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#7204

This was a game that Espada compeltely whiffed on managing. The stupid decision to draw in the infield in the 4th only to think Weems going two innings was a brilliant idea. Weems should have come out after the call that was overturned into an out.

#7205

the fire espada guys were lined up for the post game show. they hadn't been calling in lately.  8-2 last 10 games 

rockies 2nd baseman killed us in the field today 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#7208
46 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This was a game that Espada compeltely whiffed on managing. The stupid decision to draw in the infield in the 4th only to think Weems going two innings was a brilliant idea. Weems should have come out after the call that was overturned into an out.

Breathe.

#7209
34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the fire espada guys were lined up for the post game show. they hadn't been calling in lately.  8-2 last 10 games 

rockies 2nd baseman killed us in the field today 

8-2 with a -4 run differential. Everyone on this thread understands baseball at a level where that is unsustainable. 

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#7211
1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

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You just ripped the photoshop that I made and posted on the previous page?? OK 🤣

Edit - accurate handle 

Edited by Planet Houston

#7213
15 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We currently have the most players on the IL in the MLB. It's a good thing we overperformed the first half of the season

Sure. But only 3 of them actually matter. Maybe 4. 
Yordan, Pena, Javier, dubin. The rest are replaced with like quality more or less. 

#7214
4 hours ago, Scraps said:
4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:
We finish the season 5-4 against the white sox and Rockies.
 
 
Sigh 

Not done with Colorado....still have 3 more so it can be worse

Well that’s fun.

i thought we only played each NL team once.

is that part of some sort of “natural rival” BS?

or do we just rotate playing one NL team home and home every year?

#7215
3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Damn the dodgers are gonna blast LMJ in the first 3-4 innings. Terrible timing to not get framber and Hunter in this series.

?

Framber starts Saturday.

or are you saying sucks Hunter isn’t also pitching this series, in which case meh. 
it’d be awesome to see the AL Cy young winner face off against the NL’s best in July, but considering the run support we give Hunter, I’m fine with him shutting down the Rockies and guardians on either side of the Dodger series 

#7216
50 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

8-2 with a -4 run differential. Everyone on this thread understands baseball at a level where that is unsustainable. 

+3 now that that 9-1 blowout loss at Anaheim dropped off the L10 but yeah.

#7220
55 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

You just ripped the photoshop that I made and posted on the previous page?? OK 🤣

Edit - accurate handle 

I got it from a FB page.

Credit - PH

#7221
14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

+3 now that that 9-1 blowout loss at Anaheim dropped off the L10 but yeah.

 

we're top 10 in mlb. lots of room to improve. keep winning series 

being down 4 top hitters from last season sucks 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#7223
11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Toronto swept the Yankees out of 1st place.

Springer had a series

Reached base 12 times. 8-14, 4 BBs, 7 runs, 11 RBIs, 4 HRs including a grand slam

increased OPS from .822 to .891

 

#7225
24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

very curious how these young guns step up to the dodgers @ dodger stadium 

it'll be rowdy 

Nervous about this series.

#7226
25 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Springer had a series

Reached base 12 times. 8-14, 4 BBs, 7 runs, 11 RBIs, 4 HRs including a grand slam

increased OPS from .822 to .891

 

I miss him so bad.

#7227
1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Nervous about this series.

 

it's not even all star break. if it was October, it would be interesting 

#7228
10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I miss him so bad.

Not sure 6 yrs, $150M was worth it but somehow there is only 1.5 years left on that deal. And would much rather be in that spot now than 4.5 years left on Altuve’s deal.

just glad he’s having a resurgence now right as my 10 yo decided to re-up for #4 on his jersey for his fall baseball season.

#7229
14 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Nervous about this series.

I fail to comprehend how an Astros fan in 2025 can be nervous about a series in the first week of July.

We’ve been in a golden age for a decade.


It don’t make a shit until September.   

#7234

I’ll be in Chavez ravine tomorrow, sitting in section right by the Astros bullpen on LMJ day. God bless America.

#7238
2 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Nervous about this series.

no matter the outcome, its's just one three-game series in a 162 gm marathon.

just keep playing good baseball and avoid a prolonged losing streak.

#7239

Cam Smith will probably be leading the team in Batting avg by all star break.....that is both awesome and sad

#7240
8 hours ago, Gourmand said:

no matter the outcome, its's just one three-game series in a 162 gm marathon.

just keep playing good baseball and avoid a prolonged losing streak.

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#7241
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Cam Smith will probably be leading the team in Batting avg by all star break.....that is both awesome and sad

He's been hot, but there is no way he's catching Pena.

#7244
Since May 16(When he implemented the change:.340/.391/.506 4 HR/12 2B 155 wRC+Remember, Smith will 22 years old all season and had just 134 PA in the minors.

 

#7245
10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:
Since May 16(When he implemented the change:.340/.391/.506 4 HR/12 2B 155 wRC+Remember, Smith will 22 years old all season and had just 134 PA in the minors.

 

 

one of his interviews from may or so, he talked about the astro staff had swing changes / modifications for him on day 1, before he ever took a swing here 

#7246
54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

one of his interviews from may or so, he talked about the astro staff had swing changes / modifications for him on day 1, before he ever took a swing here 

 excited to see his power numbers when he starts to consistently elevate the ball.

 

/trotline

#7247
5 hours ago, Scraps said:

Cam Smith will probably be leading the team in Batting avg by all star break.....that is both awesome and sad

30 points behind Pena but sure 

#7248

Thanks its already been pointed out im not talking about guys who are incapable of playing cause their pussy hurts

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