene pool

 

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