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H-E-B employees petition to ban non service animals in store

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#351
21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Kids should be on leash at all times in public.

Fun story.  When my older son was around 16 months old, we took him to Wurstfest with us.  We had one of those leashes that had a little monkey-backpack at his end.  Anyway, my wife and I were dancing and left him with his uncle.  So the uncle goes out near the dance floor with my kid on a leash, and my kid walks up to this woman dancing in a durndle and sticks his hand up her dress right into her stuff.  She abruptly turns around and follows the leash to my kid's uncle's hands who is furiously and apologetically trying to reel in his nephew. 

 

We're so proud.

#352
7 hours ago, Nivek said:

It is fine that there are dog bars.  I don't go to those places.   I think the dog codependent people are strange (the ones that feel the need to take dogs out).  Even cat ladies don't do shit like that or run around showing off their cat to other cat people.  

Fuck that. In San Marcos there was a crazy chick who carried her hairless cat around with her in a backpack.....

She was hot, but the cray won.

#353
9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck that. In San Marcos there was a crazy chick who carried her hairless cat around with her in a backpack.....

She was hot, but the cray won.

Undefeated?

#354
2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Kids should be on leash at all times in public.

Same as dogs. My wife, the biggest dog lover you’ve ever met, was attacked by an off leash dog several years ago and has trauma from off leash dogs. 

#357
5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Kids should be on leash at all times in public.

I was judgy of parents with kids on leashes... until we had our youngest child.  Then I needed explaining of how to get the leash out of walls.

#358
On 5/3/2025 at 7:57 AM, Nivek said:


Older white women nicer SUVs certainly love to speed in my neighborhood past the kids playing.

Oh yeah.  We have an old timer in our neighborhood who will hire a sheriff's deputy to come issue tickets from time to time.   It cracks my ass up every time our block text thread blows up form incredulous women complaining about getting speeding tickets.   It happens every few months like clockwork, and not once has one of them ever expressed that maybe they should just slow their asses down.  It's always a bitch fest about how unfair it is that they were targeted. 

#359

HEB should just play some high pitched noises that only the dogs and kids/teens can hear that would immediately make them want to leave the store.

#360
Saw this on Reddit. I can’t believe we live in a timeline not only where this is happening, but the question of whether or not this snake is poisonous could be a legitimate thing to worry about. Stay classy, America.
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I see the issue here. He’s putting his dick on the produce.
#361

"hey dipshit, you have 16 items in the...HOLY FUck!!!  carry on!!!

#362

I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. 

Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it.  And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her.  

#363
4 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. 

Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it.  And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her.  

I've never heard of South Austin, Vietnam. Is that located in the Mekong River Delta? 

#364
1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I've never heard of South Austin, Vietnam. Is that located in the Mekong River Delta? 

South 1st south of slaughter.  Mary Moore seawright park.  Good luck.

#365

I saw a lady pushing a lap dog with a service dog harness on at HEB yesterday and I laughed because this bug eyed shaking dog looked like it needed it's own service dog.

#366
On 5/3/2025 at 7:29 PM, MissingInAction said:

Kids should be on leash at all times in public.

No need for a leash when you can just grab them by the ear and mumble "get your ass over here."

#367
5 hours ago, Not a cat said:

I was at an off leash dog trail in South Austin a couple of weeks ago and saw a young fit woman with a nice rack just walking around topless. 

Not sure this has anything to do with service dogs at HEB but all this leash talk reminded me of it.  And yes, I've been back a couple of times but have not seen her.  

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#370
Seen at an HEB in The Woodlands.
 
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You think the lazy entitled woodlands people who leave their carts in the middle of the parking lot are gonna listen to this?
#371

SuperKarens are mobilizing at this moment.  "C'mon Fluffy!  Get in the damned car!!!"

#372
23 hours ago, txduck87 said:


You think the lazy entitled woodlands people who leave their carts in the middle of the parking lot are gonna listen to this?

If those half drunk stay at home tradwife moms could read, they’d be very upset 

  • 3 months later...
#373
A woman in Durango, Colorado, was filmed on Sunday after her "service dog" jumped into the produce section at Walmart and refused to get out.https://t.co/46R8bwYUsV

 

#374

"Ma'am what task does your service dog perform for you?"
"He helps find which lettuce is the softest to wipe my ass with."

Also, he's still better cleaner and more well-behaved than most people of Walmart

#376
23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
A woman in Durango, Colorado, was filmed on Sunday after her "service dog" jumped into the produce section at Walmart and refused to get out.https://t.co/46R8bwYUsV

 

HEB woulda thrown all of that lettuce out.

Wal-Mart probably added 20% to the price because now it's "quality-control inspected by a skilled inspector."

#377
40 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

The poor dog was just trying to hide so nobody would see him with that fat cunt

Lol hiding in the lettuce ain’t the answer.   Shoulda went to the onions! 

#378
5 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

Lol hiding in the lettuce ain’t the answer.   Shoulda went to the onions! 

If I were trying to hide from that fat bitch, no place better than the veggie section...

#380
13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
A woman in Durango, Colorado, was filmed on Sunday after her "service dog" jumped into the produce section at Walmart and refused to get out.https://t.co/46R8bwYUsV

 

"service dog" in quotes is taking me out. 

#381
15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
A woman in Durango, Colorado, was filmed on Sunday after her "service dog" jumped into the produce section at Walmart and refused to get out.https://t.co/46R8bwYUsV

 

That has to be staged. No way that woman actually buys produce. 

#382
14 minutes ago, Deej said:

That has to be staged. No way that woman actually buys produce. 

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#385
1 minute ago, Deej said:

Still better than homeless shit. 

Your schtick is old and tired. Get some new material.

#386
2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Still better than homeless shit. 

You're a fucking loser dude shut the fuck up. Go outside and experience the smallest amount of adversity in your life so you become less insufferable.

#388
26 minutes ago, royiv said:

Your schtick is old and tired. Get some new material.

 

25 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

You're a fucking loser dude shut the fuck up. Go outside and experience the smallest amount of adversity in your life so you become less insufferable.

 

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