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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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Wow, I see his act wearing thin with pros awfully fast

Damn they like to hire douches (Kapler)

On 10/13/2025 at 4:41 PM, Gil Bang said:

Sandy Alomar has passed.  I remember watching him with the Angels.

Crap.  Sandy Alomar was my favorite Austin Senator the year he played there … mainly because he wasn’t that much older.

Somewhere in a box around here, a Texas League baseball with his autograph is waiting to be rediscovered.

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Albert Pujols is no longer a candidate to be the manager of the Los Angeles Angels, sources confirmed to ESPN on Monday.

Pujols, though, is scheduled to interview for the San Diego Padres' managerial vacancy on Wednesday, a source told ESPN. The Baltimore Orioles have also previously reached out with interest, though an interview has not been scheduled, a source said.

The Padres became one of eight teams in search of a new manager after Mike Shildt announced he would retire from his role, joining the Angels, Orioles, Atlanta Braves, San Francisco Giants, Washington Nationals, Colorado Rockies and Minnesota Twins.

Pujols, 45, is held in high regard by the Padres' two most influential players -- Manny Machado and Fernando Tatis Jr.

Pujols is currently a special assistant for the Angels, as part of a 10-year, $10 million contract that was triggered after he retired in 2022. He interviewed with Angels general manager Perry Minasian in St. Louis on Oct. 9, but the two sides are no longer in talks, which was first reported by the New York Post. 

Trout seems kinda weird

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46674319/trout-testifies-was-alerted-kay-possible-drug-abuse

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Trout testified that he was unaware of players taking illicit drugs or purchasing them from Kay, but he "may have heard" that when a player wanted Viagra, Kay would go to a doctor to handle that.

 

Trout said that when he became aware that Kay might be using drugs, he limited Kay's ability to get autographs from Trout to make sure Kay wasn't "misusing them" -- that is, selling autographed material and using the money to buy drugs.

 

"I made sure when he brought them [autographed items] down, I knew who they were going to," Trout said.

 

Before confronting Kay, Trout said he dared the communications employee to do multiple acts deemed as "horseplay" for varying amounts of money, including taking a 90 mph fastball to the body, eating a bug off the clubhouse floor and another crude act.

 

Trout's descriptions pointed to the desperate extremes Kay was willing to go for money

 

On 10/18/2025 at 2:05 PM, TonyTexas said:

Big news for both MLB and college baseball. 

 

 

he must have been a hell of an interview 

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he must have been a hell of an interview 

It will be interesting to see his deal. He was making over $3M/yr at Tennessee 

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Given the Rockies’ track record — seven consecutive losing seasons and just five playoff appearances in 33 years — and the challenges and vagaries of playing baseball at a mile above sea level, the job of rebuilding the franchise might seem undesirable for many. Spilborghs, however, believes that leading the offices at 20th and Blake is a highly coveted job.

“I have talked to virtually every organization for the past couple of years,” Spilborghs said. “A lot of executives have asked me about the Rockies. They ask me what’s going on. Then I ask them, in turn, what they think of the situation. I cannot tell you how many of them have told me, ‘That’s my dream job.’ ”

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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As in I dream of a job that carries no expectations, where I could get a contract extension by winning 72 games. 

On 10/21/2025 at 12:52 PM, Gil Bang said:

Angels just named Kurt Suzuki as manager 

😂😂😂😂

 

 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck Suzuki.  I will forever hate him for 2004.

i watched him hit a ball clear out of rosenblatt during bp that year. shit was sick.

 

but yeah, fuck him tho. 

And put together the only all white roster since the 60s

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11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

And put together the only all white roster since the 60s

And how much of Tennessee would see that as anything other than a good thing?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And how much of Tennessee would see that as anything other than a good thing?

 

Memphis?

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Will Ferrell Lol GIF

Dream job?  It’s a fucking torture chamber. 

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A few hours after news of the Orange and Black hiring the former Tennessee baseball coach broke the internet, The San Francisco Standard’s John Shea shared Vitello’s contract details, citing sources, in an article published Wednesday.

“[Vitello] will earn $3.5 million annually on a three-year contract that includes a vesting option for a fourth season, according to sources with knowledge of the negotiations,” Shea wrote.

Last year, Vitello signed the largest contract in college baseball history with Tennessee, which gave him $3.3 million per season through 2029. Vitello now is slated to make more than that in San Francisco.

The Giants also have around $4 million remaining to pay former manager Bob Melvin, whom president of baseball operations Buster Posey fired in late September after exercising Melvin's 2026 option over the summer. San Francisco technically will be paying over $7 million to fill their manager position during the 2025 MLB season.

 

Pretty minimal increase in salary if true, but it would presumably put him in the top half of managers ranked by pay. 

Derek Shelton new Twins manager

He will definitely fail lol

On 10/22/2025 at 10:06 PM, Blotto said:

Pretty minimal increase in salary if true, but it would presumably put him in the top half of managers ranked by pay. 

Tennessee fans think he'll come back to college in a year or 2 to replace Van Horn

Nationals hired a 33 yr old Blake Butera...not even Drew.... to be manager.


What could possibly go wrong?

32 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Nationals hired a 33 yr old Blake Butera...not even Drew.... to be manager.


What could possibly go wrong?
 

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3 hours ago, Helobious said:

All the hate manfred gets and he’s arguably saving the game

 

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

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All the hate manfred gets and he’s arguably saving the game

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Oh Christ, maybe I should apply for the job:

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The Rockies’ search for a new front-office boss from outside the organization has hit a detour.

The two leading candidates are no longer in the running for the job, according to a report from The Athletic.

Arizona Diamondbacks assistant general manager Amiel Sawdaye and Cleveland Guardians assistant GM Matt Forman were reportedly finalists to become the head of Rockies baseball operations. Now, neither is being considered, The Athletic reported Monday.

Sawdaye interviewed for the job last Monday, according to a league source, and Forman interviewed at the Rockies’ offices at 20th and Blake on Oct. 24. The Rockies had hoped to announce their new hire this week, but now it’s unclear when they will find their new head of baseball operations. The clock is ticking because MLB’s general managers meetings start next week in Las Vegas.

It’s also unclear if the Rockies have other finalists in mind or how many candidates had a preliminary interview for the job.

Executive vice president Walker Monfort, the son of owner Dick Monfort, is leading the Rockies’ search. Dick Monfort has also been involved in the interviews. The Rockies, who promoted their last two GMs (Jeff Bridich and Schmidt) from within the organization, have said they would search for candidates from outside the organization.

“We are setting our sights on finding the right leader from outside our organization who can bring a fresh perspective to the Rockies and enhance our baseball operations with a new vision, innovation, and a focus on both short and long-term success,” Walker Monfort said last month. “This change delivers an opportunity to shape the future of our club and move forward into a new era of Rockies baseball.”

They're going to end up hiring the other Montfort kid, aren't they @MrX?

Active MLB players with the closest WAR to the average HOF WAR of their position

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I like that Trout guy's chances. 

 

And speaking of HoF... 

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The Hall of Fame has announced the eight players who are on this year’s Contemporary Era Hall of Fame ballot. Those players will be voted on by a committee of 16 individuals (who are not yet identified), with at least 12 votes — 75% — necessary for induction. The Contemporary Era ballot covers the period from 1980 through the present, and is voted on every three years.

The players on the ballot are:

Barry Bonds

Roger Clemens

Carlos Delgado

Jeff Kent

Don Mattingly

Dale Murphy

Gary Sheffield

Fernando Valenzuela 

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