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I've never heard of the word Larripun' before. Don't say this website can't teach you anything.

Need to hit some of these places. Had a whataburger last night and still confused by all the love for them. The driest burgers I’ve ever eaten. 

11 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Need to hit some of these places. Had a whataburger last night and still confused by all the love for them. The driest burgers I’ve ever eaten. 

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Need to hit some of these places. Had a whataburger last night and still confused by all the love for them. The driest burgers I’ve ever eaten. 


Have we not started the dumbass opinion thread over here yet?
Need to hit some of these places. Had a whataburger last night and still confused by all the love for them. The driest burgers I’ve ever eaten. 


What the fuck
Just now, Tailgate said:

IDGAF what y’all think but it’s not close to my top burgers in ATX.

Because it's a fast food burger, doofus. But it's a goddamn awesome fast food burger. Pull your head out of your ass.

Talking about your truffle brie cheese burger made from grain free beef?

My in-laws have a ranch in Jacksboro. The Herdburger is fucking legit.

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The Herdburger is fucking legit.

Testify!

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

Need to hit some of these places. Had a whataburger last night and still confused by all the love for them. The driest burgers I’ve ever eaten. 

Why don't you just throw a Horns down, piss on the Alamo and burn a Texas flag while you're at it?

As to the best burger question, it is at Perini Ranch steakhouse in Buffalo Gap.

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

Need to hit some of these places. Had a whataburger last night and still confused by all the love for them. The driest burgers I’ve ever eaten. 

Your mom's burger wasn't dry last night.

You're all wrong. Ask someone named Stacey Leasca from something called Southern Living.   There seems like plenty of fruitcakes in this city now that would cry ugly. 

 

Absolutely one of the best burgers I've ever eaten,” one person said. “Their fries make me want to ugly cry because they're so DARN GOOD,” another added. In fact, the list of praise for this place is so long you’d think these reviews were for a world-famous restaurant headed up by an equally famous chef. But, nope, these five-star reviews are all for the most beloved place in Austin: P. Terry’s.

https://www.southernliving.com/travel/texas/p-terrys-austin

I don't remember the last time I ate a hamburger that wasn't cooked outside on a grill.

2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

That place reminds me of Health Camp on the circle in Waco.

Sadly it's fallen off. I wouldn't even put it in the top 10 burgers of Waco anymore.

Health Camp burgers didn't knock me out but the milkshake was mighty tasty.

There was a place called Jim's in Arlington. Kumbak Burger. Fucking amazing. That was 15 yrs ago before it closed due to Health Dept. #1

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5 hours ago, TornACL said:

I've never heard of the word Larripun' before. Don't say this website can't teach you anything.

description of a food so tasty it makes your tongue slap your brains out

The Shell station just south of Bellville, across the street from the junior high. Thank me later. Jesus Christ those are good burgers. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Your mom's burger wasn't dry last night.

It probably had some the mayo I left behind.

Fred's in Fort Worth Serrano burger is pretty legit. Had a Hatch Chile Cheeseburger their on Sunday. very tasty.

For those in FW, growing up we hit Kincaides frequently. I haven’t eaten there in 20+ years, burger still legit?

1 minute ago, LW Goatman said:

For those in FW, growing up we hit Kincaides frequently. I haven’t eaten there in 20+ years, burger still legit?

its not bad. I go to the original location on Camp Bowie. love the fries but I like Fred's, Charley's and Rodeo Goat better. 

1 hour ago, Errestaurants said:

Fred's in Fort Worth Serrano burger is pretty legit. Had a Hatch Chile Cheeseburger their on Sunday. very tasty.

Diablo Burger from Fred's is my hands down number 1. 

 

Also do yourself a favor and get a Herd burger in Jacksboro. Actually get two and eat the other one for lunch the next day. Best reheated burger on Earth. 

1 minute ago, RPM said:

That 2nd burger has a snowball's chance in hell of making it to the next day. Be lucky to make it to the parking lot.

Get three?

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13 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

get two and eat the other one for lunch the next day.

That 2nd burger has a snowball's chance in hell of making it to the next day. Be lucky to make it to the parking lot.

Been eating Herd’s since the early 80’s. Great burgers. Double meat double cheese for the win!  Always stopped there on the way to Austin from Wichita Falls. 

 

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I have to laugh. I think it's funny that Tailgate is getting his ass handed to him. That's just good stuff.

Need to hit some of these places. Had a whataburger last night and still confused by all the love for them. The driest burgers I’ve ever eaten. 
I hate you and the asshole who liked your post, chickensandwich.
2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I hate you and the asshole who liked your post, chickensandwich.

At least his username checks out.

For the dive place that's been around forever -- is Broiler Burger in Bellaire still there?

https://mr-hamburger.com/

 

This place is in Huntsville and kills it.  Been around since 59 and right across from the Walls it took on the prison flair for naming burgers.   I've been eating there since the late 80s and the place is legit.  Going to try the one in B/CS soon. 

I love these old school places that have really good food.  Thanks for the suggestions on others.

To me, Whataburger experience goes up tremendously when i remember to get the bun toasted.  They used to toast all the buns on the griddle and I grew up on them that way. 

I live 20 minutes from Jacksboro and Herd’s is great. That being said, I’ll still take Schroeder’s in Thorndale as my all time best burger. Fred’s in Fort Worth is a must as well.
Schroeder's is great. Have lunch there and then drive to Taylor for dinner at Ed's Place.

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5 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

https://mr-hamburger.com/

 

This place is in Huntsville and kills it.  Been around since 59 and right across from the Walls it took on the prison flair for naming burgers.   I've been eating there since the late 80s and the place is legit.  Going to try the one in B/CS soon. 

I love these old school places that have really good food.  Thanks for the suggestions on others.

Fuck yes. I came to post this place. The old sparky kills it.

"Deep-fried beef patty topped with lettuce, pickles, Ranch and Texas-in-July sauce "

New Baden General Store used to have a great burger. 

4 hours ago, Whatever said:

Schroeder's is great. Have lunch there and then drive to Taylor for dinner at Ed's Place.

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6 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

To me, Whataburger experience goes up tremendously when i remember to get the bun toasted.  They used to toast all the buns on the griddle and I grew up on them that way. 

Tell them Texas Toast instead of the bun

Boots Burger in Rockwall used to be badass.  I haven't had one in years though.  About as old-school as it gets.

 

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On 8/29/2018 at 2:17 PM, TXLNGHRN10 said:

Andice General Store has a solid burger

It'll be a while before you get another one of these

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It'll be a while before you get another one of these
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That sucks. I haven't been there, but my Dad loves it. Apparently they used to have a sign that said "Beer, Andice".

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