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#1851
34 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Stat of the night....Bregman has more homers today than fucking Yordan has all season 

 

 

It stings, I ain’t gonna lie.

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#1856

Welp back to winning the World Series! 

Lets see what tomorrow brings.  Stop the WLWLWL bullshit dudes

#1860
50 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 Stop the WLWLWL bullshit dudes

We just might, we only wasted one run today and it was worth it to see a Yordan piss missile. 

#1861
11 hours ago, WBT said:

Gotdamn, 5 for 5 with 12 total bases. I'm going to need another WAR update tomorrow.

 

well now that dumb dumb is going on paternity list cause he couldn't plan his dick down sessions properly 

#1862
11 hours ago, WBT said:

Gotdamn, 5 for 5 with 12 total bases. I'm going to need another WAR update tomorrow.

Hammerin' Yordan says keep talking shit!

0.9 Bregman

0.8 Paredes

#1865

He learned at the feet of the ultimate lineup tinkerer, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised.

#1871
2 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


not to mention there is no game tomorrow.

 

two days off

 

cam smith trying to flash some leather out there 

#1873
2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

My gosh, just let dezenzo play 1st.   Walker is awful.

 

platoon needs to start happening soon, maybe that will kick start walker 

#1874

How has Cintron not got with the team and said, the only players who can swing at 3-0 and 3-1 counts are Altuve and Alvarez?

I swear every time they swing in those counts its ball 4. 

 

#1875
5 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

How has Cintron not got with the team and said, the only players who can swing at 3-0 and 3-1 counts are Altuve and Alvarez?

I swear every time they swing in those counts its ball 4. 

 

 

this isn't 6 yo select ball 

you'd have push back from a 10 yo team on this lol 

#1881
6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We began the game with 2 consecutive hits. Nada since then 

 

altuve to surly thread - hey, fuck you !

#1882
17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this isn't 6 yo select ball 

you'd have push back from a 10 yo team on this lol 

Just trying to get the OBP higher than the Batting averages lol

#1883
12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Appears Blanco was a one year wonder. The league has caught up to his change up.

 

that bunt was a foul, bad call

he hung one curve a little too much. other than that pitch he looked good today. imo 

he needed more spring training work 

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#1885
21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Appears Blanco was a one year wonder. The league has caught up to his change up.

Not a bad start if our offense wasn't just absolute dog shit

#1886

We might go 2-3 weeks without seeing the Astros have as many opposite field hits as the Cardinals had in that inning alone.

#1887
7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We might go 2-3 weeks without seeing the Astros have as many opposite field hits as the Cardinals had in that inning alone.

Offensive strategy: Swing at every first pitch,  swing at balls in hitter counts, and ground out to Short Stop.

#1891

If Yainer gets on, Yordan has to ph for Rodgers, right?

Never mind

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#1895

This organization is trash. I didn’t want to believe they were cheaters, now I don’t give a shit. Find a better way to cheat. Hire Carlos Beltran 

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