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4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Intervention time. Not for drinking or whatever. Just this take.

Now, if Wemby doesn't come back from the DVT, then yeah.

And Flagg rejected again as I type.

Hook. Line. Sinker. 

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2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Now, if Wemby doesn't come back from the DVT, then yeah.

That's the point though I just don't trust Wemby's health and I think that this kid is that fantastic. 

I don't give a fuck if he's gotten a couple shots blocked in the EE. I'm not operating on a possession-by-possession analysis. The way he operates in space and sees the floor and shoots the basketball is unreal. 

And he gives a shit. And plays his ass off. And works his ass off. 

He's going to do 22/6/6 as a rookie. Book it. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Three Dooks ahead of Tre

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Knueppel over Tre could get a GM fired. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

The 1 and 1s - while not intentional - saved them. They basically wound up being artificial stops. And then Clayton Jr. did Clayton Jr. things. 

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Free throws: 

TT - 53.8%
UF - 92.6%
 

Ballgame, bitches!

42 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd trade Wemby for this kid right now.

Holy fucking shit he's amazing. 

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This game sucks ass. There's zero chance bama threatens regardless of the score.

This is over...Bama is just playing out the string.

So Florida still has not played a complete game this tournament and is in the final four.

Go figure.

Just now, ztejas said:

That's the point though I just don't trust Wemby's health and I think that this kid is that fantastic. 

I don't give a fuck if he's gotten a couple shots blocked in the EE. I'm not operating on a possession-by-possession analysis. The way he operates in space and sees the floor and shoots the basketball is unreal. 

And he gives a shit. And plays his ass off. And works his ass off. 

He's going to do 22/6/6 as a rookie. Book it. 

You may be right on Wemby's health and not to derail the game thread, but I don't think even Nico Harrison would trade the barely tapped potential of Wemby for Flagg.

Nico would trade Wemby for Rudy Gobert though.

gonna need Rick and his boys to muck it up against dook and save us all.

56 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Upsets in the NCAA are pretty much over with the transfer portal.

Yup.  That essentially ends the madness part of March Madness.  if you’re a bad ass mid major player, you enter the portal and go to a power five program for more money.

It would scare the shit out of me to face a mid major with five guys who were seniors who played together forever.  Now Kentucky goes to the portal gets a brand new team who’s never even met each other - and might win the fucking tournament..

I'd trade Wemby for this kid right now.
Holy fucking shit he's amazing. 

I'm glad you're still drinking, cuz I got a nice buzz right now too.

The BYU players are back in their dorms with their 7 wives thinking to themselves why the Bama mofos couldn't be this cold from 3 against them. 

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Yup.  That essentially ends the madness part of March Madness.  if you’re a bad ass mid major player, you enter the portal and go to a power five program for more money.

It would scare the shit out of me to face a mid major with five guys who were seniors who played together forever.  Now Kentucky goes to the portal gets a brand new team who’s never even met each other - and might win the fucking tournament..

It's like the 1 and done strategy only you actually know if they are good first.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Yup.  That essentially ends the madness part of March Madness.  if you’re a bad ass mid major player, you enter the portal and go to a power five program for more money.

It would scare the shit out of me to face a mid major with five guys who were seniors who played together forever.  Now Kentucky goes to the portal gets a brand new team who’s never even met each other - and might win the fucking tournament..

the madness is now going to be something like a 10 seed Arkansas making the elite 8.  

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

gonna need Rick and his boys to muck it up against dook and save us all.

Barnes v. Sampson?

Ok

34 minutes ago, Deej said:

I feel bad for Tech and their fans.

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Who is Texas basketball right now?  None of you fuckers can even say.  You just wish you were us.

 

Fuck off.  LOL

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flagg pushes the defender with 2 hands every time he sets the screen out top.

4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Who is Texas basketball right now?  None of you fuckers can even say.  You just wish you were us.

 

Fuck off.  LOL

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1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Feel free to wait.

Duke is winning It all.

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3 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Texas coaching search...

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4 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Feel free to wait.

Duke is winning It all.

They have 2 or 3 of the best players in the tournament.

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Sears has lived up to his namesake tonight. He's closed up shop. 

there it is again.  dook no foul, same play on the other end, bama foul

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I seriously can't believe we're gonna lose this game because of fucking FTs, of all things

 

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

They didn't adjust, they had no answer. We just fucked it up. Completely outplayed for the entire 2nd half and then just piss your pants in the last 3 minutes. Props to Steph Curry for playing ringer for Florida today though.

 

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Well fuck we haven't choked like that all year

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And, yes…. this is very poor sportsmanship and douche bag stuff.

But again, I was over-served.  This time at Oscar’s bar in old Metairie.  Tech should’ve won BT. 

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sears ain’t gonna hero ball his way out of this. bama not playing smart ball. 

Who is Texas basketball right now?  None of you fuckers can even say.  You just wish you were us.
 
Fuck off.  LOL

Slorch'd
18 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

You may be right on Wemby's health and not to derail the game thread, but I don't think even Nico Harrison would trade the barely tapped potential of Wemby for Flagg.

Nico would trade Wemby for Rudy Gobert though.

 

16 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


I'm glad you're still drinking, cuz I got a nice buzz right now too.

Wemby basically put up the same stats 2 seasons in a row and has health and fitness issues. 

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Give it 5 years I bet I'm right. 

ha, Bama was gonna lose but they really have no chance.  ref lets first contact go by dook and then calls charge on bama.

7 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

They have 2 or 3 of the best players in the tournament.

Close

The Hero this country desperately needs to stem the Duke tide... 

Spoiler

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Did it in 2019 and can do it again in 2025. 

17 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Who is Texas basketball right now?  None of you fuckers can even say.  You just wish you were us.

 

Fuck off.  LOL

You'll feel us when our balls are bangin' on your chin in recruiting and the portal. There's a reason tech is well under .500 against us. 

no longhorn has ever wished they were tech for any reason ever.

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