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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.

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I used to have faith that we’d find some hits and win these types of games. I don’t now. 

Springs 6.5 ERA is sinking like a stone.

Rangers are the equivalent of how our football team was for a while.

Random struggling QB with a noodle arm comes in and looks like a Heisman winner.

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I mean, we're firing Justin Viele immediately after this game, right?

Only if Rudy Jaramillo is available.

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I post as well as the Rangers hit

They showed that clip of Rickey's stolen base record on May 1st, 1991.   You know what else happened that day...we killed Bin Laden

Not really, Nolan's 7th, and I was a drunk fool in the left field bleachers.

Hey we got another call.

Saved Marcus from making another out on the basepaths.

I'm out on FailBurger.

Fucking call up Crim. He's mashing at RR. Can't be any worse.

Fuck you Marcus. Can’t hit. Can’t run the bases. Can’t field. What the fuck would you say you do here dipshit??

It has spread throughout the team, it is a fucking disease.  This team has goddamn aids.

This is just brutal.

Also, Webb/Armstrong/Jackson are all middling, average at-best relievers.  Put them in in tie/close games and more times than not you'll get burned.

Got a feeling CY is about to tell this to a few people

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Time to try the Constanza method, though they have already come close with the batting order.

 

New nicknames:

Take out

Burgers to go

Drive through

In and out

What burger

 

 

 

It is frustrating watching this team miss so many pitches in the middle of the plate.

Watching this teams feels like in Space Jam when the aliens zap all the superstars of their powers and they’re left with the talent of a potato.

Have no fear, I am here. My third game getting to watch this year

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