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  • shadow_operative2.0
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    I'd be willing to bet a shit-ton on this thread grew up watching Cubs & Braves at their grandparents' houses in the summers. 

  • tx 3 putt
    tx 3 putt

    dont bother him, he's about to pitch the ninth for the dodgers 

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jesus, i just saw that this was still going. alright, alright, alright. free baseball, after hours. not bad.

Jack is the poster boy for Laker fandom, but Mary Hart is almost never not at the Dodgers. She is there EVERY game it seems.
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St Louis pretty much gave Edman to us, and he has been such a score.  Friedman REALLY wanted him.  It’s the role players like Edman and Teoscar

 that Friedman got that make this team special.

pretty damn cool ....

Jose Quintana picks up a win over the Diamondbacks, making him the 24th pitcher in MLB history to defeat all 30 teams

The only other active pitchers to do this are Max Scherzer, Charlie Morton and Gerrit Cole

For your mocking pleasure...

 

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9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Nice!  Dugout Club?

Nah. I have a industry buddy that hooked it up 

Kenley with save #451 tonight.  He's 28 away from passing Lee Smith for #3 all-time.  HOFer?  I'm of the opinion that no relievers should have ever made it so I'm curious what the people who made Rivera the first ever anonymous inductee will do.

Lol at all those loser fucking astro fans on here that talked shit about the Yankee fan taking the ball out of Betts glove. They did the same thing to trout today.

The Rockies are 3–11. No telling how bad it can get, because the starting pitching’s been decent. 

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lol at all those loser fucking astro fans on here that talked shit about the Yankee fan taking the ball out of Betts glove. They did the same thing to trout today.

 

12 hours ago, MrX said:

The Rockies are 3–11. No telling how bad it can get, because the starting pitching’s been decent. 

The Rockies spam the shit out of me on Facebook, so I've started  engaging by replying "SELL THE TEAM" or just plain "SELL."

Today, I got this notification:

 

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Ouch. @Carl Spackler

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Chicago Cubs left-hander Justin Steele will undergo reconstructive elbow surgery and miss the remainder of the 2025 season. Unclear yet whether it's a full Tommy John or primary repair, but his season is over regardless. Awful news for the Cubs, who are off to a great start. 

yeah, as soon as he said he was “seeking a second opinion” i knew he was done.

Just for no reason at all, I'm going to point out that the team record for consecutive innings without scoring is 48, set by the 1968 Cubs and the 1906 Philly A's.  The Cubs' streak included 4 straight shutout losses, including 3 by 1-0 scores, one in 11 innings.  The last two losses in that streak were to Gibson and Carlton.  

59 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Good god, Rockies suck.  No runs, nine hits, 32 strikeouts in a three game series.

It's OK, they have the Dodgers up next!

Rockies so far this season: 

40 runs scored - 30th in MLB 
81 runs against - 29th in MLB 
9 home runs - 28th in MLB
40 walks - 29th in MLB 
160 strikeouts - 29th in MLB 
21 home runs allowed - 26th in MLB
15 errors - 29th in MLB 

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Colorado managed nine hits and 12 base runners in the three-game series while striking out 32 times. In all, the Rockies hit 9 for 88 in the series. They came to Petco Park with a .243 team batting average. They left hitting .218.

“For the last couple of weeks, it’s been frustrating for the guys,” Black said. “The guys have put in the work, but it’s just not translating. It’s frustrating for sure.”


Black said that the inexperience of some players is contributing to the lack of hits and the deluge of strikeouts. When asked if anything can be done, he responded: “No, this is our group. These guys have to fight through it. This is the group that I think has to continue on and keep fighting through this, and hopefully, string together some hits, get some good at-bats and put the ball in play.”

 

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's OK, they have the Dodgers up next!

Nothing is as inspiring as a .200 ball club. 

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Total laughingstock. SELL THE TEAM YOU MONFORT PRICKS. 

20 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

 

Who gives a shit? He interfered with the play EXACTLY the same way the Yankee fans did. Held the glove, ripped the ball out, could’ve easily injured trout. Astro fans were literally in tears when that happened to Betts, now they’re celebrating this loser just because he faked being sorry after. 

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@MrX can't yell about his boy for awhile. 

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I'm hearing that #Rockies DH Kris Bryant has lumbar degenerative disk disease and will go to the 10-day IL. Not sure what the treatment plan is. C Braxton Fulford will be added from Triple-A @ABQTopes. 

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