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If he was still alive, Augie would have to live with that pick off for the rest of his fucking life.

Don’t you get it?!
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  • hornian
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    #1 and previously undefeated Tennessee lost in extra innings to a directional school tonight. Shit happens on Tuesdays.    still sucks, but get some perspective 

  • NBHorn7
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    Long shot homer gives ETSU a 7-6 lead, going to the bottom of the 10th.

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1 minute ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Its about life!

<slams swinging door>

14 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Vols threaten, but don't score and ETSU hands #1 Tennessee their first loss of the season, 7-6 in ten innings.

Vitello sick of his socials being flooded with aggy.  Knows one loss like this will send them scurrying in another direction for a while. 

Not sure I've ever seen a jeter jump throw from the pitcher.  Seems....unnecessary?

 

Did Bing just throw five perfect innings? He gave up a sac fly, but the run was attributed to Rerick, right?

Only lightly watching. 

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48 minutes ago, txduck87 said:

Y’all keep talking shit about bing.

I liked his version of "White Christmas" and his daughter shot JR, while a student at UT.

Not sure where the reset from Bing happened but outstanding outta the pen tonight!

Five no hit innings, great job.

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2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Did Bing just throw five perfect innings? He gave up a sac fly, but the run was attributed to Rerick, right?

You're right, not just no hits.  15 up, 15 down for Bing.

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

I liked his version of "White Christmas" and his daughter shot JR, while a student at UT.

That wasn't bing, that was David 

That 2-0 pitch on the caught stealing was right down the middle. Like literally center center.

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Navarre throwing BP thus far. 

About to get pulled.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

That wasn't bing, that was David 

It was very much Bing Crosby, his wife Mary had attended UT and wanted her daughter Kristin to go to UT.

This was in the 80's.

I should know I was at UT then and saw Bing on Campus once

Pitcher 1 cannot get a single batter out. Pitcher 2 gets every batter out. 
pitcher 3 cannot get a single batter out. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

About to get pulled.

There is a lot to like about Schloss, but this is probably my favorite change from Pierce. Pierce left pitchers in way too long. We’d all predict what was about to happen. Schloss, on the other hand, demands his pitchers (particularly relievers) throw strikes and has a short leash (the complete other side of the leash spectrum from Pierce). 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Pitcher 1 cannot get a single batter out. Pitcher 2 gets every batter out. 
pitcher 3 cannot get a single batter out. 

Sounds like pitcher 4 is where we need to go. 

1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

There is a lot to like about Schloss, but this is probably my favorite change from Pierce. Pierce left pitchers in way too long. We’d all predict what was about to happen. Schloss, on the other hand, demands his pitchers (particularly relievers) throw strikes and has a short leash (the complete other side of the leash spectrum from Pierce). 

And Schloss has no qualms about getting the hook and pulling your ass in the middle of the count (Ball 5) if you can't throw strikes.

6 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

There is a lot to like about Schloss, but this is probably my favorite change from Pierce. Pierce left pitchers in way too long. We’d all predict what was about to happen. Schloss, on the other hand, demands his pitchers (particularly relievers) throw strikes and has a short leash (the complete other side of the leash spectrum from Pierce). 

Same

9 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

It was very much Bing Crosby, his wife Mary had attended UT and wanted her daughter Kristin to go to UT.

This was in the 80's.

I should know I was at UT then and saw Bing on Campus once

wife Kathryn, daughter Mary.  Bing died in 1977.   other than that you were close...

He might have had him if the throw was on line

Just now, WBT said:

He might have had him if the throw was on line

Maybe even easily. 

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

wife Kathryn, daughter Mary.  Bing died in 1977.   other than that you were close...

Kristin was her name on the show Dallas.

 
Just now, NBHorn7 said:

Kristin was her name on the show Dallas.

 

are you sure?

Her father certainly wasn't David Crosby.

Just now, dcar00 said:

are you sure?

You can use bing and find out.

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

Her father certainly wasn't David Crosby.

Was it Robbin Crosby from Ratt?

If Burns isn’t throwing balls be hanging fucking curve balls for them to smash. Good lord 

Recall that Bing played golf frequently at Onion Creek in 70s.  

Just now, zlavydra said:

Was it Robbin Crosby from Ratt?

No, it was Bing Crosby.

Dear Lord, forgive me for starting the Crosby talk. And be with all the pygmys in new guinea 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

SEC network team can’t keep score 

You mean the Longhorn broadcast team? 

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