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Just starting this thread so we can give her props for all the asinine lawsuits she signs her name to. 
 

Jasmine Crockett knocked that bleach blonde bad built butch back in her place. 
 

 

 

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A reminder that in 2013 Trump gave $25,000 to her PAC; subsequently she quit pursuing charges of fraud against him and Trump University.

 

 

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3 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Would.

Run over with my truck.

13 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Just starting this thread so we can give her props for all the asinine lawsuits she signs her name to. 
 

Jasmine Crockett knocked that bleach blonde bad built butch back in her place. 
 

 

 

After seeing her face, at least now I understand the term"apple cheeks".

51 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

Pam thinks "words have consequences" in this dystopia that Trump and co have fostered?

Bitch, please ...

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7 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Make-Up Meme GIF by Justin
 

 

 

Crockett: “ Bitch, please!” 

On 3/23/2025 at 6:52 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Jasmine Crockett knocked that bleach blonde bad built butch back in her place. 

The Democrats are in good shape with ole Jasmine becoming a party leader.  Lulz.

She was raised in Florida, the child of a Florida politician. I will never be surprised at the lengths to which she will go to sit at the table of power.

Wasn’t she involved in the hanging chad bullshit? 

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47 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Wasn’t she involved in the hanging chad bullshit? 


they all were

39 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

That 70S Show Lol GIF by IFC
 

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Shocked. 

Shocked.

 

28 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Short of some heavy-duty fuckery during voire dire, good luck getting a conviction in NYC on this one, let alone a death sentence.

I'm with you on the sentiment, but I think if you are serious about "good luck getting a conviction" you haven't been south of Midtown, like ever.

Chelsea, West Village, Greenwich, SoHo, Tribeca, Wall St., FiDi... Plenty of Insurance bootlickers to kiss the ring and the guy was clearly guilty, circumstantially of course.

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If I were on the jury the worst he'd have to worry about is a hung jury.

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The Democrats are in good shape with ole Jasmine becoming a party leader.  Lulz.

Always amusing to see what topics bring you folks out of hiding these days.

Outspoken black woman? CHECK!
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If I were on the jury the worst he'd have to worry about is a hung jury.

 

Luigi should stand up and say 

 

 

 

I'd stand up and cheer if I were on that jury. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Horrible bitch

 

 

That's so disingenuous.

A first-year law student sees through that position.

 

13 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

You can tell she's a yuge cunt just from her tone and speech patterns. 

Also from the echo that comes from between her legs

It shouldn't be unbelievable, but I find it so unbelievable that all we heard for months was "The DOJ will no longer be weaponized!!". Then like the day after this stupid cunt becomes the AG, she's standing on the White House lawn yelling "I will do whatever Emperor Trump says to do!". And everyone just nods their head, like they're watching something normal happen. 

Imagine all that hate because you can’t swim for shit and tied for… checks notes… 5th. 5th! 
 

Fuck that bitch. 

The Leticia James fraudulent mortgage application lawsuit is going to be must see TV.

On 4/10/2025 at 3:03 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

She’d do well in North Korea. 
 

 

Not just because of the current President, but I'd be 100% behind the idea of removing portraits of Presidents, VPs, Secretaries, etc. from all public buildings around the world.  We are (supposed to be) a nation of laws, not of men (or women).

Even more silly.  I am annoyed when I see the name of the current agricultural commissioner name on gas station inspection stickers.  So, I know I have issues.

  • 4 weeks later...

Pam Bondi Spilled Epstein Secrets to Bogus ‘Nanny’ at Brunch

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Days before she announced “thousands of videos” of evidence in the Jeffrey Epstein case, Attorney General Pam Bondi was secretly recorded sharing the information with a woman at a restaurant pretending to be a nanny.

The woman turned out to be wearing a hidden camera for O’Keefe Media Group, the latest venture of MAGA provocateur James O’Keefe.

O’Keefe shared a 15-second clip of the video Thursday showing Bondi eating brunch in a restaurant. A woman who had just approached her asks, “Do you know when the Epstein files are going to get released?”

