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So, it seems we are seeing a record setting amount of STD infections in the U.S. An Antibiotic resistant Chlamydia world is not a world you single guys want to live in.

Practice safe sex. Condoms are not just for sailors.

Last year, nearly 2.3 million US cases of these sexually transmitted diseases were diagnosed, according to preliminary data.

That's the highest number ever reported nationwide, breaking the record set in 2016 by more than 200,000 cases, according to the CDC.

 

Ya'll arrogant MFers thought AIDS was no big deal anymore and started raw dogging one night stands.  Now we gotta deal with syphilis again and resistant chlamydia.  Thanks!

 

Everything that’s it’s price.

 

if you fuck a lot, herpes is like a scraped knee

Everything that’s it’s price.
 
if you fuck a lot, herpes is like a scraped knee
Scraped knees heal.
Record setting amount of STD infections eh? 
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Easy there Eddie.

I'm good, not really sure how exactly but I am

saw a map yesterday, color-coded for rates of infection by zip code in San Diego county. 

 

Camp Pendleton was dark red.  Just sayin. 

Edited by Gil Bang

13 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I'm good, not really sure how exactly but I am

Same boat... I've fucked a lot and am going to fuck a lot more.  Never had a problem, got checked yesterday after NOLA and still don't have a problem from the quick labs.

In situations like this I just say "fuck it."

I banged a lot of skanks in my single days and never caught anything.  Sure, there were a couple nice girls just looking for a one night stand to say they did it, but not many.

Just wrap it up.  It's that fucking simple.  The next buddy I know to catch an STD that was wearing a rubber at the time will be the first.

now available over the counter in 50 states, puerto rico and cleveland.  

On 8/28/2018 at 9:02 PM, Lhorn said:

Ya'll arrogant MFers thought AIDS was no big deal anymore and started raw dogging one night stands.  Now we gotta deal with syphilis again and resistant chlamydia.  Thanks!

 

I’d bet the advent of plan B has a lot more to die with it. 

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

saw a map yesterday, color-coded for rates of infection by zip code in San Diego county. 

 

Camp Pendleton was dark red.  Just sayin. 

Gonna share the map or what? 

Same boat... I've fucked a lot and am going to fuck a lot more.  Never had a problem, got checked yesterday after NOLA and still don't have a problem from the quick labs.
In situations like this I just say "fuck it."

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I’d bet the advent of plan B has a lot more to die with it. 


Usually pulled out but when I didn't I always have cash for plan B. Except for that one stripper from XTC
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fucking with a condom sucks.

because you could slam a door on it and not feel a thing

9 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

 


Usually pulled out but when I didn't I always have cash for plan B. Except for that one stripper from XTC

 

as long as you pull out you really have nothing at all to worry about. 

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