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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just please don't let it be fucking Conners or Aberg. That's not nearly as fun. 

i'd have no problem with Aberg winning.  that guy is the truth.  he's been touted as the next great one.  if he won a green jacket in his second attempt, that would solidify his place in the elite category.  he's already world #5.  but a major so early in his career would go a long ways.

having said all that, i'm pulling for Rory.

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5 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i'm not digging the pin placement on 16.  i like the traditional Sunday pin on 16.

 

all of this. who cares this was the pin placement win nickalus won in 75

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

If you’re a middling 4 win with maybe a lucky major career 400 tournament/300 cut made $32m grinder (no pun intended) you absolutely take that NIV money. Like that skinny Australian kid whose name I can’t remember (Cam something?) who cashed his check the week after winning The Open, IIRC.

Cam Smith. Who was tracking to be a better player than the one you describe but hasn't done anything now since the Masters last year. 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

i'd have no problem with Aberg winning.  that guy is the truth.  he's been touted as the next great one.  if he won a green jacket in his second attempt, that would solidify his place in the elite category.  he's already world #5.  but a major so early in his career would go a long ways.

having said all that, i'm pulling for Rory.

I don't have anything against those guys just saying that in this context it would be a little underwhelming. 

"As we look at Scottie Scheffler how do you grade his week?"

"I've never seen him hit it worse"

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He'll be back.

Certainly feels like a two horse race. I guess I could see Aberg or (maybe) Lowry making a charge.

Cant believe I’m rooting for a Rory L against Bryson, but the whole Rory vs. Augusta narrative is so damn compelling. 

Cam Smith. Who was tracking to be a better player than the one you describe but hasn't done anything now since the Masters last year. 

My point exactly.

This morning sitting in church at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian I had Paramount coverage playing through my Bluetooth hearing aids while pretending to pay attention to Palm Sunday services.

My grandmother spun in her grave.
3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


My point exactly.

This morning sitting in church at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian I had Paramount coverage playing through my Bluetooth hearing aids while pretending to pay attention to Palm Sunday services.

My grandmother spun in her grave.

St. Andrews?  It’s a signGos wants you paying attention to the golf

5 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


My point exactly.

This morning sitting in church at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian I had Paramount coverage playing through my Bluetooth hearing aids while pretending to pay attention to Palm Sunday services.

My grandmother spun in her grave.

Did you at least wave the palm frond at the right time? 

"He's a mixture of an Adam Scott and a Roger Federer" he also reminds me of Wayne Gretzky and Mickey Mantle. 

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Aberg birdies the first!

Yeah maybe some nerves out there off the first tee...

Shaky start!

5 minutes ago, MrX said:

Aberg birdies the first!

he could definitely be a fly in the ointment.  he's a guy who could shoot 65, post -13, and see how Rory and Bryson hold up.

Bryson could pull a Phil from Kiawah and put the absolute brakes on all afternoon. Rory likes to play fast. 

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

he could definitely be a fly in the ointment.

A cold sore on the lip, in other words. A rash in the nether regions. 

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:


I’ve never even imagined having a penis (mine or any other) in my mouth, but I would have probably blown a hobo for a $150m check. 

Probably?  I’d do a whole lot worse than blow a Hobo for that kind of scratch.  

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holy shit.  John Legend sings a song called "Nerves," then Corey Connors misses a par putt from 1 foot.

Hysterical if Rory and Bryson really suck early and bring more players back into this tournament...  😋

Damn... come on Scottie, gotta make more putts today 😡

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I don't have anything against those guys just saying that in this context it would be a little underwhelming. 

A guy coming from 6 back on Sunday would be underwhelming?

Is the broadcast on youtubeTV all fucked up for anyone else?

Fine for me.

Yikes Rory
2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Is the broadcast on youtubeTV all fucked up for anyone else?

I am just watching it on the Masters app - the best sports viewing app 

Just now, Wally Fairway said:

I am just watching it on the Masters app - the best sports viewing app 

I was watching it on there this morning too.  Are you just watching the featured groups?

Fucking hell. At least Norman waited a few holes to start choking

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I was watching it on there this morning too.  Are you just watching the featured groups?

one of the channels is broadcast (ie Rory & BDC, so far) , I also have a second window open watching Amen corner (but you have to mute one, or it is super annoying)

 

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