May 4May 4 Popular Post 21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Kids should be on leash at all times in public. Fun story. When my older son was around 16 months old, we took him to Wurstfest with us. We had one of those leashes that had a little monkey-backpack at his end. Anyway, my wife and I were dancing and left him with his uncle. So the uncle goes out near the dance floor with my kid on a leash, and my kid walks up to this woman dancing in a durndle and sticks his hand up her dress right into her stuff. She abruptly turns around and follows the leash to my kid's uncle's hands who is furiously and apologetically trying to reel in his nephew. We're so proud.
May 4May 4 7 hours ago, Nivek said: It is fine that there are dog bars. I don't go to those places. I think the dog codependent people are strange (the ones that feel the need to take dogs out). Even cat ladies don't do shit like that or run around showing off their cat to other cat people. Fuck that. In San Marcos there was a crazy chick who carried her hairless cat around with her in a backpack..... She was hot, but the cray won.
May 4May 4 9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: Fuck that. In San Marcos there was a crazy chick who carried her hairless cat around with her in a backpack..... She was hot, but the cray won. Undefeated?
May 4May 4 2 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Kids should be on leash at all times in public. Same as dogs. My wife, the biggest dog lover you’ve ever met, was attacked by an off leash dog several years ago and has trauma from off leash dogs.
May 4May 4 2 hours ago, pops said: Undefeated? Nah, even a buddy in a bad slump would not go on that ride.
May 4May 4 1 hour ago, royiv said: Same as dogs. My wife, the biggest dog lover you’ve ever met, was attacked by an off leash dog several years ago and has trauma from off leash dogs. Agreed.
May 4May 4 5 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Kids should be on leash at all times in public. I was judgy of parents with kids on leashes... until we had our youngest child. Then I needed explaining of how to get the leash out of walls.
May 4May 4 On 5/3/2025 at 7:57 AM, Nivek said: Older white women nicer SUVs certainly love to speed in my neighborhood past the kids playing. Oh yeah. We have an old timer in our neighborhood who will hire a sheriff's deputy to come issue tickets from time to time. It cracks my ass up every time our block text thread blows up form incredulous women complaining about getting speeding tickets. It happens every few months like clockwork, and not once has one of them ever expressed that maybe they should just slow their asses down. It's always a bitch fest about how unfair it is that they were targeted.
May 4May 4 HEB should just play some high pitched noises that only the dogs and kids/teens can hear that would immediately make them want to leave the store.
May 4May 4 Saw this on Reddit. I can’t believe we live in a timeline not only where this is happening, but the question of whether or not this snake is poisonous could be a legitimate thing to worry about. Stay classy, America. I see the issue here. He’s putting his dick on the produce.
May 4May 4 I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it. And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her.
May 4May 4 4 minutes ago, Not a cat said: I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it. And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her. I've never heard of South Austin, Vietnam. Is that located in the Mekong River Delta?
May 4May 4 1 minute ago, BurntEyes said: I've never heard of South Austin, Vietnam. Is that located in the Mekong River Delta? South 1st south of slaughter. Mary Moore seawright park. Good luck.
May 4May 4 I saw a lady pushing a lap dog with a service dog harness on at HEB yesterday and I laughed because this bug eyed shaking dog looked like it needed it's own service dog.
May 5May 5 On 5/3/2025 at 7:29 PM, MissingInAction said: Kids should be on leash at all times in public. No need for a leash when you can just grab them by the ear and mumble "get your ass over here."
May 5May 5 5 hours ago, Not a cat said: I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it. And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her.
May 11May 11 9 hours ago, Hate said: Seen at an HEB in The Woodlands. can't drink, no dog, no pics, can't smoke, can dip if your old enough, and hide your gun. fuck this place
May 11May 11 Seen at an HEB in The Woodlands. You think the lazy entitled woodlands people who leave their carts in the middle of the parking lot are gonna listen to this?
May 12May 12 23 hours ago, txduck87 said: You think the lazy entitled woodlands people who leave their carts in the middle of the parking lot are gonna listen to this? If those half drunk stay at home tradwife moms could read, they’d be very upset
August 14Aug 14 "Ma'am what task does your service dog perform for you?" "He helps find which lettuce is the softest to wipe my ass with." Also, he's still better cleaner and more well-behaved than most people of Walmart
August 14Aug 14 23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: HEB woulda thrown all of that lettuce out. Wal-Mart probably added 20% to the price because now it's "quality-control inspected by a skilled inspector."
August 14Aug 14 40 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said: The poor dog was just trying to hide so nobody would see him with that fat cunt Lol hiding in the lettuce ain’t the answer. Shoulda went to the onions!
August 15Aug 15 5 hours ago, MontereyMX said: Lol hiding in the lettuce ain’t the answer. Shoulda went to the onions! If I were trying to hide from that fat bitch, no place better than the veggie section...
August 15Aug 15 15 hours ago, Beau Vine said: That has to be staged. No way that woman actually buys produce.
August 15Aug 15 14 minutes ago, Deej said: That has to be staged. No way that woman actually buys produce.
October 2Oct 2 San Franciscans have had enough of your dog’s shit. In San Francisco, pets put their paws on cafe counters, roam sports bars and lick gym-goers during sit-ups
October 2Oct 2 Just now, royiv said: San Franciscans have had enough of your dog’s shit. In San Francisco, pets put their paws on cafe counters, roam sports bars and lick gym-goers during sit-ups Still better than homeless shit.
October 2Oct 2 1 minute ago, Deej said: Still better than homeless shit. Your schtick is old and tired. Get some new material.
October 2Oct 2 2 minutes ago, Deej said: Still better than homeless shit. You're a fucking loser dude shut the fuck up. Go outside and experience the smallest amount of adversity in your life so you become less insufferable.
October 2Oct 2 26 minutes ago, royiv said: Your schtick is old and tired. Get some new material. 25 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said: You're a fucking loser dude shut the fuck up. Go outside and experience the smallest amount of adversity in your life so you become less insufferable.
October 4Oct 4 On 8/15/2025 at 7:30 AM, Deej said: That has to be staged. No way that woman actually buys produce. probably just cutting through the produce section to get to the soda aisle
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