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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

not sure if true ....

 

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It's not like they choose who to invite. It's mostly auto-qualifiers. 

I also don't really give a fuck if he took a leak somewhere. He's young and dumb and it's ultimately just a golf course. 

I mean they let Patrick Reed come play every year and he just cashed a 7 figure check today. 

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24 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Alright, Sheppard's pie, and whatever? Blood sausage? 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fun Yes GIF by Lilly Singh

 

he was the best player for 2 years ?

thats still im him 

issue #1 - can he qualify for the pga 

It was a decade ago now, he was a flash in the pan, sucks but it is what it is.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fun Yes GIF by Lilly Singh

 

he was the best player for 2 years ?

thats still im him 

issue #1 - can he qualify for the pga 

I don't think it's still in him, frankly. He's won twice since 2017 and it's been 3 years at that. 

I think he could get his shit together and snag another major or two but he's nowehere close to doing that currently. He can't string 4 rounds together at the crappier Tour stops let alone a PGA.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't think it's still in him, frankly. He's won twice since 2017 and it's been 3 years at that. 

I think he could get his shit together and snag another major or two but he's nowehere close to doing that currently. He can't string 4 rounds together at the crappier Tour stops let alone a PGA.

When he had the chance at the PGA that he lost to Jason Day and Day was out driving him by 30-40 yards it fucking ruined him. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't think it's still in him, frankly. He's won twice since 2017 and it's been 3 years at that. 

I think he could get his shit together and snag another major or two but he's nowehere close to doing that currently. He can't string 4 rounds together at the crappier Tour stops let alone a PGA.

 

An awkwardness unlike any other

You know some CBS guy in the trailer would love to put “Rich old white guy” under Fred Ridley’s name.
4 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

What an incredible finish. Happy for Rory.

 

that entire round and playoff hole was an amazing watch 

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9 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I can’t stand Rory. Such a blowhard. I root for his failure even if it means Fat Pat beats his ass today. Dream scenario would be Scottie in fire and Rory tanking. At the very least, gimme Bryson all day over this Irish clown. Go LIV. 

 

9 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t like LIV. Let me be clear. It diluted the talent from the greatest collection of talent in PGA history. But I don’t begrudge players that left, and Rory demonized them at Monahan’s behest, and berates fans that heckle him and takes away our guy’s phone. He insists upon being Tiger and goes way beyond what Tiger ever tried to do. And when Monahan fucked him, I find the entire ordeal delicious and will root for a non-Koepka LIV guy all day over Rory. And yes it would be delicious if Reed in particular beat Rory today. 

 

8 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

A bit of hyperbole but I think it’d be poetic because of all the shit talking Rory has done about the LIV golfers and the Ryder Cup bullshit. 

 

7 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Another reason to root against the angry little Irishman. 

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31 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I hope the kids are just as stubborn.

Prolly not, but I can dream

https://fortune.com/2025/04/12/homeowner-wont-sell-augusta-national-masters-tournament-georgia/

92 year old woman says fuck off and won't sell her house.

$215,000 median house price in Augusta in the year of our lord 2025?  I had heard Augusta is a dump outside the club but how bad is it?

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

$215,000 median house price in Augusta in the year of our lord 2025?  I had heard Augusta is a dump outside the club but how bad is it?

I’ve been twice and I’d compare it to Waco. 

This is wild. He's the only guy to wind up doing it after sitting on it for so many years. 

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1 minute ago, Party_Taco said:

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Bonkers stat… what a journey!

 

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This is wild. He's the only guy to wind up doing it after sitting on it for so many years. 

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You fucking dickhead. 

 

1 minute ago, Party_Taco said:

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Bonkers stat… what a journey!

He had 30 3’s and still had to fight for it. Nuts. 

Gentle Ben is getting old. Rambling a bit here on Golf Channel. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gentle Ben is getting old. Rambling a bit here on Golf Channel. 

he looks very rough for his age 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he looks very rough for his age 

He hits it hard. Or - used to.

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He hits it hard. Or - used to.

he looks 85

my uncle is older than him and looks 10 years younger 

26 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

He had 30 3’s and still had to fight for it. Nuts. 

Not a knock on you - shitty CBS vid only had 480 as a res option. Here's the Masters one with 720-60 and 1080-60.

 

 

7 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Yeah - T14 means he sucks

Oh please. He isn't in the same stratosphere as Rory or Scottie right now. And Augusta is friendly to his game. 

He isn't doing shit at Quail Hollow. I'd love to see him find his game again but he isn't winning a major this year. 

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Didn’t Speiths game go to shit after he switched to UnderArmor clubs or gear?

3 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Didn’t Speiths game go to shit after he switched to UnderArmor clubs or gear?

I think the gear, the hundred million dollars, and the wife all happened at roughly the same time. 

3 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Didn’t Speiths game go to shit after he switched to UnderArmor clubs or gear?

UnderArmour makes golf clubs now? Next you’re gonna tell me Nike is coming out with an updated version of the SQ driver.

11 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Didn’t Speiths game go to shit after he switched to UnderArmor clubs or gear?

 

he started tinkering with his swing after the Open win in 2017, especially that offseason. I think he started with distance then everything just kind of collapsed 

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How many have 3 but never finished it?

Trevino (Masters)

Mickelson (US Open, 2nd six fucking times)

Armour (Masters, started too late for him)

Barnes (Masters, started too late for him)

Hagen (Masters, started too late for him)

Nelson (The Open)

Snead (US Open, 2nd four times)

Palmer (PGA Championship)

Floyd (The Open)

Watson (PGA Championship)

Spieth (PGA Championship)

 

Only two men in the last 50 years have competed the Career Grand Slam.

Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy 

 

 

Didn’t Speiths game go to shit after he switched to UnderArmor clubs or gear?

Not a golfer I take it
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

the last time reebok won a major ...

 

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Which one?  Because that guy has two. 

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Yeah - T14 means he sucks

He was literally never in contention and finished 8 shots back. He’s borderline irrelevant at this point as a serious contender week to week let alone at a major. 

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