April 9Apr 9 8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: As a male, the primary item I use for emotional support is my penis. Because I am a shallow thinker and a simple man. So, I think we should all start shopping at HEB with our dicks out, and if anyone says anything, bristle and claim discrimination against our emotional support dong. Just stay clear of the meat market & the deli.
April 9Apr 9 4 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Just stay clear of the meat market & the deli. Or, hey....free circumcisions!
April 9Apr 9 23 minutes ago, Js1 said: Isn’t that the problem? The people with power are too big of pussies to say no and tell them to leave. Because of our society’s Karen mentality to video it and sue and claim to be discriminated against. If I was the manager, I’d tell him to get the fuck out and if he fights me over it, you call the police. Yeah probably, it just depends on what the store's policy is for dealing with customers like this. If they have carte blanche to just boot customers the fuck out for doing shit like this, then sure, but I suspect they don't want to do that for [probably dumb] reasons.
April 10Apr 10 On 4/9/2025 at 10:23 AM, Brisketexan said: As a male, the primary item I use for emotional support is my penis. Because I am a shallow thinker and a simple man. So, I think we should all start shopping at HEB with our dicks out, and if anyone says anything, bristle and claim discrimination against our emotional support dong. Start?
April 10Apr 10 On 4/9/2025 at 11:23 AM, Brisketexan said: As a male, the primary item I use for emotional support is my penis. Because I am a shallow thinker and a simple man. So, I think we should all start shopping at HEB with our dicks out, and if anyone says anything, bristle and claim discrimination against our emotional support dong. HEB Employee: Sir, baby dills are in aisle 4 with the other pickles.
April 10Apr 10 27 minutes ago, Underdog said: HEB Employee: Sir, baby dills are in aisle 4 with the other pickles. Hey man, jerkin the gherkin is jerkin the gherkin. Don't judge.
May 2May 2 So this happened at an HEB in Austin and this is one reason why dogs don't belong in grocery stores.
May 2May 2 On 4/2/2025 at 5:19 PM, HenryJames said: On 4/2/2025 at 5:47 PM, Underdog said: 2,1 On 4/2/2025 at 6:29 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said: Username Ditto on yousername. Peak Shaggy Surly
May 2May 2 44 minutes ago, Chewbacca said: So this happened at an HEB in Austin and this is one reason why dogs don't belong in grocery stores. Um, excuse me SIR, but that shit was in the service of its owner. It's a very large store. It's like dropping bread crumbs to find her way back out. Plus she's clearly blind, deaf and dumb. Some empathy please.
May 2May 2 2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said: Um, excuse me SIR, but that shit was in the service of its owner. It's a very large store. It's like dropping bread crumbs to find her way back out. Plus she's clearly blind, deaf and dumb. Some empathy please. I would have started yelling at her to come pick up her dog's shit, and followed her until she either did it or left the store.
May 2May 2 Just now, Chewbacca said: I would have started yelling at her to come pick up her dog's shit, and followed her until she either did it or left the store. Correct. Though if I was that HEB worker, I would have followed her to her house and shit on her front porch. I'm sure that's not the first time they've seen it happen.
May 2May 2 This is anecdotal, but that video tracks with who I see not picking up their dogs' shit in my neighborhood. Older women. It's a really strange form of entitlement, but they have so few entitlements I don't want to judge too harshly. Nah, nevermind, fuck those old ladies. Pick up after your animals or learn to live alone with your thoughts.
May 2May 2 10 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said: they have so few entitlements I don't want to judge too harshly I'm assuming this line is satire. Because I think older white women are probably the most entitled people in this country.
May 2May 2 14 minutes ago, Chewbacca said: I'm assuming this line is satire. Because I think older white women are probably the most entitled people in this country. Oh it was satire.
May 2May 2 On 3/27/2025 at 2:45 PM, Hate said: Dogs belong in pet stores only. Anywhere else it’s about the owner showing off their dogs and how great of an owner they are. Leave your fuckig dog at home. Nope.
May 2May 2 If you go to a dog-friendly bar or restaurant and then bitch about people who bring their dogs there, you should be covered in gravy and staked out in a dog park.
May 3May 3 Um, excuse me SIR, but that shit was in the service of its owner. It's a very large store. It's like dropping bread crumbs to find her way back out. Plus she's clearly blind, deaf and dumb. Some empathy please.I was in Walmart once, in the fishing section, and saw a pile of shit on the floor.
May 3May 3 Just now, Jkwellborn said: I was in Walmart once, in the fishing section, and saw a pile of shit on the floor. In WalMart, shit on the floor is likely to be human though
May 3May 3 8 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said: If you go to a dog-friendly bar or restaurant and then bitch about people who bring their dogs there, you should be covered in gravy and staked out in a dog park. You couldn’t be more right about this.
