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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Rory seems to have put those two terrible pitch shots from yesterday out of his mind.

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The thing is, goldfish have amazing memories.

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    Two days in, 5+ miles a day my feet fucking hurt, i’m down about 2000 at the pro shop but less than 100 at concessions. Absolutely fantastic weather. We’ve been getting up at 5:15 AM on the road by si

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23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I don't understand being a pro, at the masters and just spraying your driver all over the place 

 

What do they think they look like shooting those chili peppers up Lee Janzen’s ass

7 minutes ago, DigDug said:

The thing is, goldfish have amazing memories.

You’re thinking of an elephant 

Projected cut +3.

If that holds, DJ will miss by 1 after a double on the 18th. Koepka will miss by 3 after a quad on the 18th.

33 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Projected cut +3.

If that holds, DJ will miss by 1 after a double on the 18th. Koepka will miss by 3 after a quad on the 18th.

 

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Pretty sure someone threw Scottie’s ball back on #12

6 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Pretty sure someone threw Scottie’s ball back on #12

 

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15 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Pretty sure someone threw Scottie’s ball back on #12

 

That shit was fuckin nuts. 

Some big names snuck up the leaderboard today.

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I can’t stand these LIV douchebags wearing their team logos. 

6 minutes ago, Hate said:

I can’t stand these LIV douchebags wearing their team logos. 

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How did Scottie bogey 16? Did he dunk one?

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How did Scottie bogey 16? Did he dunk one?

Landed on the downslope, long putt, toast.  

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

How did Scottie bogey 16? Did he dunk one?

His par putt was tracking perfectly, then turned at the last second like it was scared of the hole.

cut at +2?  If so my generation is out(60).  We had Langer and Fred both looking to make the cut at +2 but both bogeyed late. 

 

 

I will happily go to my grave truthfully being able to say that I have never been a Phil fan. Not through his loveable loser phase, his smedium T-shirt phase, or his old guy who still has it phase. Not for one single second.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Scottie in the trees left off the tee at 18

18 has been kicking dude's asses today. It's playing at 4.6.

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Scottie in the trees left off the tee at 18

 

deep in there 

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I will happily go to my grave truthfully being able to say that I have never been a Phil fan. Not through his loveable loser phase, his smedium T-shirt phase, or his old guy who still has it phase. Not for one single second.

 

generational talent, literally all gas no brakes 

he played balls and top 5 short game ever

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6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I will happily go to my grave truthfully being able to say that I have never been a Phil fan. Not through his loveable loser phase, his smedium T-shirt phase, or his old guy who still has it phase. Not for one single second.

I guess I just hate golfers less overall than the gentry in this thread. 

If I’m reading things correctly, Fred couples finishes his 2025 masters tournament one shot better than brooks koepka. 

Scottie lasered that 3rd shot over the green, but he got a nice kick save from an elderly man.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

And Jordan is in the trees to the right off the tee at 18.

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Spieth never had a chance this week. 

Scottie is going to need to dig deep this weekend with a couple dogs in front of him. 

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Spieth never had a chance this week. 

Scottie is going to need to dig deep this weekend with a couple dogs in front of him. 

 

spieth's winning days are over 

he's lucky he won a fluke us open on a non us open course + his caddy had deep ties to the course. well played 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

generational talent, literally all gas no brakes 

he played balls and top 5 short game ever

Don't get me wrong, I greatly enjoyed the entertainment value that his gunslinger approach brought to television...

...just never gave a shit if he won a single tournament in his life.

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13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

spieth's winning days are over 

he's lucky he won a fluke us open on a non us open course + his caddy had deep ties to the course. well played 

I'm not a big Spieth guy but that's not a fair take. In his prime he was tearing up any course you could throw at him. He just burned a little too hot. 

I'd be shocked if he ever wins another major. 

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not a big Spieth guy but that's not a fair take. In his prime he was tearing up any course you could throw at him. He just burned a little too hot. 

I'd be shocked if he ever wins another major. 

 

he had a hell of a short run

maybe he needs weed in his life. a pga championship is possible, if he can clear his mind 

 

 

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You know Rose is gonna fall apart tomorrow. Bryson may spoil the Scottie/Rory Sunday final pairing though. 
 

Still like Lowry as a darkhorse. Guy is nails. 

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Two days in, 5+ miles a day my feet fucking hurt, i’m down about 2000 at the pro shop but less than 100 at concessions. Absolutely fantastic weather. We’ve been getting up at 5:15 AM on the road by six standing in line by 6:30. on Thursday We did the honorary starters then dropped a chair on the rope directly behind the flag onto hole 2, pin was right in front of us, if you watch the broadcast, you saw me. Bhatia hit his second into a chair to my left. They had to move everything and give him some space. Then they moved all the shit back and then Bryson hit the same damn chair in the next threesome, had to move everything again, and then Shane Lowry hit one into the crowd to my right. So at one point, I’ve got Bryson a few feet away to my left and Shane a few feet away to my right. I never had to move, but everybody else did. Then Rory was right in front of me. We watched everyone come through 2 and then walked all around the course. Today we were dawn patrol again and grabbed a spot on the rope on 16 but directly behind 15 so we could watch the approaches (lay up or go) from 15 as well as see 16 very well. By the way, a range finder is a great thing to bring to the masters. We left our chairs and then went and sat in someone else’s chairs on 2 for a couple of hours. After we grabbed some lunch, we went to 10 and chased Rose from 10-13 just squatting peoples chairs then sat in the grandstands at 15 and watched them come in, and then went to our chairs on 16 and watched everybody else from there. I’m gassed. Two more days of this. I’m missing the Tour box at the Players, the Masters ain’t no day the spa. Those hills are no joke. 

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