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893 entrants $25 fee, $25K prize pool and $5K for first. Pick one golfer from 8 tiers. 

All of a sudden I'm a huge Rose fan as you don't really expect top production from a guy in the 4th tier. Let's see how long the old chap can hold on. Currently sitting in a 10 way tie for 7th ($600)  at -10. Straka is shitting himself furiously, but my lower tier guys showed up. 

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I have Sepp in a lot of make the cut stuff. Fml

38 minutes ago, Blotto said:

893 entrants $25 fee, $25K prize pool and $5K for first. Pick one golfer from 8 tiers. 

All of a sudden I'm a huge Rose fan as you don't really expect top production from a guy in the 4th tier. Let's see how long the old chap can hold on. Currently sitting in a 10 way tie for 7th ($600)  at -10. Straka is shitting himself furiously, but my lower tier guys showed up. 

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How many guys are tier 1?

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How many guys are tier 1?

Scottie
Aberg
BDC
Morikawa
Hideki
Xander
JT
Koepka

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Scottie
Aberg
BDC
Morikawa
Hideki
Xander
JT
Koepka

Surely Rory is tier 1... if not then that Fleetwood pick is something else. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Surely Rory is tier 1... if not then that Fleetwood pick is something else. 

Yeah I left Rory out. He was T1 for certain.

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yeah I left Rory out. He was T1 for certain.

I was about to say. I get that he fucked his round up today but he has 7 top 10s in his last 11 there and has won twice already this season 😂

I think it would be more fun for stuff like that if they just took Scottie off the board entirely. Because who isn't taking him? Now - deciding between Rory, Aberg, BDC? That's how you spice things up.

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I was about to say. I get that he fucked his round up today but he has 7 top 10s in his last 11 there and has won twice already this season 😂

I think it would be more fun for stuff like that if they just took Scottie off the board entirely. Because who isn't taking him? Now - deciding between Rory, Aberg, BDC? That's how you spice things up.

Its funny, Scottie was only picked in 30% of all entries, which is the most of any player, but I would have guessed it would be higher. Maybe the rationale is that if everyone picks Scottie, it doesn't really matter how he does because it basically eliminates his value, so lots of people picked others as a differentiating feature in case Scottie has an off week. At least that was my thought when I considered others. But Scottie is so much better than anyone else in the field, I couldn't justify choosing someone else in the end. Maybe Rory, but fuck that guy, I'm sick of his twaty-ness and he constantly chokes in these things anyway. 

out of Tier 1: 

Scottie - 30%
Rory- 25%
Morikawa - 15%
everyone else was 2-6% except Hideki who was like .5%. 

Yeah, I keep seeing advice that to win your pool, you need to be contrarian and pick someone other than who everyone else is picking.  
Seems dumb 

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

Has helobious posted his picks?

Dude. Someone might die. 

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Great first round.  A classic Rory collapse was the perfect bow on proceedings.  Very interesting how hard 15 is now.  17 was also more compelling with death looming off the back. 

Believe it’s how deep the green is in total. 

15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

He may get a green jacket one day but it won’t be the next major he wins. He’s gotta get at least half that monkey off his back first. 

Rory's absolute best chance at that is next month.  PGA is at Rory's House, aka Quail Hollow.  Rory owns that course.  if he can't win that one, i don't know if/when it's gonna happen again.

Did you guys know that Bhatia is the first Drive, Chip, and Putt champ to ever play in the Masters???? Did you?

If you forget, we'll tell you again in about 15 minutes.

Just realized you can turn the commentators off on the Masters app...hell yes

Edited by Wilcox Cummingtonite

Btw there's still a lot of golf left and Rory just birdied 2... it's not like he shot a 78 yesterday. 

Curious to see what Rose does today and where the # winds up. 

Put Bryson in a featured group you cowards.

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Put Bryson in a featured group you cowards.

Just holed out of the bunker for birdie on #4 to get to -5.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Aaaaand just birdied #5.

Look out 

I hope he falls in a pond n theback anddrowns.

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15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I hope he falls in a pond n theback anddrowns.

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2 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Did you guys know that Bhatia is the first Drive, Chip, and Putt champ to ever play in the Masters???? Did you?

"Who has these hands to keep hitting these shots?!"

Why, I'm glad you asked, it's the first...

Ken Griffey Jr. being an official photographer at the Masters would have caused 12 year old me to faint. I still might.

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Colt Knost is terrible on the featured group coverage. 

4 minutes ago, MrX said:

Colt Knost is terrible on the featured group coverage. 

 

Is that the “color” guy that sounds a lot like zinger?

19 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Ken Griffey Jr. being an official photographer at the Masters would have caused 12 year old me to faint. I still might.

Really what can't Junior do? Still the rookie card I would love to own that I never was able to pull. 

Just looked at ESPN and they’re interviewing Rory’s ex at the tournament (not about him, obviously). I wonder if she’ll follow him at all over the weekend.

Matt McCarty's round is stupid. Starts 6, 6 on the first two holes. 8 birdies since.

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Just looked at ESPN and they’re interviewing Rory’s ex at the tournament (not about him, obviously). I wonder if she’ll follow him at all over the weekend.

Bijan on now FYI

Rory seems to have put those two terrible pitch shots from yesterday out of his mind.

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Nice recovery by Rory. Hit it into the pine straw but then knocked it onto the green with his 2nd shot. 

43 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Just looked at ESPN and they’re interviewing Rory’s ex at the tournament (not about him, obviously). I wonder if she’ll follow him at all over the weekend.

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18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Nice recovery by Rory. Hit it into the pine straw but then knocked it onto the green with his 2nd shot. 

Yeah just watched the replays. That's the best shot I've seen so far this week. Huge balls to go for that pin out of the pine straw.

I don't do gambling, but I'm guessing one could have made a fortune last night betting on Rory to be in the final group on Saturday.

9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I don't do gambling, but I'm guessing one could have made a fortune last night betting on Rory to be in the final group on Saturday.

...and probably still lost. But still.

I don't understand being a pro, at the masters and just spraying your driver all over the place 

 

Bryson birdied the 2nd, 4th and 6th hardest holes on the course today. 

26 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I don't do gambling, but I'm guessing one could have made a fortune last night betting on Rory to be in the final group on Saturday.

Idk about a fortune. He's Rory.

I mean seriously - everyone was acting like he shot a 79 yesterday. He was 4 back of everyone but Rose. 

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