May 3May 3 I know you mother fuckers aren't saying I can't bring Cuddles to his favorite store anymore
May 3May 3 This is anecdotal, but that video tracks with who I see not picking up their dogs' shit in my neighborhood. Older women. It's a really strange form of entitlement, but they have so few entitlements I don't want to judge too harshly. Nah, nevermind, fuck those old ladies. Pick up after your animals or learn to live alone with your thoughts. Older white women nicer SUVs certainly love to speed in my neighborhood past the kids playing.
May 3May 3 If you go to a dog-friendly bar or restaurant and then bitch about people who bring their dogs there, you should be covered in gravy and staked out in a dog park.That people need dog friendly bars and restaurants is indicative of how pathetically codependent people are with their pets. Parks, trails, backyards are great places to bring your pups.
May 3May 3 On 4/9/2025 at 9:19 AM, Brian Fantana said: In all seriousness, @MrBig, I was kidding but I wouldn't personally care at all if someone brought a snake around their shoulders like that as long as they weren't letting it crawl around on food or whatever. As far as worrying about if it's venomous, I'm not sure if you're serious about that but I also recognize that I'm a huge animal nerd and not everyone else is. There are maybe a [very small] handful of venomous snakes you would be able to handle like that without getting bitten, the overwhelming majority of venomous species are simply far too aggressive to drape over your shoulder and walk around with. Certainly none that you could readily find in the US with the exception of a hognose snake, but they're generally too small to carry like that anyway. At any rate, that's just a [likely red tail] boa. They're completely harmless though they tend to get rather large. As far as should it be in a grocery store? I mean, probably not, but I would assume if the store had an issue with it they'd ask him to leave or at least not to bring it back next time. Either way, it's a pretty harmless act.
May 3May 3 19 hours ago, Samson's Wig said: This is anecdotal, but that video tracks with who I see not picking up their dogs' shit in my neighborhood. Older women. It's a really strange form of entitlement, but they have so few entitlements I don't want to judge too harshly. Nah, nevermind, fuck those old ladies. Pick up after your animals or learn to live alone with your thoughts. Family get together, just shooting the shit, and the question is asked to me, lifer in the industry, and my youngest son, who worked at HEB through high school and early college; who are the rudest people? Both of us, simultaneously, "Old white ladies!" The have no fucks to give, will run your ass over with the carts, and generally will Karen your ass off for the most innane, inconsequential bullshit. Edited May 3May 3 by Iceman
May 3May 3 1 hour ago, Nivek said: That people men need dog wife friendly bars and restaurants is indicative of how pathetically codependent people men are with their pets wives. Parks, trails, backyards are great places to bring your pups wives. My dog might hump anything that moves, but he never took half my shit, and he actually loves me
May 3May 3 1 hour ago, Nivek said: That people need dog friendly bars and restaurants is indicative of how pathetically codependent people are with their pets. Parks, trails, backyards are great places to bring your pups. While I do agree, sometimes a bar or restaurant that is dog friendly is nice after the park or a hike with said dog. I’ve def stopped at a brewery after a hike with the dog (when I bring him) But leaving the house with the dog specifically to go to just a bar or restaurant and then back home? Nah. Unless it’s a bar/brewery with an attached dog park and friends are bringing theirs
May 3May 3 Dogs are fine in bars. If the owner does not suck. @MissingInAction and Luna are fine. But at the local pub there are some real assholes. One dude was finally kicked out. His big as hound would be off leash, wander around begging for food. Have seen a few dog fights, etc. The worse are the idiots who bring their little dogs and think it is fine if they are walking around the table. Oh, and don't ask me to hold your dog while you go piss. Should have thought about that. PS- I have stopped in with mine coming back from a walk. But I am there for maybe 30 minutes. Also, some of these places are loud. Some dogs don't do well with loud. But your pup has no business at HEB unless you need said dog. Edited May 3May 3 by InkaUtexas
May 3May 3 2 hours ago, Nivek said: That people need dog friendly bars and restaurants is indicative of how pathetically codependent people are with their pets. Parks, trails, backyards are great places to bring your pups. You have no idea what you're talking about about. Luna is a superstar where ever I take her. I bring for others to lavish her with attention and she fucking loves it. We were on a bar patio and this drunk was getting belligerent. She sat in front of him and just stared into his eyes Dude chilled, gave her a pet, then rejoined his pals. / And everyone slow clapped Edited May 3May 3 by MissingInAction
May 3May 3 Popular Post I see grocery stores as essential businesses. Most people tend to shop at their neighborhood store. Don't bring your dog, with rare exceptions (service dogs). Bars and restaurants are non-essential establishments. If the owner wants to operate a dog-friendly business, it's your fault if you go and don't like the presence of dogs.