“Um, we hope soon,” Bondi answers. “The FBI has been on them.”

“OK, any dates?” the woman presses as Bondi tries to ignore her and keep eating.

“No, you know what it is, though? There are tens and thousands of videos and it’s all with little kids. So, they have to go through every one [of them],” Bondi says.

The video doesn’t show what happened before or after those few lines of conversation.

O’Keefe, the founder of Project Veritas, has been accused for years of publishing videos that are deceptively edited to misrepresent their subjects. In 2023 he was forced out of the company he founded and sued for allegedly bullying staff and misusing funds. Around the same time, he was also the subject of a criminal investigation.

The Daily Beast has reached out to the Department of Justice for comment.

During his segment, O’Keefe said the woman wearing the hidden camera had identified herself as a nanny, though he didn’t say how or why that came up in conversation. Bondi doesn’t have any children.

But on Wednesday, nine days after O’Keefe says the recording was made, Bondi told reporters about the videos for the first time.

“There are tens of thousands of videos of Epstein with children or child porn,” she said at a press conference. “There are hundreds of victims, and no one victim will ever get released. It’s just the volume, and that’s what they’re going through right now.”

O’Keefe claims Bondi made the announcement after his team reached out to her on May 1 revealing the hidden camera recording and asking why the American people had never been made aware of the videos.

“We would love the opportunity to sit down with the Attorney General to get further clarification” on her comments, O’Keefe Media Group wrote in an email.

In an article on his website, O’Keefe wrote that “no formal response was provided,” without elaborating. Days later, Bondi later used almost the exact same wording during Wednesday’s press conference, the article said.

Jeffrey Epstein (second from right) had many powerful and influential friends, including (from left to right) Donald Trump, the future Melania Trump and British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell. / Davidoff Studios/Getty Images

“Does this show that a government apparatus is still working behind the scenes to protect powerful people involved in the scandal?” O’Keefe said during his segment revealing the secret recording.

For months Bondi has vowed to release new bombshell evidence in the case of Epstein, the American financier and sex offender who killed himself in jail in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.

She faced a MAGA mutiny in March after releasing binders full of “new” information that turned out to be mostly documents that were already publicly available. At the time, she blamed the FBI for not providing anything revelatory.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

 

 

 Bondi doesn’t have any children.
 

How is this possible from the party of “we need white babies”? 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 Bondi doesn’t have any children.
 

How is this possible from the party of “we need white babies”? 

maybe no seed can find purchase. what with being dead inside and all

1 minute ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Would you fuck her?

What if you met her in a bar 20 years ago and she didn’t talk much. 

weird that's where your mind goes, but no. I would not. i tend to think I have a pretty balanced approach when it comes to thinking with both heads and she's an evil, dumb, propagandist. my big head would not let the little head get involved

I guess I don't have the class and dignity that you possess, because younger Gil would have plowed all 3 holes with no ragrets.

I mean, that right there is the reason the term "hate fuck" came about.  

24 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I guess I don't have the class and dignity that you possess, because younger Gil would have plowed all 3 holes with no ragrets.

yeah, but I ain't younger LF68 anymore and my mind and dick got connected somewhere along the way. I'm ok with it

50 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Would you fuck her?

Not even with your hanging chad. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, but I ain't younger LF68 anymore and my mind and dick got connected somewhere along the way. I'm ok with it

well, at my "advanced" age, I'm right there with you, but sometimes I reminisce about the good old days.  Not saying I was without standards; not at all.  No way I'm fucking one of Vic's sweathogs, even at my horniest and drunkest.

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

well, at my "advanced" age, I'm right there with you, but sometimes I reminisce about the good old days.  Not saying I was without standards; not at all.  No way I'm fucking one of Vic's sweathogs, even at my horniest and drunkest.

I wasn't asking political questions at 21. I know for a fact I bedded some vapid "Pam Bondi"s in my day as they befriended me on the socials later. Pearl and cross wearing Republicans now.

2 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Would you fuck her?

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2 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Would you fuck her?

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