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#2504
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Episode 101 is up. We talk pitching. 
 

 

 

it's bad ass, and a second wave of arms are on the way

next topic 😁

#2508
Lance McCullers Jr. will throw a bullpen tomorrow and, if all goes well, his next start could be with the major-league team, Joe Espada said.

 

#2509
23 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
Lance McCullers Jr. will throw a bullpen tomorrow and, if all goes well, his next start could be with the major-league team, Joe Espada said.

 

Don't worry he will tear his flux capacitor tomorrows pen 

#2510
31 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
Lance McCullers Jr. will throw a bullpen tomorrow and, if all goes well, his next start could be with the major-league team, Joe Espada said.

 

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#2512

Maybe this is better suited for r/unpopularopinion but lately I've found myself becoming increasingly annoyed with Julia's chuckling during the broadcast and the way she throws it back to the booth with her grating "tuh kay" and I can't stand her constantly hawking Kenda Scott's bullshit overpriced costume jewelry scam. Flame me if you must, but y'all know how the saying goes...."somebody somewhere is sick of her shit?"

#2514
17 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Maybe this is better suited for r/unpopularopinion but lately I've found myself becoming increasingly annoyed with Julia's chuckling during the broadcast and the way she throws it back to the booth with her grating "tuh kay" and I can't stand her constantly hawking Kenda Scott's bullshit overpriced costume jewelry scam. Flame me if you must, but y'all know how the saying goes...."somebody somewhere is sick of her shit?"

LilShep will be along shortly to deal with you 

#2515
2 hours ago, Scraps said:

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Why has Cam only started 4 of our last 7?

#2516
Maybe this is better suited for r/unpopularopinion but lately I've found myself becoming increasingly annoyed with Julia's chuckling during the broadcast and the way she throws it back to the booth with her grating "tuh kay" and I can't stand her constantly hawking Kenda Scott's bullshit overpriced costume jewelry scam. Flame me if you must, but y'all know how the saying goes...."somebody somewhere is sick of her shit?"
Calm down
#2517

Bullshit, that hit him.

I may have to unfollow Lauren Burke on insta

#2522
36 minutes ago, WBT said:

Why has Cam only started 4 of our last 7?

Because Espada is a waterhead. 

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Is Rogers hurt or does Espada believe Dubon should starts?

He loves him some Dubon. It’s gross. 

#2524
2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Yuli DFA’d from Padres.

Too bad

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#2525
5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Because Espada is a waterhead. 

He loves him some Dubon. It’s gross. 

It's like when Dusty had that spell when Shitty Jack Mayfield was the first name on the lineup card.  Or when Dubon was.  But I don't think Dubon ever played with Espada's kid.

#2528

Leadoff walk to the 9 hole hitting a smooth .125

Then our defensive 2b fucks up the dp with a bad throw.

Cool cool.

#2529
1 minute ago, WBT said:

Leadoff walk to the 9 hole hitting a smooth .125

Then our defensive 2b fucks up the dp with a bad throw.

Cool cool.

Doesn’t matter. After they got on board with the leadoff HR we had zero chance of winning this game. That was too steep a hill. Everything else tonight is just overkill. 

#2531
33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Is there a worse 2 strike hitter than Meyers?

 

I’ll hang up and listen 

Meyers last 7 games 0-11 with 8 strikeouts. He should be late inning def sub AT BEST. Jake Marisnick 2.0 without the hair or arm.

#2534

Reaching 100 ABs....Diaz sucks ass. Send him down to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with him.

And no i am not joking.

#2535
Meyers last 7 games 0-11 with 8 strikeouts. He should be late inning def sub AT BEST. Jake Marisnick 2.0 without the hair or arm.
Bro he was just our cleanup hitter like a week ago!
#2536

Not much you can do when you run into a buzzsaw like Reese Olson

#2537
8 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Meyers last 7 games 0-11 with 8 strikeouts. He should be late inning def sub AT BEST. Jake Marisnick 2.0 without the hair or arm.

Jake Marisnick was a better player on every way I believe.  Very similar dudes with Marisnick a little better at everything imo. 

#2538
11 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Yainer can take some terrible ABs.

The last ABs Yordan and Yainer had were two of the worst ABs I've ever seen

#2541

Walker!

Paredes is slow but I would have sent him there with 2 outs and the way Yainer is going.

#2545
Reaching 100 ABs....Diaz sucks ass. Send him down to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with him.

And no i am not joking.
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