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Well fellas...Opening Day is finally here.  While this team's Opening Day lineup and rotation looks very different to those of years past when I have started these threads, to all of those who are no longer in the blue and orange, and to Minute Maid Park:

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We will roll with the new crew on the field in the Icebox, and once again will prove that we are the class of the AL West.  Cam Smith will make Dana look like a genius and will win AL ROTY. Our rotation will likely suffer countless injuries as in years past, and we will still find ways to win.

As usual, the road to the AL Pennant will go through Houston.  Let's go.

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

No mercy

 

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we need mvp yordan this season 

if you've never been, potente has a great bar and the food is damn good ....

 

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Happy Opening Day!!!
Go Astros!!!

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I just hope everyone on the team tries hard and has fun….

….and wins more than the 85 games I’m predicting they will :/

 

 

 

 

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Page 1.  Costing me $114 a month extra to watch these guys.  Don't disappoint me.  Get on YouTube TV or an app like the Stars do.

5 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Page 1.  Costing me $114 a month extra to watch these guys.  Don't disappoint me.  Get on YouTube TV or an app like the Stars do.

 

find a family member that has directv, use their log in 

lot of free street parking around ninfas / el tiempo / moon tower inn. park over there and call an uber 

 

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What's the best way to stream the Astros on phone or computer? Is the MLB.tv package strictly for out of market teams? 

1 minute ago, jkates said:

What's the best way to stream the Astros on phone or computer? Is the MLB.tv package strictly for out of market teams? 

 

texas is blacked out for all astro home games 

Best 7 months of the year.

Fuck the offseason.

Lets roll

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

texas is blacked out for all astro home games 

If I buy the out of market MLB.tv thing, can I still stream the Mets broadcast?

I'm ready. Show me what Walker, Paredes and Smith got. Let's get Pena back on track with a little power this year. Yainier to the all-star game. 

The Astros against Clay Holmes: 

altuve 

paredes 

alvarez (dh) 

walker 

diaz

pena 

smith

rodgers

meyers 

 

Valdez LHP

 

 

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7 minutes ago, jkates said:

If I buy the out of market MLB.tv thing, can I still stream the Mets broadcast?

No because it is being broadcast in the local market. Doesn't matter what team stream, just is it being covered by a local station of some sort. However, nothing stops you from using a VPN (apart from MLB.TV blocking some common VPN addresses).

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21 minutes ago, jkates said:

If I buy the out of market MLB.tv thing, can I still stream the Mets broadcast?

MLB.tv + unlocator.com smartDNS subscription 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

MLB.tv + unlocator.com smartDNS subscription 

So don't need the VPN piece with it? Can just do the smartDNS subscription? 

Lets show those pussies in the AL West the road still goes through the H!

Go 'Stros!

15 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

So don't need the VPN piece with it? Can just do the smartDNS subscription? 

May depend how you want to watch.

I haven’t been able to consistently crack watching on my iphone (but also rarely look to do that so haven’t spent much time trying to solve).

I watch on a smart TV via the MLB app on a Roku stick.

I use Unlocator’s smartDNS service and toggle the DNS settings on my WiFi router (google nest wifi). It worked all of last year and so far spring training this year. (Detailed setup instructions for whatever your device/connection setup is can be found on their website)

 

The only hiccup I’ve noticed is trying to watch the ESPN app on Roku. Something about their app flags what I’m doing and won’t work until I change the DNS settings back to the default (but that’s a 30 second process through the wifi app on my phone)

 

Werent baseballs in the rail car during the Enron/Junction Jack days?

 

In other news, it sounds like Luis Garcia may not be pitching for a while this season. Hope he’s not the next LMJ 

12 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Werent baseballs in the rail car during the Enron/Junction Jack days?

 

In other news, it sounds like Luis Garcia may not be pitching for a while this season. Hope he’s not the next LMJ 

Second Opinion is code for “needs another surgery.”

Astros roster moves:
•RHP Rafael Montero, LHP Steven Okert, 2B Brendan Rodgers, and IF/OF Cam Smith were selected to the Major League roster and RHP Ryan Gusto was recalled.
•OF Cooper Hummel has been designated for assignment.
•OF Pedro Leon and OF Taylor Trammell have been placed on the 10-day IL (retro to March 24).
•RHP Shawn Dubin, RHP Luis Garcia, RHP Cristian Javier, RHP Lance McCullers Jr., RHP Kaleb Ort and RHP Forrest Whitley have been placed on the 15-day IL (retro to March 24).
•RHP J.P. France has been placed on the 60-Day IL.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Second Opinion is code for “needs another surgery.”

Yeah, you don't seek 2nd opinions because of good news in the first 1.

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