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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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We need a rain shortened game to avoid needing to go to our bullpen.

Edited by Sbbruin

14 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

We need a rain shortened game to avoid needing to go to our bullpen.

 

It will tonight.  Just not sure how soon.  Snell locked in though

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Mark Trumbo is not impressed:

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Marcell Ozuna is likewise unimpressed:

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The Ozuna play is still maybe the worst defensive play I’ve ever seen. 

"85% of the fuckin’ world is working; the other 15 20250918_132058.thumb.jpg.37a0eecd5e2fc2773d247f60a6239810.jpgcome out here.”

 

What just happened on that Mariners challenge with the second baseman being on the grass?

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What just happened on that Mariners challenge with the second baseman being on the grass?

 

Left heel was barely touching the grass. Both feet must be on the dirt. Result is batter gets first base.

Pretty new rule, only a couple seasons of it. Never seen it called before. I guess they changed the result of a violation (to awarding first base) this year.

 

Greatest lefty I've seen in my lifetime. Respect.

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Greatest lefty I've seen in my lifetime. Respect.

I’m old so I saw Sandy Koufax pitch. He was from another planet. For me, Randy Johnson edges out Kershaw but it’s pretty close. Steve Carlton is in the conversation as well. 

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5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m old so I saw Sandy Koufax pitch. He was from another planet. For me, Randy Johnson edges out Kershaw but it’s pretty close. Steve Carlton is in the conversation as well. 

You old.  Yeah, Johnson would be right there.  But peak Kershaw was pretty lethal.

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

You old.  Yeah, Johnson would be right there.  But peak Kershaw was pretty lethal.

 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"85% of the fuckin’ world is working; the other 15 20250918_132058.thumb.jpg.37a0eecd5e2fc2773d247f60a6239810.jpgcome out here.”

 

Watching the rockies play "baseball" almost certainly counts as work.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m old so I saw Sandy Koufax pitch. He was from another planet. For me, Randy Johnson edges out Kershaw but it’s pretty close. Steve Carlton is in the conversation as well. 

 

That would have been fucking incredible to see.

Rockies eclipsed the -400 run differential milestone today.  No other team has yet to get to -200.
 

Next milestone will be 1000 runs allowed, which should happen in around 4 games. 

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Fucking Yamamoto gets the worst run support of any starter in MLB I think.

Dodger bully is soooo sketchy.  It’ll be the deciding factor if we win it all.  We have a great starting staff, a great lineup, and a tragic bullpen.  Can we overcome that?

7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Greatest lefty I've seen in my lifetime. Respect.
 

 

my favorite kershaw memory ....

 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

my favorite kershaw memory ....

 

You’re not going to get me to deny he’s had his playoff struggles. But he’s still first ballot.  And there aren’t a lot of those.

Whatever dead years we have for Shohei are going to be worth it.  He is currently the best player that has ever played this game.  I’m certain of that as a long time fan of the game.

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What just happened on that Mariners challenge with the second baseman being on the grass?

heads up call by seattle.

9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Whatever dead years we have for Shohei are going to be worth it.  He is currently the best player that has ever played this game.  I’m certain of that as a long time fan of the game.

He’s neither the best current hitter nor the best current pitcher. How does the fact that he happen to do both well elevate him to “best player ever”? 

Reds starting pitcher Hunter Greene went all 9 last night in a shutout over the Cubs. 

Only gave up 1 hit, late in the 6th. 

4 hours ago, Derka said:

also from that game:

 

Boop.

I thought Ohtani was king dingaling

also from that game:
 
I mean yeah he got hit in head but the other thing you rarely see is runner hit with batted ball and not immediately out because he is behind a fielder (ball passed an infielder)

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

I mean yeah he got hit in head but the other thing you rarely see is runner hit with batted ball and not immediately out because he is behind a fielder (ball passed an infielder)
 

That ball tipped off the 1b glove and may have spared him a lot more pain had it hit him lower down. Dude was lucky for that. 

My word of the day for today: dictate. 

In my best Mike Tyson impression, I’ll use it in a sentence: 

“Hey Toronto, how my dictate?”

 

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