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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/dolphin-bathing-ban/index.html

(CNN) — Watching "Jaws" as a kid might have left you with a lifetime fear of swimming with sharks, but who knew swimming with dolphins could be dangerous?
The pretty coastal village of Landévennec in Finistère, in France's northwestern Brittany region, has been terrorized by a sexually aroused dolphin getting too close to swimmers.
The dolphins antics got so bad that the local mayor, Roger Lars, banned bathing on the Brittany beach, issuing a new bylaw. Now local swimmers are prevented from getting closer than 40 meters to the dolphin.

We sexie French Dolphin types do not folLOW ze same puritanical rules you anglo-saxonnes 'old so dear.

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Mmmmm....dolphin dick?????

I heard they’re quite the growers 

Why don't they just shoot the rapey dolphin and be done with it?

Wasn’t the angry dolphin also a shaggy MSPaint sex tale?

12 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Why don't they just shoot the rapey dolphin and be done with it?

Sorry, the dolphin attends Baylor.  The admin will have all of these vicious rumors scrubbed from the net posthaste.

39 minutes ago, deft said:

Wasn’t the angry dolphin also a shaggy MSPaint sex tale?

Yes, and a GREAT one at that!

It was a tale by Randy Marsh that used the term "angry dolphin", but not the origin of the term. The term itself was around long before that post. 

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