May 3May 3 I see grocery stores as essential businesses. Most people tend to shop at their neighborhood store. Don't bring your dog, with rare exceptions (service dogs). Bars and restaurants are non-essential establishments. If the owner wants to operate a dog-friendly business, it's your fault if you go and don't like the presence of dogs.It’s not any more complicated than this.It’s fine, even cool sometimes, to bring your dog where people WANT to go.It’s a dick move to bring your dog where people NEED to go.
May 3May 3 I fully admit to being a bitch when it comes to snakes. Especially when they surprise me. I have gotten better as I have gotten older. Growing up in the country, we were told that the only good snake is a dead snake. But if I come across that at HEB, I might just stab the sumbitch(owner). Absolutely no reason for that. And yes, the problem is that store management is not willing to step up and say something in these situations.
May 3May 3 wtf is wrong with people that they would ever consider bringing filthy animals around a bunch of raw food? Why don't we just start up a bunch of wet markets? And I don't understand why management would ever have a problem kicking animals out. The health codes provide all the cover you need.
May 3May 3 12 minutes ago, WBT said: wtf is wrong with people that they would ever consider bringing filthy animals around a bunch of raw food? Why don't we just start up a bunch of wet markets? And I don't understand why management would ever have a problem kicking animals out. The health codes provide all the cover you need. Im.willing to bet their are dogs at wet markets.
May 3May 3 3 hours ago, MissingInAction said: You have no idea what you're talking about about. Luna is a superstar where ever I take her. I bring for others to lavish her with attention and she fucking loves it. We were on a bar patio and this drunk was getting belligerent. She sat in front of him and just stared into his eyes Dude chilled, gave her a pet, then rejoined his pals. / And everyone slow clapped It is fine that there are dog bars. I don't go to those places. I think the dog codependent people are strange (the ones that feel the need to take dogs out). Even cat ladies don't do shit like that or run around showing off their cat to other cat people. Edited May 3May 3 by Nivek
May 3May 3 23 hours ago, Chewbacca said: I'm assuming this line is satire. Because I think older white women are probably the most entitled people in this country. HS football coaches
May 3May 3 1 hour ago, Nivek said: It is fine that there are dog bars. I don't go to those places. I think the dog codependent people are strange (the ones that feel the need to take dogs out). Even cat ladies don't do shit like that or run around showing off their cat to other cat people. You're failing to see why some bring them along. For me it's because Luna loves meeting people. Brought to the tailgate once. Am I proud of her behavior and health? Absolutely. Arent parents proud of their crotch goblins for the same reasons?
May 3May 3 My kids had manors but were still anti-social AF. Just like their dad. I will polite your ass off, it doesn't mean I'm glad to see you. Edited May 3May 3 by Iceman
May 3May 3 38 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: You're failing to see why some bring them along. For me it's because Luna loves meeting people. Brought to the tailgate once. Am I proud of her behavior and health? Absolutely. Arent parents proud of their crotch goblins for the same reasons? I’d rather have dogs around than kids. That said, there’s a time and place where neither should be present.
May 3May 3 31 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: You're failing to see why some bring them along. For me it's because Luna loves meeting people. Brought to the tailgate once. Am I proud of her behavior and health? Absolutely. Arent parents proud of their crotch goblins for the same reasons? I take it you don't have kids. No, we don't bring them everywhere we can, because it is sometimes not appropriate. Furthermore, no matter how well behaved the dog is, it can still impact others due to allergies, though this is really only a concern in indoor locations.
May 3May 3 1 hour ago, Iceman said: My kids had manors but were still anti-social AF. Just like their dad. I will polite your ass off, it doesn't mean I'm glad to see you. I would think giving them multiple large houses would spoil them. edit: dammit, orale beat me to it Edited May 3May 3 by HornOnTheBayou
May 3May 3 4 hours ago, MissingInAction said: You're failing to see why some bring them along. For me it's because Luna loves meeting people. Brought to the tailgate once. Am I proud of her behavior and health? Absolutely. Arent parents proud of their crotch goblins for the same reasons? They are, but their kids are much worse than most dogs, and shouldt be kept at the bottom of a well, but the parents feel the need to take them around to prove to people that someone was dumb enough to fuck them.
May 4May 4 35 minutes ago, Deej said: They are, but their kids are much worse than most dogs, and shouldt be kept at the bottom of a well, but the parents feel the need to take them around to prove to people that someone was dumb enough to fuck them. Kids should be on leash at all times in public.
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