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Just now, Zepol87 said:

Yea that happened

WTF was Winks doing? He played the whole team onside?!?!

As my coach used to say.... Stop standing around with your dick in your hand

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liverpool has definitely dominated the first 15 mins.

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either pool's players are all hopped up on cocaine or they are going to fade fast as the game goes on...they are sprinting at like 110% on every ball.

30 minutes ago, sidis said:

either pool's players are all hopped up on cocaine or they are going to fade fast as the game goes on...they are sprinting at like 110% on every ball.

Clearly you’ve never watched a Liverpool game under Klopp

Holden and Nash look weird as shit next to each other as team top button

2 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Damn Sturridge, that was viscous (although unintentional)

And should have been a goal

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

And should have been a goal

He slid and put a foot through the keepers crotch.  I wouldn't have had a problem if the goal stood, but I understand call.

Liverpool also kind of spursy there

Just now, WBT said:

Liverpool also kind of spursy there

Yeah, but it isn't like PSG is some sort of mental giant in games like this.  This free kick give away is in a bad spot.

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fairly lame build up but great finish by mbappe.

Damn, that was a nice finish by Firmino.

Guess that's more dollars to buy footballers, not for terrorists.

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Great winner

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hell of a shot from firmino...

I watched the last 30 minutes or so of Weston & Shalke vs Porto.  He covered a large amount of ground but they didn't look that good as a team in possession.

1 hour ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Well, that came out of nowhere.  Maybe PSG won't completely roll over.

Announcer: They will.

2 hours ago, drt said:

I watched the last 30 minutes or so of Weston & Shalke vs Porto.  He covered a large amount of ground but they didn't look that good as a team in possession.

McKennie did have the assist on Schalke's goal

PSG's decision to go with a 4-0-3 formation was interesting to say the least.

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

PSG's decision to go with a 4-0-3 formation was interesting to say the least.

Especially since the front 3 don't track back.

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Especially since the front 3 don't track back.

The lack of effort from their front 3 to help or even press was insane. How many times was TAA wide open for the out because Neymar was standing around? 

22 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

wow! that third AJAX goal was sick!

ARGENTINA!!

ARGENTINA!!

ARGENTINA!!

ARGENTINA!!

There was no question of whether he was going for goal on that shot. He made no effort to put any spin on the ball to curve it in, he struck it straight and then looked directly at the keeper to see if he was still forward enough for the ball to clear him and land in the back side netting. 

The albiceleste could have used some of that in Russia  🇷🇺.

 

Soccer Nose Candy Question:

What are players shoving up their nose before their walkout onto the field?

The captain of Valencia appeared to have some Kleenex in one nostril as he was in the tunnel chatting with the little girl that he was going to lead out onto the field. I thought that maybe he’d gotten a bloody nose, but then I noticed that he had shit in BOTH nostrils. 

Ive seen players sniffing what I imagine are ammonia capsules right before taking the field, but I’ve never seen a player just standing around with shit stuffed up both nostrils. 

Can someone ‘splain-me what I’m seeing?

PS- Mandzukic & Khedira should each have goals in the first 17 minutes of the Valencia vs Juventus match. 

I think it's Vicks Vapo-Rub. 

I've seen a couple LFC players smear it on their jerseys and under their noses.

I wish TNT had a scorebug in the upper right hand corner with scores from the other matches. 

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just slapped a leg at it, cross/shot, whatever. It went in.

https://streamable.com/qzy6d

I think that it was a speculative shot that he intended to cause trouble for the keeper and if he hit it just right, he might even score. 

I don’t think that he conspired it a pass, but if a rebound was knocked in by a teammate, well that would be fine as well. 

 

SIDE NOTE: The Valencia keeper just made two sick saves from close range, while on the ground, to deny Juventus’ #33 & #14. 

Juventus could easily be winning 0-3 right now and I would expect the final score to be something like that. Valencia appears to be drastically overmatched. 

8 minutes ago, Jograves said:

I wish TNT had a scorebug in the upper right hand corner with scores from the other matches. 

Get XFINITY 

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CR7 just got a red card after a Valencia player dove like he got hit in the back of the head when Cristiano’s closest body part was about 1-2 FEET away from the guy. 

It will be appealed, don’t know if it will be overturned, but it doesn’t matter for this match. 

The diving player should get a match suspension for simulation, but wow. 

And this is one of the top refs in Europe. 

4 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Roma sucks on the counter.  

They suck setting up a wall too. 

Just now, Jograves said:

They suck setting up a wall too. 

Looked like the tiny guy ducked to avoid getting hit in the face.

15 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

CR7 just got a red card after a Valencia player dove like he got hit in the back of the head when Cristiano’s closest body part was about 1-2 FEET away from the guy. 

It will be appealed, don’t know if it will be overturned, but it doesn’t matter for this match. 

The diving player should get a match suspension for simulation, but wow. 

And this is one of the top refs in Europe. 

Looked like Ronaldo popped him on the back of the head. Not sure if red worthy, but dumb regardless.

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