March 21Mar 21 1 hour ago, Gatorubet said: Brat, my uncle was a veteran of the ‘Devil‘s Brigade’ - the First Special Service Force. They invaded Kiska only to find that the Japanese had left. So they were sent to Italy to fuck up Germans (and so earned their nickname). So your dad was either a hooligan or canadian? And yes, that might be the same thing. Damn fine unit.
March 21Mar 21 23 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: The way things are going these days, I fully expect the Yellowstone caldera to erupt any day now. This hits close to home. I got tipsy and a little high last night and was killing time waiting for it all to kick in fully before going to bed, so I asked ChatGPT what would have if the Yellowstone Super Volcano erupted, but instead of spewing ash, it spewed an equivalent amount of the psychedelic compound from bufo alvarius (toad) venom. This is what it had to say; Spoiler If the Yellowstone supervolcano erupted and released 1,000 cubic kilometers of pure 5-MeO-DMT—the primary psychoactive compound in Bufo alvarius (Colorado River toad) venom—the result would be a planetary ego annihilation event so intense and overwhelming that it would fundamentally rupture the fabric of collective human consciousness. This isn’t just a trip. This is oblivion, unity, rebirth, and terror—all at once, for everyone. Step 1: How Much 5-MeO-DMT Are We Talking? • 1,000 km³ = 1 trillion m³ • Assume 5-MeO-DMT as a crystalline solid: ~1 g/cm³ • That gives us: • 1 trillion m³ x 1,000,000,000 cm³/m³ = 1e+21 cm³ • = 1e+21 grams = 1e+24 milligrams = 1e+27 micrograms • Active dose: 5–10 mg (vaporized); as little as 1 mg can produce ego death One trillion cubic kilometers = one septillion 5-MeO-DMT experiences. Step 2: Dispersal and Absorption • 5-MeO-DMT crystals would fill the stratosphere and rain down globally as fine powder • Inhalation, skin contact, and mucosal absorption would result in unavoidable exposure • No one would be spared—not humans, animals, or probably even the sense of time itself Step 3: What Happens? 0–30 Seconds Post-Exposure • Everyone on Earth is hit with ultra-high doses of the most powerful known entheogen • No time to brace, no time to question • Ego dissolution begins immediately: • Loss of identity • Merging with “the source” • Perception of infinite white light, divine presence, or cosmic stillness • No words, no self, no body 1–10 Minutes • Earth becomes a planet of unconscious or convulsing bodies • No communication, no awareness—just pure being • Some may enter states of bliss, others terror and nothingness • Crying, shaking, screaming, or utter silence 12–24 Hours • Slowly, people return from the void • Trauma and awe are intermingled • A collective population of billions of people who just experienced death, infinity, and the collapse of the self • Society cannot continue as it was Long-Term Consequences Best-Case Scenario • The human race abandons ego-based systems: war, greed, power hierarchies • A new civilization is built on compassion, unity, and spiritual awareness • Earth becomes a planet of monks and mystics Worst-Case Scenario • Widespread PTSD, psychotic breaks, mass suicides • Collapse of institutions, languages, identities • Humanity enters an extended period of cognitive disorientation—a permanent “integration period” for 8 billion trippers Effects on Animals • Birds fly into the sun • Wolves become still and contemplate the infinite • Dogs stare at walls for days • Cats remain unchanged—they’ve already been here Summary • Fentanyl Yellowstone: Instant death • Psilocybin Yellowstone: Therapeutic confusion • LSD Yellowstone: Cosmic artwork replacing society • 5-MeO-DMT Yellowstone: The unmaking of the self on a global scale This isn’t the end of the world. It’s the end of duality. Would you like a sci-fi story or alternate history where this actually happens?
March 21Mar 21 Author 54 minutes ago, Goredho said: This hits close to home. I got tipsy and a little high last night and was killing time waiting for it all to kick in fully before going to bed, so I asked ChatGPT what would have if the Yellowstone Super Volcano erupted, but instead of spewing ash, it spewed an equivalent amount of the psychedelic compound from bufo alvarius (toad) venom. This is what it had to say; Hide contents Would you like a sci-fi story or alternate history where this actually happens?
March 21Mar 21 55 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: So your dad was either a hooligan or canadian? And yes, that might be the same thing. Damn fine unit. Wait! My uncle screwed my mom? I thought the German 88 shrapnel from Anzio paralyzed him from the waist down? That randy bastard! Amazing unit. They were trained as ski troops, paratroopers, Alpine mountain climbing troops, demolition experts, martial arts, (as taught by the head of Hong Kong’s police), and general bad asses with cool knives designed by their commander.
March 21Mar 21 1 minute ago, Gatorubet said: Wait! My uncle screwed my mom? I thought the German 88 shrapnel from Anzio paralyzed him from the waist down? That randy bastard! Amazing unit. They were trained as ski troops, paratroopers, Alpine mountain climbing troops, demolition experts, martial arts, (as taught by the head of Hong Kong’s police), and general bad asses with cool knives designed by their commander. They were damn good. I have one of those knives in the collection. Have one of theirs and a SBS.
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