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#11452
20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

right the ship in miami !

Miami is the hottest they’ve been all year. 8-2 L10 with a chance to get back to .500 on the season today. Stowers a grand slam earlier this weekend, just hit a 3 run homer to go up 6-1 in the 4th as they attempt to sweep the Yankees. 

#11458
42 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Miami is the hottest they’ve been all year. 8-2 L10 with a chance to get back to .500 on the season today. Stowers a grand slam earlier this weekend, just hit a 3 run homer to go up 6-1 in the 4th as they attempt to sweep the Yankees. 

 

they've 6 straight series 

 

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#11459

The Astros are "weighing the possibility" of bringing back Ryan Pressly to the Astros, who was recently released by the Cubs, per @BNightengale

 

 

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#11461

Dubin is about to replace Hernandez

Rooney

Neris

Sousa

King

Okert

Ort

Abreu

Hader

 

i don’t trust that Pressly is better than any of those guys.

unless they just swap Pressly in for Neris (and then never use him unless it’s in a game we’re down 9+)

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#11463
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

right the ship in miami !

They are very hot about the sweet the Yankees. The ship might not be righted there 

#11464
49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The Astros are "weighing the possibility" of bringing back Ryan Pressly to the Astros, who was recently released by the Cubs, per @BNightengale

 

 

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They do this, it just means they aren't serious about winning this season.

#11466
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

They are very hot about the sweet the Yankees. The ship might not be righted there 

they peaked before our series !!!

#11470
46 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Charlie Morton was the pitching move we needed to make instead of screwing around with Cease. I guess we just didn’t want any rentals. 

 

Charlie Morton's @Tigers debut:6 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 6 K

 

#11471
Charlie Morton was the pitching move we needed to make instead of screwing around with Cease. I guess we just didn’t want any rentals. 

Charlie Morton ain’t gonna help if we plan on scoring 5 runs per series.
#11474
12 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Charlie Morton was the pitching move we needed to make instead of screwing around with Cease. I guess we just didn’t want any rentals. 

Everyone knows Charlies was too old 8 years ago right?

#11475

Early start today- heads-up in case you are somehow in West Coast road games mode. 5:40 Central.

#11476

Astros offense stats in the past month
-Last in Batting Average
-Last in Homeruns
-Last in RBIs
-Last in OPS
-Last in stolen bases
-First in double plays
-First in LOB

 

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#11478
20 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We’ve been there for awhile now.

Just wait til we're not in first place anymore.

Hoo boy.

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#11480
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros offense stats in the past month
-Last in Batting Average
-Last in Homeruns
-Last in RBIs
-Last in OPS
-Last in stolen bases
-First in double plays
-First in LOB

 

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I can't be upset that we were buyers, because we really didn't lose anything of consequence, with the very real chance we didn't add anything of consequence either.

#11481
29 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I can't be upset that we were buyers, because we really didn't lose anything of consequence

 

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#11483
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I can't be upset that we were buyers, because we really didn't lose anything of consequence, with the very real chance we didn't add anything of consequence either.

 

we upgraded from every person the new guys replaced 

 

as is, this team can run off 10 W's

#11484
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we upgraded from every person the new guys replaced 

 

as is, this team can run off 10 W's

Tonight would be a greaaaaat time to start 

#11486
Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Feels like a little 5-1 end to the road trip headed into the next homestand. 
also wouldn’t be surprised by 1-5, so there’s that. 

 

all in !!!!

im also all in on dating jennifer lawrence this week !

#11491
22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Good thing the Astros removed Tal's Hill as Jake is only working on flat ground at this time.

#11492
3 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Curious how many here realize Christian Walker is leading the Astros in RBI.  

I still find it hard to believe he had his best month last week.  Felt like he constantly failed with RISP, but I guess the whole damn team has lately.

#11493
40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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without 44 and Jake, this has to be our best lineup.  still irks me to see Trammell.

#11494
3 minutes ago, Pablo said:

I still find it hard to believe he had his best month last week.  Felt like he constantly failed with RISP, but I guess the whole damn team has lately.

Pretty wide net to cast right now and if Altuve beats one more fucking pitch into the ground trying to pull it...........

#11495
1 minute ago, Pablo said:

without 44 and Jake, this has to be our best lineup.  still irks me to see Trammell.

I get it but Trammell has actually been having a career year and is not terrible in the 8 spot. OPS+ of 109 (up from career 85), worth 0.7 WAR, previous high for a season was 0.3 and has years of -0.2, -0.3, and -0.2 again leading into this. He's not a guy you want to be running out there every day but like....that's fine as your 4th outfielder with 70 AB's for the season so far?

#11497

 

Isaac Paredes received a PRP injection on his right hamstring and is going to rehab in an attempt to return this season, Astros GM Dana Brown said. Surgery was on the table for Paredes, Brown said, but Paredes chose to rehab the injury instead.

 

#11498
40 minutes ago, Genghis said:

I get it but Trammell has actually been having a career year and is not terrible in the 8 spot. OPS+ of 109 (up from career 85), worth 0.7 WAR, previous high for a season was 0.3 and has years of -0.2, -0.3, and -0.2 again leading into this. He's not a guy you want to be running out there every day but like....that's fine as your 4th outfielder with 70 AB's for the season so far?

All those numbers are falling like a fucking rock though....a week ago all of them were much higher too because of the small sample size.  

 

#11499
5 minutes ago, Halohal said:

 

Isaac Paredes received a PRP injection on his right hamstring and is going to rehab in an attempt to return this season, Astros GM Dana Brown said. Surgery was on the table for Paredes, Brown said, but Paredes chose to rehab the injury instead.

 

I'm sure this will work out well.....

#11500
4 minutes ago, Halohal said:

 

Isaac Paredes received a PRP injection on his right hamstring and is going to rehab in an attempt to return this season, Astros GM Dana Brown said. Surgery was on the table for Paredes, Brown said, but Paredes chose to rehab the injury instead.

 

oh nice the ol....try rehab instead of actually fixing the issue and then in turn still have the surgery 2 months from now and push your come back time even further.

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