April 10Apr 10 8 minutes ago, Pancho said: Arceneaux from UH in the portal…. 🤔 Not surprising, he didn't play much in the NCAA tourney
April 10Apr 10 On 4/9/2025 at 12:57 PM, Derka said: i woke up, saw that the topic was “hot”, figured we must have gotten a commitment from traore. nope. 70 posts later, and it’s just the same three people arguing back and forth about steve sarkisian. way to go guys. you derka’d the thread. See how annoying it is now? 😁
April 11Apr 11 EvanMiya has Texas with the 15th best transfer class (so far) - based on quality and quantity 3rd in the SEC behind Kentucky (#2) and Tennessee (#3)
April 11Apr 11 Miller added Kenya Hunter to the staff. He used to coach with Miller at Xavier and most recently was under Woodson at Indiana. Also coached under Hurley at Uconn
April 11Apr 11 i’m pleased with the transfer business so far, but i can’t help but feel like i’m more excited that our coach isn’t RT than i am that it is miller. i mean that’s the guy we’re hiring. nothing he did before then really matters, as a)it was forever ago, b)he was cheating, and c)he hasn’t done anything notable since everyone else was allowed to pay players. i’m sure the offense will be better (very low bar), but miller’s defensive numbers kinda suck, and frankly his offensive numbers generally aren’t anything to write home about either. sigh. this really is such an underwhelming hire. we’ll be better, but i seriously doubt we end up being regularly competitive in this league under sean miller.
April 11Apr 11 if his adjD at Texas is anything like it has been over the last 7 years then we’re going to have to go full alabama on offense to compete for league titles and top 4 seeds. Just now, Js1 said: Here we go again. Derka’s turn today. this is the thread where we talk about the head coach, not the safe space where we only sunshine pump and fellate the new coach. don’t like it? move on to hornfans.
April 11Apr 11 3 minutes ago, Js1 said: Here we go again. Derka’s turn today. Tread lightly or I'm stepping in as well!
April 11Apr 11 2 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: @BornAndRaised posted this in recruiting thread That's one shiny ass forehead.
April 11Apr 11 well i hate to be that guy again, but im not sure how else im supposed to react: what exactly did this guy do for IU? that program has been terrible, and hiring from them certainly doesn’t scream “slam dunk hire”. sounds like more of miller bringing along his friends from his previous coaching gigs. not what i want to see. so far miller is way more in line with shaka in terms of hiring than he is with beard. not a fan.
April 11Apr 11 Good news - we suck at bball it can only get better bad news - we suck at bball it can only get better
April 11Apr 11 Just now, Pancho said: are you excited by this hire? do you have even one single reason to think this is a good hire? you guys do this every single time, and you never learn. when i say “shaka sucks”, you guys get mad about it for years on end. when i say, “beard is the man, he’s going to do awesome at Texas” y’all are all, “hell yeah, i know that’s right!!!” you get upset every time i don’t slurp every single move that Texas makes. you can’t handle anything that isn’t blind optimism. you guys are built for hornfans. dead serious: go start a safe space thread if that’s what you want so badly. this thread is not your safe space.
April 11Apr 11 Derka ruining another thread by coaching discussion derailment! Go figure! I trust 1000% in Sean Miller to lead Texas to a national championship!
April 11Apr 11 13 minutes ago, Js1 said: Derka would find a way to complain about a hand job and an SEC title from Miller and you’ll find a way to bitch about any post that isn’t 100% sunshine pumping bullshit. at least my posts are about the actual thread topic. your whiny bullshit only serves to derail the thread and adds nothing. seriously- this site isn’t for you. www.hornfans.com. go, with everyone’s blessing. Edited April 11Apr 11 by Derka
April 11Apr 11 14 minutes ago, Js1 said: Derka would find a way to complain about a hand job and an SEC title from Miller To be fair, I'm not sure Miller would give a good hand job. I wouldn't complain about the title though.
April 11Apr 11 21 minutes ago, Js1 said: Derka would find a way to complain about a hand job and an SEC title from Miller That's gay bro
April 11Apr 11 4 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: To be fair, I'm not sure Miller would give a good hand job. I wouldn't complain about the title though. I mean, he’s a dude. Got more practice than any woman on earth.
April 11Apr 11 2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: I mean, he’s a dude. Got more practice than any woman on earth. You might want to ask a gay friend about that assumption. Besides, he's got a lot of practice wiping his own ass too but that don't mean he can wipe mine to my satisfaction.
