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#8703
3 hours ago, kevwun said:

I would be ok with them hitting Garcia every time he comes up, regardless of game situation.

yep, put him on base but not the easy way.

#8704

Trammell has never been above .200 in his career. I will give him credit for giving 100 percent hustle 100 percent of the time though. Much like Marisnick was, if he could hit his weight he’d be a usable player.

#8705
8 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Trammell has never been above .200 in his career. I will give him credit for giving 100 percent hustle 100 percent of the time though. Much like Marisnick was, if he could hit his weight he’d be a usable player.

Holy cow, I didn't realize the dude is the size of a Big 12 LB.

#8706
1 hour ago, runthebone said:

I just think Trammell and Hummel are too talented not to be above .200 after today.  

You mean their combined averages? 

#8707

All ready for robot umpires after last night.

I am also ready for all Fox play by play guys to die of dysentery.  Now that I think of it let me change that to all Fox play by play guys and AJ.  

#8708
13 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

All ready for robot umpires after last night.

I am also ready for all Fox play by play guys to die of dysentery.  Now that I think of it let me change that to all Fox play by play guys and AJ.  

Why did we get the Fox B Team last night? 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

#8709
58 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy cow, I didn't realize the dude is the size of a Big 12 LB.

 

it's great he's getting at bats, we need to see if there's something there. the amazing part is we aren't fighting for last place, but trying to chase down the tigers 

#8712

more than 3 weeks for jake 

on peña playing in seattle - 'that's a little early' but he'll be one of the first guys to come off the IL 

Edited by tx 3 putt

#8714

javier is helping the team this season 

garcia has had setbacks, should help this season 

both up to 94/95

in spring training build up mode 

#8716
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

javier is helping the team this season 

garcia has had setbacks, should help this season 

both up to 94/95

in spring training build up mode 

Framber, Brown, Javier, LMJ, and Garcia sounds much better than what they’re throwing out there currently.

I still think we need a left handed bat, but I’d be fine not trading for pitching. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

#8717

On @sportstalk790, GM Dana Brown said, Alvarez will be re-evaluated Thursday. “I think once that’s over, the doctor could potentially clear him to start swinging the bat. As long as Yordan feels good, we’re going to try to expedite his return.” Yordan has “absolutely no pain in his hand.”

 

 

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#8719

Did anyone catch last night that the Astros head trainer was going to Atlanta as part of the AL medical staff.

This is a brilliant trojan horse move by Dana.  

Edited by PGFrog

#8730

sick of every fucking break going The Rangers way.

Nobody's fault, but gotdam.

#8732
35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

On @sportstalk790, GM Dana Brown said, Alvarez will be re-evaluated Thursday. “I think once that’s over, the doctor could potentially clear him to start swinging the bat. As long as Yordan feels good, we’re going to try to expedite his return.” Yordan has “absolutely no pain in his hand.”

 

 

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Most amputees suffer from phantom limb pain, so he's lucky.

#8734

Gonna lose the game, to those fucksticks, while I’m attending, on my birthday, before 4 days off and then a 9:00 fucking PM start in Seattle. 
which section sells bleach at the concession stands again?  

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#8736
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Gonna lose the game, to those fucksticks, while I’m attending, on my birthday, before 4 days off and then a 9:00 fucking PM start in Seattle. 
which section sells bleach at the concession stands again?  

Maven 

#8737
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Gonna lose the game, to those fucksticks, while I’m attending, on my birthday, before 4 days off and then a 9:00 fucking PM start in Seattle. 
which section sells bleach at the concession stands again?  

And go to the break with a five game lead at worst.

Raise your hand if you thought that was going to be the case in April.

#8742
7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Gonna lose the game, to those fucksticks, while I’m attending, on my birthday, before 4 days off and then a 9:00 fucking PM start in Seattle. 
which section sells bleach at the concession stands again?  

Happy birthday 🎉🎈🎊 

#8745
8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Gonna lose the game, to those fucksticks, while I’m attending, on my birthday, before 4 days off and then a 9:00 fucking PM start in Seattle. 
which section sells bleach at the concession stands again?  

Happy birthday

 

Sorry, the Daik is BYOB.

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