April 11Apr 11 5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: I mean, he’s a dude. Got more practice than any woman on earth. You trying to say my basketball coach has masterbaited?
April 11Apr 11 1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said: You trying to say my basketball coach has masterbaited? Certainly more than the BYU coach?
April 11Apr 11 Good grief, I try to catch up on this thread from the last week and it’s nothing but regards typing stupid shit.
April 11Apr 11 2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said: regards typing stupid shit https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/
April 11Apr 11 15 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said: Besides, he's got a lot of practice wiping his own ass too but that don't mean he can wipe mine to my satisfaction. This is Surly, we use bidets. So I guess he just blows water on our assholes.
April 11Apr 11 1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said: Your fetish is another man blowing water in your asshole?
April 11Apr 11 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said: Your fetish is another man blowing water in your asshole? Give it a try on CTJ next time you’re nose deep in there.
April 11Apr 11 Just now, Hank_Hill said: Give it a try on CTJ next time you’re nose deep in there. I'll just get a water hose and social distance
April 11Apr 11 9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Your fetish is another man blowing water in your asshole? I thought we established the safe space Guess not
April 11Apr 11 10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Your fetish is another man blowing water in your asshole?
April 11Apr 11 14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Your fetish is another man blowing water in your asshole? Water is gender neutral.
April 11Apr 11 20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Your fetish is another man blowing water in your asshole? $5 bucks is $5 bucks.
April 11Apr 11 53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: I only drink ciswater. You definitely drink alkaline water
April 11Apr 11 3 hours ago, Derka said: and you’ll find a way to bitch about any post that isn’t 100% sunshine pumping bullshit. at least my posts are about the actual thread topic. your whiny bullshit only serves to derail the thread and adds nothing. seriously- this site isn’t for you. www.hornfans.com. go, with everyone’s blessing.
April 11Apr 11 2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Derka talking about safe spaces is rich Omg just go to Horns Fans already, snowflake!!!!!
April 11Apr 11 5 minutes ago, Js1 said: Omg just go to Horns Fans already, snowflake!!!!! The proper nomenclature on Surly is pussy.
April 11Apr 11 3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Derka talking about safe spaces is rich LOL. based on what, exactly? i would love to hear you expound on this. the very reason that so many of you don’t like me is because i am critical of your favorite team or your favorite coach (or tv show) and you can’t handle it. that’s been the dynamic here for 20 years. i give an opinion that’s against the grain and y’all cry about it. rinse and repeat. i have never been the one to need a safe space from dissenting opinions, im the guy giving the dissenting opinions. “i don’t like derka, therefore everything that’s negative applies to him.” lol okie dokie. Edited April 11Apr 11 by Derka
April 11Apr 11 I mean, mods have had to have talks with posters about how to handle discussion with you to avoid a psychosis spiral. If that doesn’t scream safe space idk what does. Seems to be working though.
April 11Apr 11 23 minutes ago, Js1 said: Omg just go to Horns Fans already, snowflake!!!!! you say this as if you haven’t been actively whining about every single post that isn’t 100% sunshine pumping. you only want to see positive, optimistic posts in this thread. it’s dumb, the number of times y’all need to be reminded that the very reason shaggy was formed was to get away from exactly that. seriously, basically every single other UT forum on the internet works that way. reddit, hornfans, 24/7, they all cater to people who can’t handle any criticism of the teams, players, and coaches. this is the one, single one that doesn’t. if you’re just going to clutter the thread with whiny posts about people being critical of players and coaches then just go to any other forum out there and enjoy yourself in your bubble. stop spending time here being all proud of yourself for whining about actual basketball discussion taking place.
April 11Apr 11 13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: I mean, mods have had to have talks with posters about how to handle discussion with you to avoid a psychosis spiral. If that doesn’t scream safe space idk what does. Seems to be working though. immamac has banned me for nothing more times than i can count, and bob hates my guts more than all of you combined. you are *high* if you think that either one of them would ever go out of their way to give me special treatment (unless it’s negative special treatment). motown got banned by bob four times because motown kept breaking the rules. that has absolutely nothing to do with me requesting some safe space. i did not reach out to bob because of motown, bob reached out to me because of motown. it takes a lot to get banned around here (for most), and of all the posters on this entire site i’m the last one with the power to make either of those mods do anything. Edited April 11Apr 11 by Derka
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